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this was forwarded to me.. some of it's dumb but a lot of it is hilarious and spot-on.. here goes ------------ TEN INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS : WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Tupac is dead. 2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 3. Having a ring on every finger is too much. 4. O.J. did it - (We know). 5. Teeth should not be decorated. 6. Office breaks are usually only 15 minutes. 7. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 8. RED is not a Kool-Aid flavor (it's a color). 9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. 10. Your pastor doesn't know everything. TEN INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS : BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 3. Jesus was not White. 4. Skinny does not equal sexy. 5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller. 6. N' SYNC sucks. 7. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 8. An occasional whooping helps a child stay in line. 9. Kissing your pet in the mouth is not cute. 10. Country musicians are as ghetto as rap musicians. TEN INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS : WHITE &BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT MEXICAN PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT: 1. Chicken is food, not a roommate. 2. "Jump out and run" is not in any car insurance policies. 3. Wearing church shoes while playing soccer is not normal. 4. Hickey's are unattractive. 5. Mommi &Poppi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 7. 10 people to a car is considered too many. 8. Jesus is not a name for your son. 9. Maria is a name, but not for every other daughter. 10. Dressing your child in a green dress with red shoes and yellow socks is not cute |
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the only bits i smiled at where a couple of the mexican ones. |
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:D! oh lord thats good. |
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lol, its funny cos it's true |
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how is it true? it is just playing into racist stereotypes and the fact that it covers three different groups doesn't make it OK in my book...except for the mexicans living with chickens...that shit was funny. |
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/me NP: nwa - boyz in da hood |
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stereotypes exist for a reason: they're OFTEN true. they're not all-inclusive! i don't think any of us would take this literally, so why not lighten up and have a laugh? |
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i was expecting: why can't helen keller drive? BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN |
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Hehehe funny stuff :D Allthough I didnt understand some of them, it's still funny. |
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Now, that's funny. |
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hehe...that put a smile on my face. |
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some of it is funny the mexican part was the funniest :) |
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"Chicken is food, not a roommate" HA !! |
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Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood, one from Georgia, the other from Alabama, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white pillared mansion. The Georgia peach said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me." The lady from Alabama commented. "Well, isn't that nice??" The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac you see parked in the drive." Again, the belle from Alabama commented, "Well, isn't that nice??" The first woman boasted, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the second of the ladies commented, "Well, isn't that nice?" The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?" "My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Alabama belle. "Charm school!" the first woman cried, "Land sakes, child, what on earth for?" The Alabamian responded, "So that instead of sayin "Who gives a shit?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that nice?" |
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