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MrGlitch from In your head on 2001-11-12 13:06 [#00050959] | |||||||||
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OK, it's 5:38pm, that spotty girl who shoplifts in TESCO's has finally agreed to come round for dinner at 6:00pm. The cabbage is stewing away in the microwave, Flim is playing in the background and everythings alright. But then suddenly, DISASTER!! Your cat had snuck into the microwave earlier and now was a mere cat flavoured chunky meat sauce for your cabbage. And with only a few minutes to go until she gets here, what can you do?? No fear, simply walk over to your fish tank (I know you have fish, everyone does) and jam a screwdriver into the filter, if jammed correctly this should released around 240 volts into the water of the tank. Now as your fish are boiling in their own juices, simply add 2 tablespoons of salt, a dash of pepper, and some cabbage. And whalla! A lovely lil fish supper for you and your strange smelling girly friend. P.S. Nice site. --------------------------------------- www.HyperGlitch.com |
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oki from grmny on 2001-11-12 13:08 [#00050960] | |||||||||
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good luck wit dat girlie! ;-) |
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pöly from tallinn on 2001-11-12 15:16 [#00050997] | |||||||||
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Oou fishy fishy fish! |
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