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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2003-09-21 08:35 [#00871883]
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I have roof-room ,which means that one of my walls in my room is a part of room .i have two windows in it.
My desk with computer is located above one wall without window , so when im doing something on comp , two windows are behind my back , on right side.
what happened ? i was doing something on comp and it was hot like in hell , so windows were opened. suddenly i heard voice of bird and voice of wings , and then bird's shit splashed on my monitor !!!
some bird flew to room by one window , and flew out by another , but by this few seconds he was so scared that he poked shit , and because he was flyin fast - the shit splashed on mopnitro from my back.
stupid bird. cleaning was awful...
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-09-21 08:37 [#00871885]
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hahaha, yes it's like going underr the brridge to town with the sun rroof open, the birrd does not have to shit dirrectly in it to get ya.
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2003-09-21 08:40 [#00871889]
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yeah , but i was scared by a moment too - just imagine - you're sitting in front of monitor , and suddenly you hear something and white shit is landing on screen from your back,,,
sheesh... welcome in poland
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oxygenfad
from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-09-21 08:49 [#00871896]
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hahaha stupid birds
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DirtyPriest
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-09-21 08:57 [#00871900]
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I can top that.
Once i had slept with my windows open, and when i woke up the next day, there was a little bird on my slipper. For it to have landed there, the wind must really have blown, because it was like a meter away from the window! Anyway, i dont know if you really can call it a bird, it was more like half embroyo, half bird, a pink peace of shit with no feathers. I carried the slipper down, and threw it out. Fuck that was disgusting. From that day, ive had a problem with eating eggs.
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wizards teeth
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-21 08:59 [#00871903]
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Try eating slippers instead.
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2003-09-21 09:01 [#00871907]
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heh
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DirtyPriest
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-09-21 09:04 [#00871911]
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I hate birds. They are way overrated.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-09-21 09:06 [#00871913]
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Pet ones arre so cute when they walk on yourr fingerr with theirr little feet. R.I.P Lemon.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-09-21 09:23 [#00871925]
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i have a pet bird, we got it from a friend
it's stupid, birds are meant to fly and such, they were not meant to be caged.
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ziggomatic
from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-09-21 10:22 [#00871993]
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hahhhaaha
Me and my best friend one time, we smoked like 10 bags of hydro, we were so wasted, and his mom had a pet cockatiel, named "Serendipity". Man, we hated that fucker.....
So we were foolin around in the same room, and we got this furniture polish stuff.....to see how/if the bird would react to it.......hahahha, so we sprayed some on it, and all over the cage.......nuthin really happened, ....so we decided to see if we could light a cigarette off the furn. polish stuff, like a blowtorch, so we did that, and the torch was so big, it engulfed the fumes in the cage, and that fucker went up in a pillar of fire!!.....hahhaha oh god, the bird was flapping flapping flapping for it's life, like fucking pheonix rising or some shit.......we were so hysterical, we were fucking rolling on the floor, man......and then we heard, shoooofff, cluuuunkk. the bird flew up to the top of the cage in its last dying attempt, and then fell right back down....ha.
fucking charred remains all over, we had to clean the fucker up. we took the cage and barrel-assed down the street, and threw it in the woods......
his mom and step-dad got home...... huhuh bird was gone. ./ we blamed it on the cat...haha.......too bad the neighbor saw us run w/. the cage to the woods....
haha we didnt even get in trouble either.... oh those were the days........
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ziggomatic
from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-09-21 10:25 [#00871995]
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animal cruelty at its finest......
oh, and we also killed his last cat, not directly, but we put it in the freezer once for about 20 minutes......then in the dryer w/ a bunch of shoes....haha came runnin out all cross-eyed and shit...
oh god, im sorry.......
it was dead about three weeks later.... buried it in a plastic bag in the back yard,,....ahhahaha huhahuah
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DeLtoiD
from Ontario on 2003-09-21 10:30 [#00872001]
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wow, imagine the odds of something like that happening! LOL...
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MachineofGod
from the land of halo's (United States) on 2003-09-21 10:51 [#00872023]
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that was stupid, you think you can do whatever you want to animals...sad. does killing something make you happy?
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-21 10:53 [#00872024]
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Do you also wet the bed and start fires?
Terrible Triad of symptoms
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corrupted-girl
on 2003-09-21 11:10 [#00872038]
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ahhh
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sorisos
from Luleå (Sweden) on 2003-09-21 11:51 [#00872092]
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I had some hash smoking friends living together in apartment. In one of the rooms (or actually it was i big wardrobe) they had a small parrot. They used the room as a "relaxing place" and after a while the bird started to scream like hell in the middle of the nights, so they had to go in to the room and light a splif to make it shut up. I guess even birds can get addicts.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-09-21 11:51 [#00872093]
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jeezus man, it's a little animal, you don't need to treat it like that :(
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2003-09-21 11:57 [#00872101]
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damn.
i remember about 9 years ago a bird flew into the sliding glass door of my house. poor bastard.
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ziggomatic
from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-09-21 12:17 [#00872133]
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dude, no. im not a serial killer....... and i even like animals, especially cats. it was just a stupid childhood memory, okay....i was like 14.
geez....... now im older and i fucking realize the cruelty in it, so dont get on my case.
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big
from lsg on 2003-09-21 12:48 [#00872149]
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torturing animals is one of the signs for growing up to be a psychopath
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big
from lsg on 2003-09-21 12:58 [#00872156]
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it's just not very emphatically, also you're still laughing about it: i cant hardly believe you really did that. you killed it directly probably, which means it was in pain for 3 weeks from internal injuries. also it's pretty stupid not imagining that that kind of stuff is bad for an animal.
if you've forgiven yourself rightously (i mean you've thought about how bad it was), i'll forgive you, and god too.
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2003-09-21 17:05 [#00872465]
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i dont think that god realize how stupid birds are
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big
from lsg on 2003-09-21 17:08 [#00872474]
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he's the one that made 'em god loves all creatures i should change profession bless thee
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2003-09-21 17:13 [#00872493]
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but birds are stupi - in human way , dont they ?
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big
from lsg on 2003-09-21 17:21 [#00872520]
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uhm, god placed us above the animals, when we got kicked out of paradise that was, or that was the deal he made with noach actually, so if you think they're stupid you can just kill them..
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LeCoeur
from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-09-22 23:48 [#00874347]
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that is one of the most terrible stories of animal cruelty i've ever read.....
it hurts my heart to think that things like this happen, how can you laugh =/
omg.....i'm finding it hard to breathe
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-09-22 23:58 [#00874354]
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this thread has opened my eyes to some of you and not in a good way.. torturing animals and throwing away baby birds is unforgivable, and it wasn't even that many years ago so don't front like it was another lifetime.. this is pretty shocking, really.
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2003-09-23 00:23 [#00874364]
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that's essentially getting away with a criminal act.
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fabrique
from at sea level (Estonia) on 2003-09-23 01:55 [#00874388]
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Anybody knows where to find a cat..?
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fabrique
from at sea level (Estonia) on 2003-09-23 01:58 [#00874389]
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*voice of Southpark's cripple Jimmy*
What a splendid crowd, thank you
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DirtyPriest
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-09-23 02:56 [#00874405]
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With all that said, birds are still little flying pieces of shit.
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-23 03:45 [#00874448]
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fully agreed
ziggomatic you're pathetic really, wait, i mean you're a fucking brainless asshole.
sorry but stuff like that pisses me off
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Erronous
from Netherlands, The on 2003-09-23 06:35 [#00874570]
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wow, i was very shocked reading this! I can't believe you enjoy(-ed, whatever)) doing stuff like that. It's sick. They should do the same to you i tell you
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-09-23 06:43 [#00874576]
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i thought this was going to be a humourous story concerning you and a female human.
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AK47
on 2003-09-23 07:08 [#00874592]
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You are a good candidate for a strait jacket, and round the clock thorazine shoots.
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AK47
on 2003-09-23 07:14 [#00874600]
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It depends on how domesticated they are. Most of the bred birds wont last a day fending for themselves and flying around for food, not to mention disease from flying rats. They are every bit satisfying and rewarding as cats or dogs are if not moreso. They are actually far more intelligient than cats or dogs. A cat or a dog cant talk to you and greet you with a loud vocal hullo when you arrive home.
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