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fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-13 23:13 [#00861719]
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I invoke thee o Thread of Darkness!

I INVOKE THEE!

Tonight's topic is, what would you serve if you ran a bar
for vampires?

I'd serve alcopuppies - puppies injected with a dose of
alcohol just short of immediately lethal so the puppy's
heart will continue beating for the few minutes it takes to
drain it.

Chihuahua puppies and tequila

Russian wolfhound puppies and vodka

Irish setters and Baileys - for the ladies

The reader is invited to come up with his/her own favorite
breed / alcohol combination.

princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-09-13 23:17 [#00861724]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker

the vodka of DOOOOOOOOOOM..

or somefing that doesnt reflect light.

princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-09-13 23:22 [#00861727]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to princo: #00861724

These folks might have some nice ideas

-V- from Ensenada Drive on 2003-09-13 23:23 [#00861728]
Points: 1452 Status: Lurker

Vampire Club

evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-09-13 23:25 [#00861730]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular

a bar for vampires...

i would have mirrors all over the walls and ceilings. and
all my food and drinks would be served in reflective
crockery.

i would assume that this would have an interesting effect in
a room full of non-reflection casting individuals.

i'd serve milk and well, blood of course.

princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-09-13 23:26 [#00861731]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to fleetmouse: #00861719

Yo Dracula!!!

::opens curtians::

heh heh heh! ;D

kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2003-09-14 00:34 [#00861759]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict

i would have ultraviolet lamps everywhere with a switch
behind the bar, and a spare george clooney in the stock
room, just in case things went awry.

anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-14 01:51 [#00861779]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker

the mirror thin g- it'd just be like you going into a room
with no mirrors.

I wouldn't have little animals ( not very dark i know but
its mean to inject the bubbys with stuffs)

I'd have a giant replica made of buffy with blood pourng out
o fher orafices and thats where you get ur drinks from
...the blood is from dead peoples and ... um other things
that don't need it.

and i'd have a fldable ceiling full of garlic - so if they
mis-behave i can unfld the cielding with the push of a
button and they'd all die , or whatever garlis does to
them..and hoses with holy water in it.

and every thursday we'd have a live person for kill - of
course this person would be a horrid personw ith no rights
to live - like a rapist or kiddy fiddler.and they'd get
eaten alive....hahahaha.

fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-14 08:47 [#00861957]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker

HellOOOooo.... thread of DARKness?!

This isn't about finding humane ways for vampires to feed
that could incidentally involve justice against perverts.

This is about amusement for vampires, dammit, otherwise we
are going to patrronize a different establishment.

To maintain order we woill not have mirrors or folding
ceilings containing thousands of garlic-stuffed George
Clooneys. We will have a bouncer the size of one Mike Tyson
stacked on another Mike Tyson, with four more Mike Tysons
for arms and legs, and the whole thing wrapped up in leather
and chains.

And on Black Mondays the door prize is a kindergarten class.
I mean what the hell, people?! EVIL!

fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-14 08:48 [#00861958]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker

ps the bouncer is also a vampire

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