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Can you help me decide which new vocation I should choose? 1. Milk inventor 2. Crab dentists 3. Igloo melter. (Have you ever noticed that igloos are fantastically versatile houses? If you live in Iceland and want to move house simply heat up your igloo and melt it down to water. Collect the water into a container of some sort. Take your transportable house (in liquid form) and your frozen wife, and your kids made from ice to your new location. Use a giant freezer to solidify you house once again and eat ice creams with your new neighbours, who will incidentally be snowmen, if they are gay. If they are not gay one will be a snow man and the other will be a snowlady. You can tell by the carrot, a snow man will have a carrot as a penis. 4. Shoe herder Have you ever reared shoes? I find them difficult to control on my farm. I own thirty small sandals, I mainly keep them for their meat, and I like shearing them once a year in the winter for their fur. Sorry I mean sheep not shoes. 5. Helicopter landing pad 6. Pig nurse 7. New number inventor (Twenty-sixty- three, my latest invention ladies and gentlemen) 8. Dream sniffer 9. Filing cabinet estimator ("I believe three cabinets will be required to store your documents and peanuts Rupert") Teeth |
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Igloo melter.... You could test out your skills on Marlowe's house! :P |
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5. get a helicopter first. one of those cool ones with rockets and stuff. |
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