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DAVID BLAINE - WANKER OR NOT
 

offline billcosbydance on 2003-09-15 11:25 [#00863850]
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...turns out david blaine DOES indeed have magical
powers...but instead going around helping diasbled
people..he does card tricks on t.v.........BASTARD


 

offline loopychoon on 2003-09-15 13:16 [#00863970]
Points: 280 Status: Lurker



Wanker


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-09-15 13:19 [#00863975]
Points: 6265 Status: Addict



wnekar


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-09-15 13:21 [#00863976]
Points: 4397 Status: Regular



wankbot


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-09-15 13:25 [#00863980]
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who the fack is david blaine ?


 

offline andrew childers on 2003-09-15 13:30 [#00863983]
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best thread ever


 

offline japes from Suriname on 2003-09-15 13:36 [#00863988]
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Utter wanker


 

offline xceque on 2003-09-15 13:41 [#00863997]
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He's not a wanker. Have you seen him? As I said in a
thread on watmm, he is, without a shadow of a doubt, a
spastic.


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-15 13:42 [#00863998]
Points: 3354 Status: Lurker



WANKER


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-09-15 14:00 [#00864024]
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very talented guy. have you seen 'street magic'?


 

offline jamesa from United Kingdom on 2003-09-15 14:20 [#00864045]
Points: 1080 Status: Lurker



talented, but too "hollywood shmollywood" for me


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-09-15 15:21 [#00864136]
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Very talented guy??? He's a fucking fake!!!

....I mean he's a wanker.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-15 15:29 [#00864145]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



How long has that wanker been in that cage now?


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-15 15:32 [#00864148]
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not long enough. keep him there until he's a corpse.
i dont care if he's leonardo dicaprio's bum-chum...i still
think he's a wanker.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-09-15 15:32 [#00864150]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



10 days or some retarded period of time like that?


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-15 15:33 [#00864152]
Points: 4570 Status: Lurker | Followup to DJ Xammax: #00864136



He's a fake?

Shit man, here's me thinking he *really* had magical powers
:P


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-09-15 15:34 [#00864154]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



he's no houdini, that's for sure.

houdini didn't need smoke and mirrors to do his tricks, he
risked his life every time.


 

offline Empiricus from South Carolina (United States) on 2003-09-15 15:35 [#00864156]
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Filmmaker Harmony Korine (Gummo and Julien Donkey-Boy) is
Supposed to be documenting Blaine's starvation stunt.


 

offline J Swift from United Kingdom on 2003-09-15 15:40 [#00864165]
Points: 650 Status: Regular



Well I really like the guy.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-09-15 15:41 [#00864168]
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i don't trust the guy. he could make my stuff disappear if i
give it to him.

i vote Wanker.


 

offline japes from Suriname on 2003-09-15 16:06 [#00864199]
Points: 520 Status: Lurker



He's friends with Uri Geller and Michael Jackson. I see him
as a mixture of these two weirdos, but willing to compare
himself to Jesus too.


 

offline MistahKurtz from Paris (France) on 2003-09-15 16:10 [#00864204]
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Question: what does he do when he needs to shit?


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-09-15 16:14 [#00864212]
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i think the correct term is, "chancre"


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-15 16:14 [#00864218]
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i don't like his tone when he speaks - he could teach yoga
with it,sooooo
i say wanker.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-15 16:16 [#00864221]
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He shits, funnily enough :P


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-09-15 16:18 [#00864229]
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wanker


 

offline Tab from manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-15 16:19 [#00864233]
Points: 374 Status: Regular



wanker... shazam!


 

offline Tab from manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-15 16:20 [#00864237]
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best thing he ever did was inspire a bo selecta character!


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-09-15 16:48 [#00864286]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker



WANKER!
(now will someone tell me who he is?)
:)


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2003-09-15 16:59 [#00864315]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict



this looks like a job for the super best friends.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-09-15 17:00 [#00864316]
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indeed


 

offline Asche XL on 2003-09-15 17:33 [#00864377]
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You guys hate everything.


 

offline Asche XL on 2003-09-15 17:34 [#00864378]
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I've actually met the guy at his book signing, he does some
cool shit and he's a real chill guy.


 

offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2003-09-15 17:35 [#00864380]
Points: 400 Status: Regular



David Blaine is the most cool person that ever walked the
earth........

He will throw his shit at the glass like a monkey at the
zoo.....

You all suck...........

ya fuckin' vampires.....

Akkad


 

offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2003-09-15 17:35 [#00864382]
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asche xl doesn't suck....

Akkad


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-15 17:36 [#00864383]
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so who else thinks there's to much pussy avatars?


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-09-15 17:37 [#00864385]
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YES. Death to pussies!
.. as in the animal .. not the .. other ..
*cringe*


 

offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2003-09-15 17:46 [#00864395]
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"so who else thinks there are too many pussy avatars?"

this is what you meant to type......

David Blaine will eat you someday.....

Akkad



 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-15 17:48 [#00864399]
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yes many pun implied


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-15 17:50 [#00864400]
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what constitutes a pussy avatar?


 

offline japes from Suriname on 2003-09-15 17:52 [#00864402]
Points: 520 Status: Lurker



My sister said he was boring as fuck. She was trying to make
conversation and he just kept staring into the middle
distance. Probably trying to be mystic, but ended up making
him look like a knob end.

He's Paul Daniels with attitude and the body of a Calvin
Klein model. People like him because he seems charismatic
with his eyes and black clothes.


 

offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2003-09-15 17:54 [#00864406]
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are you a mystic?

Akkad


 

offline japes from Suriname on 2003-09-15 17:55 [#00864408]
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Oh and I love the way the Americans worship the ground he
treads on whereas over here we taunt him with macdonalds
burgers attatched to romote controlled helicopters. And
playing annoying advertisement theme tunes at him on
repeat.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. Why did David Blaine suspend himself in a glass box over
the River Thames for all to see?
A. Because he claims to want to test his human frame to its
maximum potential, although we all know it's because he's an
exhibitionist wanker.


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-15 17:56 [#00864409]
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a pussy in an avatar i guess
i dont mind much about billcosbydance (kewl): his is a
cartoon
who are they: promo, andrew childres, didnt zeus have one?


 

offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2003-09-15 17:59 [#00864412]
Points: 400 Status: Regular



the rabble speaks.......

of nothing...........

they understand............

nothing.............

keep hating....purgatory awaits your signature in the
guestbook....

Akkad


 

offline japes from Suriname on 2003-09-15 18:04 [#00864416]
Points: 520 Status: Lurker



So do you think he's magical then?


 

offline japes from Suriname on 2003-09-15 18:05 [#00864417]
Points: 520 Status: Lurker



Or just a silly man in a box?


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-09-15 18:16 [#00864430]
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pardon my ignorance =)


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-09-15 18:51 [#00864441]
Points: 4540 Status: Regular



atop: great avatar, that movie's wonderful. stop signing
everything with "akkad" though, its not necessary.
who is david blaine.


 

offline disasemble from United States on 2003-09-15 18:57 [#00864443]
Points: 1448 Status: Regular



people care too much either way. either saying some bullshit
to make him seem less of a person or saying some bullshit to
make him seem more of a person. its ridiculous. sometimes
its just tension for tensions sake.

hating him completely is no different than worshipping the
ground he walks on, its just feeding into it

some of his stuff has been interesting but its not like he
is mystical or magical or anything. ive enjoyed it in the
past, but this new thing he is doing is just kind of stupid
to me. thats that i guess.


 


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