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hahahaha awesome |
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Thats great. I wanna do that. |
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haha, that's so...sad really, bleh! hehe |
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"Some even shot wildly forward and landed on her disappointed face." omg! lol!!! hahahaha! |
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lol grreat |
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lol.....look at the pic on Letter 2 Hhhehehehe |
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hahaha |
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#8 has the best picture |
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Great stuff! |
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been there. |
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How to write a successful Penthouse letter: You never thought you would write but now you have the chance. This was a once in a lifetime experience and it REALLY HAPPENED! Everything went very smoothly, this could have happened to anyone if they had only been in the same place at the same time that you were. You are a very muscular well endowed man or you are a gorgeous, bisexual woman. If you are a woman, you really are a woman that just happens to read Penthouse Forum. One of the people involved is either a virgin or a experienced person of the world. No matter how spontaneous the sex or how long it has been since they have had sex, everyone involved just happens to have well trimmed pubic hair and is wearing great underwear. The woman always orgasms, repeatedly, and when it is over it is visually easy to recognize. The man always undresses with his penis in the vicinity of the woman's face. The woman speaks rarely and only in double entendre. Women always referred to their own bodies in very graphic ways. A common choice for you to describe your own vaginal is "My cooze". You can also use muff, quim, quiver, and gash. All men know the length of their penises sometimes they even tell you how they measure it. For example: My cock is 7 inches from base to tip and is 3 inches in circumference at the widest part of the head. Women know their measurements even their waist measurement and willingly disclose their weight. They are often barrel chested ie: 34-26-42 DD and 105 lbs. This woman's rib cage and boobs would weigh 105 lbs. Women have very few choices of profession. They can be librarians, teachers, The Boss, eager saleswoman, stripper, and housewife (horny). Men have very powerful positions where they never have to listen to a boss. Exotic locations always result in spontaneous sex in a public place. Old people do not have sex. Women always break out their vibrators even if it is their first time having sex with someone. The signature is always witty, |
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Does anyone notice anything fishy about this paragraph from the same website? " It was going to be a late day at the office. Our HTML directory had become mixed up with the sectors that control the server farm. We were sunk. Becky and I would have to spend the entire evening loading 8 1/2 inch floppy disks into the hard drive. This was going to take forever. "What a bitch" I exclaimed. Becky sat up straight in her airfoil office chair. "Not you" I said with a laugh "This assignment is going to take all night." I'll be up until 3 in the morning doing it. "I wish I could have a man that would stay up until 3 in the morning doing it" Becky said. She was a heck of a tease. I told her that if she stayed here with me I would do my best to keep it going. Becky thought that would be fun. We quickly grabbed the bottle of French bourbon that I keep in my desk for late night work. After a few drinks and few floppy disks had been magnafluxed we were having a good time. Becky wanted to talk about which of the office girls had the nicest breasts. Everyone in the office knew that Becky did. I guess she was just insecure. I told her that I thought she had the nicest breasts in the office. Becky asked if I wanted to see them. "I sure do" I said. Becky unbuttoned her blouse and let her breast free. They were fantastic. She was probably about 110 lbs and 36-24-42DD with Oreolas the size of a silver dollar. Becky's long dark hair was sexy as well. She had undone her hair it was draping down by her chest. I love long haired women and Becky sure was beautiful. We started to kiss very passionately. Her tongue was exploring the inside of my mouth and it was really turning me on. I started to undress Becky. I took off her panties, then her panty hose, her skirt, and then her belt. Finally, I removed her shoes and licked her toes while I did it. Becky was in full heat now. Her juicy pussy was waiting for me. "Rub my cerebellum" Becky said. I did. I rubbed that moist knob until she really |
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WTF??? i did not highlight that whole damn thing! fucking computers!!! FUCKING A!!! that ruined everything, i am out! *kicks thread |
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"It is gorgeous" she said. I sort of felt that way too. |
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"Rub my cerebellum" Becky said. I did. |
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nice #8 is freaking insane |
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STORY 3 IS AWESOME! |
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i don't get what's the interest of story #1... i mean... i didn't find it hot, but i didn't find it funny nor anything either... did i miss something? ' _ ' |
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hahahaha yes yes you did |
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what did i miss? |
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The joke was that the guy came waaaaay to soon. |
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Yeah, but it's not that funny, is it ? |
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actually i was referencing the fact that these are rejected penthouse letters |
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I think the look on his avatar's face makes you think it is! |
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big dick's halfway inn...hahahaha |
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lol city |
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