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A Joke (If you can call it that)
 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-13 14:33 [#00861337]
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Q: Why should a woman not marry a washing machine repair
man?

A: When he returns home from work his clothes will smell of
washing machines.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-09-13 14:35 [#00861338]
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I wouldn't call that a joke. I'd call that a brief reminder
of why humour is not for everyone.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-09-13 14:35 [#00861339]
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lol...


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-13 14:37 [#00861340]
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I will stop performing stand up comedy and return to my day
job as a topless astronaut.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-09-13 14:39 [#00861342]
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Smart move, teeth.


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-13 14:43 [#00861344]
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How are you doing Xammax?

I am bored.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-09-13 14:45 [#00861346]
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I'm alright, as it happens, I'm just about to go and
experiment..


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-09-13 14:45 [#00861347]
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A pig walks in to a K Mart ...

And..

Sorry i got nothing..


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-09-13 14:47 [#00861348]
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I'm disappointed in you Sido.


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-13 14:51 [#00861351]
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Experiment with what?

Enjoy yourself and take care.

Teeth


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-09-13 14:53 [#00861353]
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Experiment with music!

To wizards teeth,
thanks for everything,
(DJ) Xammax


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2003-09-13 17:39 [#00861468]
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du yu know why dogz keep licking their dick all the time?

Because they can.


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-13 17:46 [#00861476]
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a guy walks into a café, and plouf.

(...yeah, it's not as good when translated.)


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-13 17:51 [#00861481]
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don't worry mister wizard i believe in you


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-09-13 17:53 [#00861483]
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Kinda of subtle and funny. Not an obvious roll around on the
floor kinda joke though.


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-13 18:06 [#00861496]
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a guy walks into a pub, and bam! it was an iron pub.

(em, wait..................)


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-09-13 18:10 [#00861499]
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No better. A guy walks into a pub and guess what? The stupid
bastard knocks himself out. Lol.


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-13 18:13 [#00861501]
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- how many guys walking into a bar does it take to change a
lightbulb?
- bam!


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-13 18:14 [#00861502]
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*thinks of more lame and unfunny variations of the
joke.....*


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-09-13 18:15 [#00861503]
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What happened when the chicken crossed the road?

It got killed.

Ha ha ha.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-09-13 18:15 [#00861504]
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I made that one before, but, well...

A guy walks into a bar.


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-09-13 18:17 [#00861506]
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Ok come on someone has got to come up with a good joke.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-09-13 18:18 [#00861508]
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Pick up lines

Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the
first thing that pops up?

Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow
yours?

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning

I love every bone in your body. Especially mine!

Hey baby, are you wearing space underwear tonight? Because
your ass is out of this world!


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-13 18:18 [#00861509]
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ah, thanks.


- why did the chicken walk into a bar?
- to get knocked out.


 

offline xceque on 2003-09-13 18:18 [#00861510]
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Why would a walrus buy Tupperware?

To get a tight seal.

:/


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-09-13 18:19 [#00861511]
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What happened when the chicken crossed the road?

Well put it this way when it got to heaven it wished it
could actually fly.

He he he.


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-13 18:20 [#00861512]
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a bar walks into a man, and bam! it was iron man.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-09-13 18:20 [#00861513]
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Why ?

This is not a valid question.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-09-13 18:21 [#00861514]
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A guy walks into a bar,
and Bam!
starts playing the bongo


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-09-13 18:24 [#00861517]
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Here is an oldie.

Q: Why did the Hedgehog cross the road?

A: To see his flatmate.


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-09-13 18:25 [#00861519]
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Here is one I made up.

Q: Why did the Hedgehogs cross the road?

A: To see which one had the most guts.


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-09-13 18:30 [#00861522]
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Q: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

A: Because the others called him Chicken.


 

offline xceque on 2003-09-13 18:32 [#00861527]
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A blind man walks into a shop. He picks up his guide dog and
swings it repeatedly over his head. Confused, the shop
assistant asks if he can help. "No thanks", replies the man,
"I'm just looking round"


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-13 18:33 [#00861528]
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a goth joke now.

a vampire, oppressed by the wrath of sorrow and despair,
slits his wrists and goes through the darkness of this
valley of death and tears into the bar of eternal damnation.
a horrible sound could be heared by the ears of the damned
souls roaming forever on this dark world then: "bam!".....
it was a bloodstained iron bar, which hurt the vampire and
made him feel the wrath of the evil god above all of us, and
he prayed to satan for mercy, slitting his wrists once
again. how cruel is this world of darkness and despair!!!


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2003-09-13 19:15 [#00861572]
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Wahhh, ca va loin....
a girl in a mall to the seller in a perfume shop:
-I want a Deodorant for my man, something without gas.

-a BALL stick?

-No not the balls, for the armpit.

GOT IT? got it? hu? got it? hu? got it? *BAM!* (sound of a
iron Barman walking into me)


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-09-13 19:21 [#00861577]
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OK, here is my new and long-awaited joke.

A man is.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-13 19:22 [#00861578]
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I pooped on your face. That was my joke.


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2003-09-13 19:23 [#00861579]
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what's orange and sounds like a parrot?

a carrot!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-13 19:26 [#00861580]
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What's gay and sounds like "robiazero"?

hmm... srobiazero?... I'm close.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-09-13 19:28 [#00861583]
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What is black and white and looks like a panda ?

A panda.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-13 19:32 [#00861591]
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ah ha ha ha ha ha!


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-09-13 19:33 [#00861593]
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"ah ha ha ha ha ha!" ?

Ooh, that's a good one !


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-13 19:37 [#00861597]
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I was not laughing at your joke. I accidently spilled coffee
in my lap and was like "ahhh ha ha ha- hot!"


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-09-13 19:41 [#00861605]
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ah ha ha ha ha ha!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-13 19:42 [#00861607]
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You too, huh? ...My crotch hurts...


 

offline Crovax from S'toon (Canada) on 2003-09-13 20:14 [#00861630]
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damn. thats pure gold. hahahahaha


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-13 20:20 [#00861634]
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SLIPKNOT SUCKS!!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-13 20:21 [#00861635]
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whats brown and sounds like a bell?

SLIPKNOT

(dung)


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-14 10:00 [#00862094]
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a guy walks into a bar, and bam!

.....it was closed.


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-09-14 10:11 [#00862116]
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Lol. Some great shit.


 


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