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ex-Graham Chapman
on 2001-11-08 20:47 [#00049823]
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Which one is cooler? Richard d James? or Jesus Christ?
I think that RDJ is way cooler! Jesus is an asshole. I'm not going to get on my knees and blow Jesus just to get into heaven. Why do you think they call them the 'pearly gates'?? I cast my vote for the Aphex Twin!
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DblHeLX
from the moon on 2001-11-08 21:05 [#00049826]
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you're a spaz
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Phil Collins
on 2001-11-08 21:12 [#00049829]
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He's a spastic fuckin' catpenis, that's what he is.
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hevquip
from a giraffes throat on 2001-11-08 21:17 [#00049834]
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your wit sucks, ex graham chapman.
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ex-Graham Chapman
on 2001-11-08 21:21 [#00049838]
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Well, excuse me, but you have to admit that Jesus Christ was a fucking dickhead, and his mum a liar. RDJ's mum seems so nice. So there.
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Phil Collins
on 2001-11-08 21:22 [#00049839]
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The thought of Graham typing that post and "chuckling" is amusing though.
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hevquip
from a giraffes throat on 2001-11-08 21:28 [#00049843]
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please substaniate the fact that jesus was a dickhead. the best you could do is get info from the bible, unless you're that fucking old and knew him. i would like to say, however, the i dont care for god or jesus, so i'm not defending them. i'm just trying to make you look like an idiot.
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Phil Collins
on 2001-11-08 21:29 [#00049845]
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Graham the dickhead, my mind is locked.
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DblHeLX
from the moon on 2001-11-08 21:47 [#00049848]
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why did you post that , ex? you just used aphex for an excuse to bash religion.... lame.
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hevquip
from a giraffes throat on 2001-11-08 21:52 [#00049851]
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i dont think he wanted to bash religion, he just thought something he came up with was funny.
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DblHeLX
from the moon on 2001-11-08 21:55 [#00049853]
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jesus facts: 1 hung with hookers 2 fought the power, government , autority 3 had a crew 4 was a good speaker 5 helped the needy
pretty much your average super star if you ask me. would have been a swell rapstar with that background
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Ophecks
on 2001-11-08 23:12 [#00049866]
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JESUS DID THAT?!?!?!?! JESUS CHRIST!!!!
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ex-Graham Chapman
on 2001-11-09 03:37 [#00049925]
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Don't believe the lies and myth of Jesus, he is the same type of person as Osama bin Laden. Two thousand years from now you'll be reading what a nice chap bin Laden was. Jesus was just a pusher like a heroin or crack dealer, the Bastard!
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DblHeLX
from the moon on 2001-11-09 03:41 [#00049927]
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spaz
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Aktium
from bat country on 2001-11-09 04:25 [#00049936]
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I think thats bullshit that jesus died for our sins, like he had a choice, ya know!
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Ophecks
on 2001-11-09 04:29 [#00049938]
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Is he even real? Or is he made up, I JUST DON'T KNOW!!! I have to get up and go to church every Sunday, so the fucker owes me.
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Aktium
from bat country on 2001-11-09 04:38 [#00049940]
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ha, iknow really, the storys in the bible are fairy tales. jesus is just an icon for a role model. he's man made. I don't believe in jesus. I kinda believe in god though, but not in a religious way, more like a strange way, its hard to discribe.
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phool
on 2001-11-09 05:38 [#00049944]
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if i see or hear "GOD BLESS AMERICA" one more damn time i'm going to have an aneurysm.
what the hell is the reasoning... if enough people say 'god bless america", this god which everyone sezs loves us all so damn much and is already all so caring because we all so damn important, is going to be moved by "popular" prayer, to start "blessing" america and fuck the muslims the Bush dynasty don't like? what is it, a praying contest? but then, everybody is so sure that this god "knows" that they are and have been righteous all along. i guess people think god is a little dense and just has to reminded over and over like he is an idoit. bah! why bother even pretending to try logic? ...just pretend i am and every other member of my demographic group is without a doubt the "right" group that god loves without doubt and i will be happy.
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Aktium
from bat country on 2001-11-09 06:25 [#00049945]
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you just have to think that god never wanted us, humans were an experiment gone wrong. I mean, ya we have pleasure that makes us believe that god loves us, and cares for us. but pain is so much stronger, and that causes doubts..."we are nothing special, we are all part of the same compost heap" ~~~tyler durden
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Wizard MaC/The Voice Collector
from Amersfoort on 2001-11-09 08:54 [#00049955]
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Both are very inspiring in their own way, and NO, I'm not a Christian.
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Ham O Man
on 2001-11-09 09:20 [#00049958]
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Jesus is just like Charles Manson. They both have long hair and a beard.
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MF
on 2001-11-09 12:07 [#00049998]
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How can aphex twin beat Jesus Aphex ain't real?
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hevquip
from a giraffes throat on 2001-11-09 16:30 [#00050044]
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there's records of the romans crucifying jesus. as for jesus being the son of god and a witchety magic man, that's all bullshit. you should also go look at the newest issue of popular mechanics where they debunk bible stories. the bible is a big book of ethics and morals filled with a bunch of "interesting" stories just so people will stay interested.
when i used to have to go to church (damn you mother!), i learned that it's good for sleeping. clasp you hands together, rest them on your legs, bow down until your head is on your hands and fall asleep. it makes you look like you're praying instead.
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The_Funkmaster
from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-10 02:38 [#00050107]
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I don't understand why someone would bash someone elses beliefs... why is being an atheist "cooler" then being a Christian? I believe in God, and the bible, and all that... Why? Because I choose to, and if you want to bash me for that well go ahead, but it's fucking ridiculous... it's those types of attitudes that make people like Osama Bin Laden want to kill Americans, and white people want to kill blacks... why don't you "cool" atheists get a life huh, and grow up... The only difference between people like you, who diss Christians, and people with differing views, and people like the guys who attacked Columbine High is the fact that they acted, and you don't... you're still just as fucked up in the head as them... get a fucking life would ya...
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phool
on 2001-11-10 04:58 [#00050115]
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well, i feel oppressed by a society that it is improper to question this religion with is suppossed to be unquestionably good beyond any discussion. hell, if you went by the bible, women in america would not be better off than the women in the Taliban. what makes christianity successful (i.e. popular thru the years) is that it is has so little substance it can be molded and twisted anyway the individual/groups like, sort of like Playdoh. the end conclusion of christianity is that it makes the individual feel important and significant, in control of their world, a big lie that supports all other lies. i just wonder where all these "good" people are, i mean these religions, if they are so damn good, must actually be creating some better people. where the hell are they then?
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Aktium
from bat country on 2001-11-10 06:55 [#00050124]
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im not atheist im sygnostic (spelling probavly wrong)
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crayon_kid
from the sewers under your house on 2001-11-10 08:09 [#00050125]
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true christians dont go around saying they are better than everyone, that is actually against everything christianity stands for.
all are equal in Gods eyes, the pope is a hypocratic loophole that exists in catholosism. much of what you are saying is wrong with christians based off of the beliefs of the 'christian right' who are niether christian nor right. they damn people to hell and preach thier righteousness, but christianity teaches us that only god can judge people. prayer in puplic is also pridefull and shunned.
many of you dont seem to know much about what you are comdemning.
all christianity stands for is equality and forgiveness, anyone who says otherwise is not christian, but someone using the name of christ to make themself look good.
dont go to church, church is corrupt, god does NOT need your money! read the bible. and worship in privacy, not around others. this is what is tought in true christianity.
NO ONE IS RIGHTEOUS! that is a direct quote from jesus. so any 'christian' who damns you to hell, call them a hypocrat and dont let it bother you.
religion is a belief, not something USED to make you look good.
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crayon_kid
from the sewers under your house on 2001-11-10 08:11 [#00050126]
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all in all, lets just drop this touchy subject, its going no where and i really dont think it has anything to do with aphex twin anymore.
and the bible uses the word 'knew' when dealing with sex, not 'love'
when it says 'and he knew her', that means they had sexual relations.
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crayon_kid
from the sewers under your house on 2001-11-10 08:22 [#00050127]
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in fact, all of you who are saying 'who are they to act all high and mighty/ better than me etc..' are absolutely correct.
not true christ follower should call or find themselves better than anyone else.
ps:sorry for going on like that, but i want people to understand that thier are a lot of false christians out there and not all of us are so selfish and rude. if you want to insult me, okay...its not like i havent read enough of those already :)
peace.
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phool
on 2001-11-10 14:41 [#00050181]
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well, crayon kid, maybe you think you're being honest and straightforward, but then most christians from every type of group uses the same exact argument i.e. "well, i'm a nice person and i'm following christianity right while all these other people got it wrong and make christians look bad." so how do you sort them out? i find most disturbing the attitude that one is part of a privlegded group and that the earth was created for 'us' (the privlegded group) to use like toilet paper. if people were really that humble and respectful of their god, they should have respect for all the world, creatures, and people in it, and be curious why our world is like it is.
but what you get so prevelent is an attitude that regards science as stupid and a waste of time, laughs that saving the biodiversity of the earth is stupid (no empathy at all, no empathy for animals leads to no empathy for fellow "lesser" humans, ... which all leads to the racsim and hatred that is so common and rationalized in monothestic religion. (the overt racsim and hatred always has an excuse and rationale.....nobody ever claims to be a hating racist bigot, everybody says they are just doing whats right.
but then, by god, christians can bash all other groups, bash and dismiss all secular science that they don't personally like as worthless, often form rationals that result in justified hate, but don't dare ever bash christianity in return cause that is so insensitive and mean, like kicking a puppy. (actually i would never kick a puppy)
i'm just so sick of this b.s nationalism backed by the 'will' of this supposed god. it goes both ways.
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The_Funkmaster
from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-10 15:05 [#00050187]
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The way it works is that a handful of Christians give all the other Christians a bad name... not all Christians think they are better then other people, just the opposite... Jesus associated with people that the high priests would've considered dirt just because he knew they were human, and equal to any other human, and that is the way Christians are supposed to be... not all Christians judge, and condemn other people... but, another point, no Christian is perfect... Christians do make mistakes, but it doesn't mean they are hypocrites or anything...
Like, I don't really care all that much about what anyone else believes... if anyone was interested, I'd tell them what I believed if they asked, but I don't push it down peoples throut... I'm just saying, I think it's damn ridiculous to judge other people and say that their beliefs are stupid, and wrong... but yeah, this really isn't on the Aphex Twin topic now is it...
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Xanatos
from NYC on 2001-11-11 05:15 [#00050369]
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"if i see or hear "GOD BLESS AMERICA" one more damn time i'm going to have an aneurysm." - you are telling me.
Oh, and RDJ all the way.
You think Muslims are fanatics?? I pray towards Cornwall 6 times a day.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-05-21 21:36 [#01201197]
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this one's a tie. i think richard is better at drum programming and jesus is a better mechanic.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-05-22 01:47 [#01201288]
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bwahahhaha. good stuff, tol.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-05-22 01:59 [#01201290]
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I think this is it.
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2004-05-22 02:22 [#01201292]
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but we can never have this again. too many twats.
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2004-05-22 02:24 [#01201293]
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Jesus was cool. His core message. The way he lived. The bible on the other hand is a tool written by man to control other men. There is just way too many things in there to serve the needs of the day. Like slavery, for instance.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-05-22 02:30 [#01201299]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular | Followup to bogala: #01201293
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b7 for talking too much sense.
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big
from lsg on 2004-05-22 04:26 [#01201340]
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jesus was like the only pretty cool hippie ever richard isnt, i wish he was more childish like his music on rdj
thats what i think
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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2004-05-22 04:34 [#01201342]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker | Followup to bogala: #01201293
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so what you're saying is, bible is like the christian's midi sequencer?
and so aphex twin's sequence is like using the bible to spread the message of jesus! but instead he spreads the joy of music!
oh such a brilliant analogy
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