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offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-29 16:45 [#00842113]
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Mmmmmm hummmmm ohhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh
harrrrrrrrrr hooooooooo *does silly licking motion*

How do you eat yourrs?


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 16:48 [#00842117]
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I have a pack right here. I usually bite round the edges,
then try to manouver biting the top layer of chocolate off.
Then if successful I eat the Jaffa then swallow the
sponge... mmm I'm hungry. *chomp*


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-29 16:49 [#00842118]
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i eat 4, then save the rest, then eat 4 more another day,
then eat the last 4 another day.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-29 16:50 [#00842119]
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It was a buy one get one frree so i'm stocked up, oh I love
them so.

And I eat mine just like you eat yourrs.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-29 16:51 [#00842120]
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you've forced me to eat a penguin


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-29 16:52 [#00842122]
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YOU have just forrced ME to eat a Kit Kat and I'll have to
have a cup of tea with it.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 16:52 [#00842123]
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Penguins tasted better in the old paper wrappers, just like
Mars Bars


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-29 16:55 [#00842125]
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be forwarned - those bart simpson chocolate bars are
IDENTICAL to penguins but they do have a picture of bart on
them instead of a penguin.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 16:55 [#00842126]
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Orally.


 

offline xceque on 2003-08-29 16:56 [#00842127]
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Penguins are perhaps the single dullest biscuit in the
universe. They are the lowest plebs of the biscuit kingdom.
The Jaffa Cake is king.

...but is it a cake or a biscuit...? I'd say cake... but who
knows... mysteries of the universe pt 1 *makes spooky
twilight zone sound*


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-29 16:56 [#00842128]
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I just eat them.

works pretty well.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 16:57 [#00842130]
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That's nonsense, the plain old digestive is far duller.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-29 16:58 [#00842131]
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the Jaffa cake is king?

I think not.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 17:00 [#00842136]
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Jaffa Cakes are definitely cakes. They're spongey.

And I'd have to say Kit Kats are king. They're addictive as
fuck.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-29 17:01 [#00842138]
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whats the difference between charlotte church and a kit kat?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-29 17:04 [#00842140]
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I'm having a Kit Kat and a cup of tea now. I bite a bit off
and put some tea in my mouth with it and melt it down. Awww.


 

offline xceque on 2003-08-29 17:04 [#00842141]
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I don't know. Wouldn't eat either.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-29 17:07 [#00842146]
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wow. how english can you get. : )


 

offline xceque on 2003-08-29 17:09 [#00842148]
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My grandma does that cos she's got no teeth.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-29 17:10 [#00842150]
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She is a wise old woman.


 

offline xceque on 2003-08-29 17:14 [#00842157]
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Well it wouldn't be a Kit Kat with my grandma cos that's far
to exotic for her. She likes plain digestives.

It's quite amazing how much difference a bit of chocolate
makes to a digestive. Without it it's deathly boring, with
it's actually rather pleasant. I always said that chocolate
can make anything great. Except Penguins.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 17:15 [#00842159]
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Since hitting quarter of a century I've found I vastly
prefer normal digestives to the chocolate ones. This has got
me really worried for what I'm going to start doing when I'm
30.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-29 17:16 [#00842160]
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I've been sat trrying to think of them otherr digestive
style biscuits that arre AMAZING with chocolate.

Milk comes into the name I think :S


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-29 17:17 [#00842163]
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chocolate digestives are acceptable


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-29 17:20 [#00842166]
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have a break


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-29 17:21 [#00842167]
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Fig Rolls :O


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-29 17:22 [#00842168]
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i love twix, yum :)


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-29 17:24 [#00842169]
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I need sound forr these do I?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-29 17:24 [#00842170]
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can you still get these?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-08-29 17:25 [#00842172]
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Fig rolls??! *vomits*


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-29 17:27 [#00842174]
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you need player


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2003-08-29 17:27 [#00842175]
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What you wants is HobNobs you cunts. Them soom cool shits,
you hear me boy?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-29 17:27 [#00842176]
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shite thats the 1st time ive fucked up a link :o/


 

offline xceque on 2003-08-29 17:29 [#00842178]
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What happened to the Texan bar? They were gorgeous. Best
eaten by people with strong teeth. My grandma would have
been hopeless with one.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-29 17:31 [#00842180]
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5-4-3-2-1!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-29 17:35 [#00842183]
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hobnobs are great!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 17:36 [#00842184]
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*cums*


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 17:36 [#00842185]
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Best of ALL were old Trios.


 


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