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to curse a wanking child (cuntarse retard)
on 2001-11-11 00:21 [#00050343]
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I've been to hospital twice due to outbursts and violence, my brother had to hold me onto the floor for 3 hours once to stop me from knifing everyone else in the house.
I haven't left the house in 3 months. Not once. I masturbate 3/4 times a day and like to download videos or pictures of rapes.
I gave my sister a miscaraige (how do you spell that?) recently by punching her hard in the stomach.
I like to torture and intimidate my dogs, birds and rats. I'm highly paranoid. I once tried to kill my brother. I spend 14 hours a day on the internet. I like to cut myself sometimes.
oh, and I once touched a slug!!!!
In this thread I want to ask how twisted YOU are...
.don't d3l3te this please.
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MF
from on drugs and going on 2001-11-11 00:24 [#00050344]
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i go to work, sleep at nite, buy food and play games, now how twisted is that
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to curse a wanking child (cuntarse retard)
on 2001-11-11 00:26 [#00050346]
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oh man... i wish i was as twisted as you.
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MF
from on drugs and going on 2001-11-11 00:31 [#00050347]
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just keep in it real! You should play GTA 3 u can kill nuff people with all types of wepons or cars
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Xanatos
from NYC on 2001-11-11 05:16 [#00050370]
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I'm scared of what might happen if I buy GTA3.
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Xanatos
from NYC on 2001-11-11 05:18 [#00050371]
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I'm so twisted, I make up stories and post them on messageboards to get people's attention, because its the only way I know how. I don't even care that its negative attention, as long as people respond to me, because noone will in real life. Now that's twisted.
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The_Funkmaster
from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-11 05:25 [#00050376]
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So, is this some kind of contest or something? If I go out an kill someone right now, does that mean I get a prize of some kind?
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phool
on 2001-11-11 05:39 [#00050384]
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is that first poster {reflex}?
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phool
on 2001-11-11 05:42 [#00050389]
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oh, i once tried to rape a slug, but not really, i was pretending cause i was bummed, then i got really drunk and forgot all about it. actually i have no idea why i made up this sick story so i must be really twisted!!! boy, damn, i was i was dead.
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phool
on 2001-11-11 05:44 [#00050391]
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suicide is the cure for what ails u.
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Ophecks
on 2001-11-11 05:46 [#00050392]
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I'm not TOO twisted. I dunno.
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Naphex-Male
from Vancouver, Canada on 2001-11-11 06:28 [#00050410]
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I used to put one cup of cooked oats in each sock before beginning my day. It was heaven for a few months anyway...I once shaved my cat and put the hair in my underwear drawer. So every pair of skivees I wore were very prickly and insane like a low-fat diet. Too much trouble now though...my cat died. I could hunt down some strays, but I am now lazy.
*Cough*
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Chemical-X
from Miami, FL on 2001-11-11 07:03 [#00050413]
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Ahh, I see the MB still has losers desperate for attention. I'm not suprised
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Justin Timberlake
from *NSYNC on 2001-11-11 08:30 [#00050417]
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I have participated in beastiality activity. I masturbate 6+ times a day, I masturbate the running through field scene in TCM alot.
I once cut my foreskin with a pair of scissors. I used to think that Michael Jackson could really change into a robot like in that Moonwalker video.
Once, at the BDO, a big fat guy said "gimme a drink, mate" and I gave him the bottle of water and he drank from it, I later drank from it, there were hard things floating around in the bottle.
I once decapitated a dog by tipping a wheelbarrow on it's top and putting the dogs body under the barrow and its head outside, then pushing down with the handles.
When I was five, I pushed a friend onto the road where he got ran over, and killed, by a bus.
I once burned down a large forrest area in Tasmania.... I once ate a raw piece of steak. Attempted to get strong after seeing Fight Club. I constantly shit on the school grounds. I cut my own hair.
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will
from trinidad on 2001-11-11 20:10 [#00050623]
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ha yea you are more twisted than me i think..... i too have been to the hospitat twice,,for mania,,,,,,, my mom tricked me into "going to the hospital to see my sick granny" then about 6 male nurces fought with me for about an hour,,they injected me with some kinda seditaive about 3 times and i was still too strong for them(and i'm very small) eventually they called more nurces held me down and the gave me a huge dose and i woke up stapped to a bed for 2 weeks,,,,,,,,,,,fucked up huh.....
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SpaZpheX
from PAlAcIlsuRRounDSouND on 2001-11-11 20:28 [#00050637]
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you twisted it while you were choking it!
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Quadrapelegicrobotikev
from mp3.com/quadrapelegicrobotik on 2001-11-11 21:34 [#00050676]
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i hire sluts to lick my asshole after long journeys
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Quadrapelegicrobotikev
from mp3.com/quadrapelegicrobotik on 2001-11-11 21:36 [#00050678]
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why would you not shit on the school grounds...i shit there everyday...they have free toilet paper
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-06-06 01:19 [#01224750]
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something to cheer up monoid...
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-06-06 01:21 [#01224751]
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So many faggots.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-06-06 01:25 [#01224752]
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well, good night.
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-06-06 01:29 [#01224754]
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Good night to you kind sir.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-06-06 01:31 [#01224755]
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this is gold!
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-06-06 01:31 [#01224756]
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good night mister...im going to sleep like a baby now.
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isnieZot
from pooptown (Belgium) on 2004-06-06 01:34 [#01224758]
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I also masturebate 3/4 times a day. does that make me twisted?
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-06-06 01:35 [#01224759]
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How do you only masturbate 3/4 times per day? How fo you know you are exactly 3/4 of the way to cumming? It makes no sense.
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isnieZot
from pooptown (Belgium) on 2004-06-06 01:39 [#01224762]
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hahahaha. :D I mean 3 to 4 times a day.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-06-06 02:44 [#01224784]
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I miss the old AphexTwin.nu days :(
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