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Yeah we () have a show tomorrow. I drum, but latly have been very very bored. I would like to do some cool shit but there isnt really much a drummer can do cause he is doing all the work lol ! Like Guitar players can do the pirate ship and dumb shit like that, but what can a drummer do ?!?!? Gimme some ideas and Ill try em out tomorrow! |
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stick the drumstick up the guitarist's ass.... |
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use celery sticks as the drum sticks. drum nude put thin film of water on drums for 80's cheese effect. need octangular snare to do this. |
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hahaha |
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LOFL >AT APHEXISATWIN WHAT IF HE HAS JEANS ON? MOST GJUITARISTS WEAR JNEANS |
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shove it right through that shit.... most drummers are stong :P |
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I bet a drummer could.... I bet he could eat a worm live. There are probably other things also. Hmm... I know, flip your drumsticks! The ladies love this maneauver because they have evolved to select males with high hand eye coordination as these are the individuals that would have been most fit in a hunter gatherer society. |
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being a badass drummer speaks for itself. If you kick the shit, people notice. |
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Last show I dressed up like the piano player guys from the Devo - Jokohomo video. Between everysong I grabbed the mic and said "Are we not men ? D.E.V.O" Im not sure if sticking a drum stick up my guitarist ass is a good idea , maybe I should just stick to being a tempo guy lol |
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KICK SHIT!!! That'll work !!! I'll throw fake hissy fits tomorrow ! hahaha ! Man Im so doing that ^_^ |
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Thanks aphextriplet ! |
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act like you're going to play piano wear coattails and shit and sit down on the small stool and then act like youre gonna play piano oh no fuck iot just play piano instead |
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Be a good drummer. |
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crucify a cuddly toy monkey on your bass drum so when you kick it, the monkey will do a comedy-style pelvic thrust. |
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What can you do? Well it depends, what kind of music is it? and also what is it that your bored with? not doing things on stage like antics, or playing wise?....... |
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crap on your drumset |
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you can take after Ralph Myerz and the Jack Herren Bands' drummers, and Jaga Jazzist's drummer. Stand on your chair! Break the drumsticks(don't bother to get a new one, use your hand and your head)! Pick up a snare or a hihat or cymbal, and rund around on the stage, beating it(you COULD try the kickdrum, but that's.. hard). Pour water on the drums(it makes a cool effect when you hit it)! Break stuff! ..in general: be energic! (ps: if you've heard Jaga Jazzist.. i was at a concert with them once, and you'll be amazed at how much of the drumming is actually done by the drummer(Martin Horntveth, who is out with a solo album, by the way)) |
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I saw the drummer to 'cog' last friday, he had a 10-20 peice kit, and he was staring up into the sky with his eyes closed durmming like a skitz motherfucker, I thought he was going to die of a heart attack with all the faces he was pulling, think of the hardest face you've ever seen, like someone griting their teeth and closing there eyes while they get their hand cut off, and now change this face into a different position with each time you hit the drums, THAT'S what it looked like so impressive, also one of the support act guys was wearing a beanie so low that it looked like he was completely covering his eyes, when in fact he could still look "down" at the drum kit to see what he was doing another idea is having a couple of odd little percussion instuments set aside from the rest of the drumkit, and then, durin a quiet little bit where you aren't required to play anything, walk away from your drum kit, and go up and play a little bit on whatever happens to be up there,, I dunno ,.. a triangle,... DO A TRIANGLE SOLO!~ there's plenty of cool little perucussion instruments out htere that don't get enough attention,.. hearing them live alway makes for an interesting experience, |
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that's a good one...i have a piece of sheet metal, a suitcase-sized metal box, and a bicycle bell "on" my kit. makes for interesting sounds....i'm trying to find a way to make my jaw harp percussive.... junktion: that be some fast double bass...slayer style! |
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speaking of bass, this is the most bullshit bass I've ever heard |
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what's with all the gimmicks? why does your band need a strawberry quik-squirting bunny? your band isn't bad, you should play a bit faster and stop worrying about your image. you've got a lot of contradictory philosophies. songs that are serious and have good messages, and then "rachael leigh cook"? should i take your music seriously or what? there are punk bands that have a sense of humor (DK's) and punk bands that were a joke. which is it? |
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what ever the fuck they want |
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where's bill_hicks with the 1st hand rockstar advice when you need him |
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he's away getting blowjobs from 16 year-olds and snorting coke off hookers arses. (yeah right) |
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Chokebore's drummer used to stand up and play a lot. just remember though, the old joke: "what do you call a guy that hangs around with 3 musicians? - a drummer" just kidding, i got mad respect for skilled percussionists. |
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Replace one of the snare drums with a little tub of milk and then SMACK IT like in that crazy video. |
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put water on all the drums, so that when you smack them, it all flies off....it'll look cool. as long as you do it in slow-mo.... without the slow-mo, IT IS NOTHING!!! |
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this looks like a question you should save for Fuckwagon. |
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"linus and lucy" i love that fucking song. |
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hahaha thanks a lot guys ! I should bring up toys or something. I was thinking my circuit bent speak and read lol. Ok so Im going to wreck shit and make a super pissed off face : ) Yeah our band is way too image. I want to quit cause They really arnt open to try anything new. This is like the millionth band Ive been in , and its ALLLL image lol. |
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please do checkout the video where Slipknot's drummer does a solo while the drumset is going vertical, and spinning around. Looks and sounds bizarre |
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GET A FUCKING JAW HARP. AND GO NUTS WITH IT. that is - when you have a silent part or time for a solo is allotted. |
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from that DJ Food record - Let`s Play Drums! |
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well one thing is for certain (at least in my experience); it's more difficult for a band to find a good drummer than for a good drummer to find a good band. |
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I know exactly how you feel. I am in this dire band and want out. I am gonna change my phone number I swear! |
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True, No one here has heard of you crap. Post a link to your pretend 'rock' |
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Man I saw tonight coming from a mile away. During our set all the other guys started to fight and shit on stage it was fucking grand ! Then the club started a while chant cause I was like the only guy not being a rock tart lol. It's all about having fun and I am not having fun in my band. I think its time to break the news to them. On a plus note the band Maximum RnR (from toronto) kicked ass , and I got paid $$$ and in beer !!!! Hurrah !!!!! Thanks guys for everything !!!!!!!! |
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