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offline ecnadniarb on 2003-09-18 03:28 [#00868164]
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...slept with your girlfriends mum?

I have once and it was pretty fucking funky :D

(not my current girlfriend I should add, just in case she
even sobers up enough to remember how to use a computer and
sees this)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-09-18 03:29 [#00868165]
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Yavo is exempt from this particular question :D


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-18 03:30 [#00868166]
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I haven't, but I have slept with my mother's best mate, who
had a son I was sort of mates with. This must be the fifth
time I've said that on this board :D


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-09-18 03:30 [#00868167]
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No, can't say i have done that! Did she find out (your
previous girlfriend)?


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-18 03:30 [#00868168]
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ahahahahFUCK!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-09-18 03:34 [#00868170]
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Yes I told her and her dad when I was feeling evil one
night. I don't feel good about doing that, and she took it
quite bad, saying she didn't think she could carry on going
out with me. She was the sensitive type though :P


 

offline nacmat on 2003-09-18 03:36 [#00868171]
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sleeping you mean fucking?


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-18 03:37 [#00868172]
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wow, some people on here are too cool


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-09-18 03:40 [#00868175]
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Well I prefer to call it making love...but yes, that is what
I mean :P



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-09-18 03:41 [#00868176]
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Or if she just sucked you off, that would also count. Any
sexual contact that resulted in you spitting your venom.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-09-18 03:44 [#00868177]
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seriously you "made love" with your exgirlfriend´s
mother??

that sounds so .... I dont know the word... so like a porn
story


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-09-18 03:46 [#00868179]
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It wasn't really like a porn story. I called around to my
girlfriends house and she had gone out to the pictures with
another lad from school, I went mad, her mum tried to calm
me down and one thing led to another. I mean I was only 15
at the time, I wasn't old enough to know better. (Well
that's my excuse anyway :P)


 

offline xceque on 2003-09-18 03:50 [#00868184]
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Ha! You knew just fine, you filthy yet studly cassanova you.
:p


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-09-18 03:53 [#00868185]
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Here is a picture of her in newly discovered marsupial
form.

(Nothing to do with the topic I just think the creature is
cool :D)


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offline nacmat on 2003-09-18 03:53 [#00868186]
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with 15 years I only dreamed of being near a girl

I had a slow grow up and by that time I was still a kid...
long time had to pass till I made a woman scream of pleasure


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-09-18 03:55 [#00868189]
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if you were only 15 and your gf was about the same age, her
mother must have been at her best age...so at least you had
great sex? right? :)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-09-18 03:56 [#00868190]
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I was 13 wen I first had sex with my first girlfriend (who I
was with on and off for 6 years). I was 14 when I had my
first kiss.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-09-18 03:56 [#00868192]
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My girlfriend was only 14 at the time and her mum was only
29. :S


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-09-18 03:58 [#00868198]
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29? hehe ok i would of thought 35 or so...but 29 is good :)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-09-18 04:00 [#00868200]
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It was wierd actually because she wanted her daughter
to get pregnant at a young age.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-18 04:06 [#00868206]
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I slept with a dreadlocked traveller girl once, she phoned
me the next day and asked me to adopt her son. Suffice to
say I didn't see her again


 


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