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prelude I sit enthroned withing my sanctuary, stone walls bare protect my body. The human skeletons they hang head down, and drip red rain upon my weathered gown. Strips of sun-dried flesh, gnawed and swollen, make up my feast, virgin juice my water. I lie back within my luxurious throne, commune with my guardians and them alone. They bring forth the obediant serous meat of sacrificial villagers, ever humble and discreet. I place the halo - shadowed crown - upon my hair, and lure the senseless to my shameful lair. hymn The Sun scorches land at my command, The River floods the fields of crops, The Wind destroys their homes. I feed upon the Infant's bones, I break the necks of babies, I gorge myself upon the pregnant Woman's Womb, I defile their sallow graves and tired tombs. I stretch naked and grotesque, I make life a cheap burlesque: I am their God and their Corruptor, they are unworthy of Contempt-- I shall not relent nor repent, nor seek redemption, nor pity meek: I shall exist for ever in foetid splendour & chaos render. Surrender ! Surrender ! · 01 September 03 · |
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"Horrifying" -Pirate's Weekly RRRRRRRRRR |
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yay a review from Pirate's Weekly ! |
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Keep an eye out ;) for next week's column- "Choosing A Hook" |
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I like that a lot. Some of it's quite funny though, and what accent would rhyme "hair" with "lair"? You posh bastard! |
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how do YOU pronounce them, you welsh wizard? :P |
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C'mon you uncultured bastards!! :P |
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those philistines will never learn |
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I know ! I'm going to continue spamming my poetry here until I am recognised as XLT's Poet Laureate !! :D |
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I'm laureating you to compose a poem in my honor! :D |
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hehe - Hymn to The Mexican Pirate |
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I quite liked it :P It seems a little disjointed in places and the imagery isn't as powerful as it should be given the language you use, but it is pretty good :D |
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That was really fucking good Marlowe. So dark and disturbing. I do like that sort of poetry. plus some very vivid images thrown in there too |
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I dont think i want to be a pirate anymore. too anglophilic. |
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I would also like to know what accent hair doesn't sound like lair in :P! |
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thanks Lee and Murray :) sean - I don't think Piracy was invented by the English :P There were, for instance, plenty of Spanish and Portuguese Pirates at the same time. And Piracy has been going on a long long time ! |
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im assuming he read it as "liar" |
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I was thinking the same thing :P |
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Did I fuck! If someone rhymes hair with lair round here, they're fucking bent. It's "lay-aarrrr!" |
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it's "leyr" !!! :P |
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I realize there were plenty of other nationalities involved in the classic piracy, including the Dutch and French. My anglophobia is in the broader European sense though. I dont think i could very well admire the colonial nations of that period for what they did to latin america. :P |
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Ahh, no silly tongue faces, this makes me mad!! ;( |
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Damn, what the fuck was I thinking. A pirate! jesus. |
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so you're just Europhobic in general then? :P |
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If someone says lay-aarrr round here the wooly back would get their noggin twatted in :P It is her for hair It is ler for lair I love Scouse :D! |
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You crackers must have relished in the fact that a few centuries ago you were raping our women and destroying our culture. A POX ON THEE!! YOU CAN TAKE YOURE FUCKING FILTHY YARR AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FLACID WHITE ASSES |
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you tell 'em sean !!! or should I now call you 'shorn' since you are shorn of the fleece that bound you? |
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I couldnt find Europhobia in the dictionary. Though anglo is defined as any white, non-hispanic inhabitant of the US. So i thought i could expand its meaning a bit, but if you say so then I'm inclined to believe you. |
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SPEAKING OF POX, THANKS FOR WIPING OUT AN ENTIRE INDIGINOUS RACE WITH YOUR CRACKER GERMS. |
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Really - I thought Anglo referred specifically to Angle-descended people! Unless you're just funning with your definition ;) |
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that was the only definition of anglo that suited my needs for expansion of the meaning. HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE!!!! |
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Let's just say we have Crakaphobia ! :@ |
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Indeed we do comrade. |
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AND ANOTHER THING!... |
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