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I bet I'm more twisted than the lot of you:
 

to curse a wanking child (cuntarse retard) on 2001-11-11 00:21 [#00050343]



I've been to hospital twice due to outbursts and violence,
my brother had to hold me onto the floor for 3 hours once to
stop me from knifing everyone else in the house.
I haven't left the house in 3 months. Not once.
I masturbate 3/4 times a day and like to download videos or
pictures of rapes.
I gave my sister a miscaraige (how do you spell that?)
recently by punching her hard in the stomach.
I like to torture and intimidate my dogs, birds and rats.
I'm highly paranoid.
I once tried to kill my brother.
I spend 14 hours a day on the internet.
I like to cut myself sometimes.

oh, and I once touched a slug!!!!

In this thread I want to ask how twisted YOU are...

.don't d3l3te this please.


 

MF from on drugs and going on 2001-11-11 00:24 [#00050344]



i go to work, sleep at nite, buy food and play games, now
how twisted is that


 

to curse a wanking child (cuntarse retard) on 2001-11-11 00:26 [#00050346]



oh man... i wish i was as twisted as you.


 

MF from on drugs and going on 2001-11-11 00:31 [#00050347]



just keep in it real!
You should play GTA 3 u can kill nuff people with all types
of wepons or cars


 

Xanatos from NYC on 2001-11-11 05:16 [#00050370]



I'm scared of what might happen if I buy GTA3.


 

Xanatos from NYC on 2001-11-11 05:18 [#00050371]



I'm so twisted, I make up stories and post them on
messageboards to get people's attention, because its the
only way I know how. I don't even care that its negative
attention, as long as people respond to me, because noone
will in real life. Now that's twisted.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-11 05:25 [#00050376]



So, is this some kind of contest or something? If I go out
an kill someone right now, does that mean I get a prize of
some kind?


 

phool on 2001-11-11 05:39 [#00050384]



is that first poster {reflex}?


 

phool on 2001-11-11 05:42 [#00050389]



oh, i once tried to rape a slug, but not really, i was
pretending cause i was bummed, then i got really drunk and
forgot all about it. actually i have no idea why i made up
this sick story so i must be really twisted!!! boy, damn, i
was i was dead.


 

phool on 2001-11-11 05:44 [#00050391]



suicide is the cure for what ails u.


 

Ophecks on 2001-11-11 05:46 [#00050392]



I'm not TOO twisted. I dunno.


 

Naphex-Male from Vancouver, Canada on 2001-11-11 06:28 [#00050410]



I used to put one cup of cooked oats in each sock before
beginning my day. It was heaven for a few months anyway...I
once shaved my cat and put the hair in my underwear drawer.
So every pair of skivees I wore were very prickly and insane
like a low-fat diet. Too much trouble now though...my cat
died. I could hunt down some strays, but I am now lazy.

*Cough*


 

Chemical-X from Miami, FL on 2001-11-11 07:03 [#00050413]



Ahh, I see the MB still has losers desperate for attention.
I'm not suprised


 

Justin Timberlake from *NSYNC on 2001-11-11 08:30 [#00050417]



I have participated in beastiality activity.
I masturbate 6+ times a day, I masturbate the running
through field scene in TCM alot.
I once cut my foreskin with a pair of scissors.
I used to think that Michael Jackson could really change
into a robot like in that Moonwalker video.
Once, at the BDO, a big fat guy said "gimme a drink, mate"
and I gave him the bottle of water and he drank from it, I
later drank from it, there were hard things floating around
in the bottle.
I once decapitated a dog by tipping a wheelbarrow on it's
top and putting the dogs body under the barrow and its head
outside, then pushing down with the handles.
When I was five, I pushed a friend onto the road where he
got ran over, and killed, by a bus.
I once burned down a large forrest area in Tasmania....
I once ate a raw piece of steak.
Attempted to get strong after seeing Fight Club.
I constantly shit on the school grounds.
I cut my own hair.


 

will from trinidad on 2001-11-11 20:10 [#00050623]



ha yea you are more twisted than me i think.....
i too have been to the hospitat twice,,for mania,,,,,,,
my mom tricked me into "going to the hospital to see my sick
granny" then about 6 male nurces fought with me for about
an hour,,they injected me with some kinda seditaive about 3
times and i was still too strong for them(and i'm very
small) eventually they called more nurces held me down and
the gave me a huge dose and i woke up stapped to a bed for 2
weeks,,,,,,,,,,,fucked up huh.....


 

SpaZpheX from PAlAcIlsuRRounDSouND on 2001-11-11 20:28 [#00050637]



you twisted it while you were choking it!


 

Quadrapelegicrobotikev from mp3.com/quadrapelegicrobotik on 2001-11-11 21:34 [#00050676]



i hire sluts to lick my asshole after long journeys


 

Quadrapelegicrobotikev from mp3.com/quadrapelegicrobotik on 2001-11-11 21:36 [#00050678]



why would you not shit on the school grounds...i shit there
everyday...they have free toilet paper


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-06 01:19 [#01224750]
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something to cheer up monoid...


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-06-06 01:21 [#01224751]
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So many faggots.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-06 01:25 [#01224752]
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well, good night.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-06-06 01:29 [#01224754]
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Good night to you kind sir.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-06-06 01:31 [#01224755]
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this is gold!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-06 01:31 [#01224756]
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good night mister...im going to sleep like a baby now.


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2004-06-06 01:34 [#01224758]
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I also masturebate 3/4 times a day.
does that make me twisted?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-06-06 01:35 [#01224759]
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How do you only masturbate 3/4 times per day? How fo you
know you are exactly 3/4 of the way to cumming? It makes no
sense.


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2004-06-06 01:39 [#01224762]
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hahahaha. :D
I mean 3 to 4 times a day.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-06-06 02:44 [#01224784]
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I miss the old AphexTwin.nu days :(


 


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