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RDJ vs. Jesus Christ?
 

ex-Graham Chapman on 2001-11-08 20:47 [#00049823]



Which one is cooler? Richard d James? or Jesus Christ?

I think that RDJ is way cooler! Jesus is an asshole. I'm
not going to get on my knees and blow Jesus just to get into
heaven. Why do you think they call them the 'pearly
gates'?? I cast my vote for the Aphex Twin!


 

DblHeLX from the moon on 2001-11-08 21:05 [#00049826]



you're a spaz


 

Phil Collins on 2001-11-08 21:12 [#00049829]



He's a spastic fuckin' catpenis, that's what he is.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-11-08 21:17 [#00049834]



your wit sucks, ex graham chapman.


 

ex-Graham Chapman on 2001-11-08 21:21 [#00049838]



Well, excuse me, but you have to admit that Jesus Christ was
a fucking dickhead, and his mum a liar. RDJ's mum seems so
nice. So there.


 

Phil Collins on 2001-11-08 21:22 [#00049839]



The thought of Graham typing that post and "chuckling" is
amusing though.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-11-08 21:28 [#00049843]



please substaniate the fact that jesus was a dickhead. the
best you could do is get info from the bible, unless you're
that fucking old and knew him. i would like to say, however,
the i dont care for god or jesus, so i'm not defending them.
i'm just trying to make you look like an idiot.


 

Phil Collins on 2001-11-08 21:29 [#00049845]



Graham the dickhead, my mind is locked.


 

DblHeLX from the moon on 2001-11-08 21:47 [#00049848]



why did you post that , ex?
you just used aphex for an excuse to bash religion.... lame.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-11-08 21:52 [#00049851]



i dont think he wanted to bash religion, he just thought
something he came up with was funny.


 

DblHeLX from the moon on 2001-11-08 21:55 [#00049853]



jesus facts:
1 hung with hookers
2 fought the power, government , autority
3 had a crew
4 was a good speaker
5 helped the needy

pretty much your average super star if you ask me. would
have been a swell rapstar with that background


 

Ophecks on 2001-11-08 23:12 [#00049866]



JESUS DID THAT?!?!?!?!
JESUS CHRIST!!!!


 

ex-Graham Chapman on 2001-11-09 03:37 [#00049925]



Don't believe the lies and myth of Jesus, he is the same
type of person as Osama bin Laden. Two thousand years from
now you'll be reading what a nice chap bin Laden was. Jesus
was just a pusher like a heroin or crack dealer, the
Bastard!


 

DblHeLX from the moon on 2001-11-09 03:41 [#00049927]



spaz


 

Aktium from bat country on 2001-11-09 04:25 [#00049936]



I think thats bullshit that jesus died for our sins, like
he had a choice, ya know!


 

Ophecks on 2001-11-09 04:29 [#00049938]



Is he even real? Or is he made up, I JUST DON'T KNOW!!! I
have to get up and go to church every Sunday, so the fucker
owes me.


 

Aktium from bat country on 2001-11-09 04:38 [#00049940]



ha, iknow really, the storys in the bible are fairy tales.
jesus is just an icon for a role model. he's man made. I
don't believe in jesus. I kinda believe in god though, but
not in a religious way, more like a strange way, its hard to
discribe.


 

phool on 2001-11-09 05:38 [#00049944]



if i see or hear "GOD BLESS AMERICA" one more damn time i'm
going to have an aneurysm.
what the hell is the reasoning... if enough people say 'god
bless america", this god which everyone sezs loves us all so
damn much and is already all so caring because we all so
damn important, is going to be moved by "popular" prayer, to
start "blessing" america and fuck the muslims the Bush
dynasty don't like? what is it, a praying contest? but
then, everybody is so sure that this god "knows" that they
are and have been righteous all along. i guess people think
god is a little dense and just has to reminded over and over
like he is an idoit. bah! why bother even pretending to try
logic? ...just pretend i am and every other member of my
demographic group is without a doubt the "right" group that
god loves without doubt and i will be happy.


 

Aktium from bat country on 2001-11-09 06:25 [#00049945]



you just have to think that god never wanted us, humans were
an experiment gone wrong. I mean, ya we have pleasure that
makes us believe that god loves us, and cares for us. but
pain is so much stronger, and that causes doubts..."we are
nothing special, we are all part of the same compost heap"
~~~tyler durden


 

Wizard MaC/The Voice Collector from Amersfoort on 2001-11-09 08:54 [#00049955]



Both are very inspiring in their own way,
and NO, I'm not a Christian.


 

Ham O Man on 2001-11-09 09:20 [#00049958]



Jesus is just like Charles Manson. They both have long hair
and a beard.


 

MF on 2001-11-09 12:07 [#00049998]



How can aphex twin beat Jesus Aphex ain't real?


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-11-09 16:30 [#00050044]



there's records of the romans crucifying jesus. as for jesus
being the son of god and a witchety magic man, that's all
bullshit. you should also go look at the newest issue of
popular mechanics where they debunk bible stories. the bible
is a big book of ethics and morals filled with a bunch of
"interesting" stories just so people will stay interested.

when i used to have to go to church (damn you mother!), i
learned that it's good for sleeping. clasp you hands
together, rest them on your legs, bow down until your head
is on your hands and fall asleep. it makes you look like
you're praying instead.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-10 02:38 [#00050107]



I don't understand why someone would bash someone elses
beliefs... why is being an atheist "cooler" then being a
Christian? I believe in God, and the bible, and all that...
Why? Because I choose to, and if you want to bash me for
that well go ahead, but it's fucking ridiculous... it's
those types of attitudes that make people like Osama Bin
Laden want to kill Americans, and white people want to kill
blacks... why don't you "cool" atheists get a life huh, and
grow up... The only difference between people like you, who
diss Christians, and people with differing views, and people
like the guys who attacked Columbine High is the fact that
they acted, and you don't... you're still just as fucked up
in the head as them... get a fucking life would ya...


 

phool on 2001-11-10 04:58 [#00050115]



well, i feel oppressed by a society that it is improper to
question this religion with is suppossed to be
unquestionably good beyond any discussion. hell, if you went
by the bible, women in america would not be better off than
the women in the Taliban. what makes christianity
successful (i.e. popular thru the years) is that it is has
so little substance it can be molded and twisted anyway the
individual/groups like, sort of like Playdoh. the end
conclusion of christianity is that it makes the individual
feel important and significant, in control of their world, a
big lie that supports all other lies. i just wonder where
all these "good" people are, i mean these religions, if they
are so damn good, must actually be creating some better
people. where the hell are they then?


 

Aktium from bat country on 2001-11-10 06:55 [#00050124]



im not atheist im sygnostic (spelling probavly wrong)


 

crayon_kid from the sewers under your house on 2001-11-10 08:09 [#00050125]



true christians dont go around saying they are better than
everyone, that is actually against everything christianity
stands for.

all are equal in Gods eyes, the pope is a hypocratic
loophole that exists in catholosism. much of what you are
saying is wrong with christians based off of the beliefs of
the 'christian right' who are niether christian nor right.
they damn people to hell and preach thier righteousness, but
christianity teaches us that only god can judge people.
prayer in puplic is also pridefull and shunned.
many of you dont seem to know much about what you are
comdemning.
all christianity stands for is equality and forgiveness,
anyone who says otherwise is not christian, but someone
using the name of christ to make themself look good.
dont go to church, church is corrupt, god does NOT need
your money! read the bible. and worship in privacy, not
around others. this is what is tought in true christianity.
NO ONE IS RIGHTEOUS!
that is a direct quote from jesus.
so any 'christian' who damns you to hell, call them a
hypocrat and dont let it bother you.
religion is a belief, not something USED to make you look
good.


 

crayon_kid from the sewers under your house on 2001-11-10 08:11 [#00050126]



all in all, lets just drop this touchy subject, its going no
where and i really dont think it has anything to do with
aphex twin anymore.

and the bible uses the word 'knew' when dealing with sex,
not 'love'
when it says 'and he knew her', that means they had sexual
relations.


 

crayon_kid from the sewers under your house on 2001-11-10 08:22 [#00050127]



in fact, all of you who are saying 'who are they to act all
high and mighty/ better than me etc..' are absolutely
correct.

not true christ follower should call or find themselves
better than anyone else.

ps:sorry for going on like that, but i want people to
understand that thier are a lot of false christians out
there and not all of us are so selfish and rude. if you want
to insult me, okay...its not like i havent read enough of
those already :)

peace.


 

phool on 2001-11-10 14:41 [#00050181]



well, crayon kid, maybe you think you're being honest and
straightforward, but then most christians from every type of
group uses the same exact argument i.e. "well, i'm a nice
person and i'm following christianity right while all these
other people got it wrong and make christians look bad." so
how do you sort them out? i find most disturbing the
attitude that one is part of a privlegded group and that the
earth was created for 'us' (the privlegded group) to use
like toilet paper. if people were really that humble and
respectful of their god, they should have respect for all
the world, creatures, and people in it, and be curious why
our world is like it is.

but what you get so prevelent is an attitude that regards
science as stupid and a waste of time, laughs that saving
the biodiversity of the earth is stupid (no empathy at all,
no empathy for animals leads to no empathy for fellow
"lesser" humans, ... which all leads to the racsim and
hatred that is so common and rationalized in monothestic
religion. (the overt racsim and hatred always has an excuse
and rationale.....nobody ever claims to be a hating racist
bigot, everybody says they are just doing whats right.

but then, by god, christians can bash all other groups, bash
and dismiss all secular science that they don't personally
like as worthless, often form rationals that result in
justified hate, but don't dare ever bash christianity in
return cause that is so insensitive and mean, like kicking a
puppy. (actually i would never kick a puppy)

i'm just so sick of this b.s nationalism backed by the
'will' of this supposed god. it goes both ways.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-10 15:05 [#00050187]



The way it works is that a handful of Christians give all
the other Christians a bad name... not all Christians think
they are better then other people, just the opposite...
Jesus associated with people that the high priests would've
considered dirt just because he knew they were human, and
equal to any other human, and that is the way Christians are
supposed to be... not all Christians judge, and condemn
other people... but, another point, no Christian is
perfect... Christians do make mistakes, but it doesn't mean
they are hypocrites or anything...

Like, I don't really care all that much about what anyone
else believes... if anyone was interested, I'd tell them
what I believed if they asked, but I don't push it down
peoples throut... I'm just saying, I think it's damn
ridiculous to judge other people and say that their beliefs
are stupid, and wrong... but yeah, this really isn't on the
Aphex Twin topic now is it...


 

Xanatos from NYC on 2001-11-11 05:15 [#00050369]



"if i see or hear "GOD BLESS AMERICA" one more damn time i'm
going to have an aneurysm." - you are telling me.

Oh, and RDJ all the way.

You think Muslims are fanatics?? I pray towards Cornwall 6
times a day.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-05-21 21:36 [#01201197]
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this one's a tie. i think richard is better at drum
programming and jesus is a better mechanic.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-05-22 01:47 [#01201288]
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bwahahhaha. good stuff, tol.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-05-22 01:59 [#01201290]
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I think this is it.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2004-05-22 02:22 [#01201292]
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but we can never have this again. too many twats.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2004-05-22 02:24 [#01201293]
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Jesus was cool. His core message. The way he lived. The
bible on the other hand is a tool written by man to control
other men. There is just way too many things in there to
serve the needs of the day. Like slavery, for instance.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-05-22 02:30 [#01201299]
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b7 for talking too much sense.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-05-22 04:26 [#01201340]
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jesus was like the only pretty cool hippie ever
richard isnt, i wish he was more childish like his music on
rdj
thats what i think


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-05-22 04:34 [#01201342]
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so what you're saying is, bible is like the christian's midi
sequencer?

and so aphex twin's sequence is like using the bible to
spread the message of jesus! but instead he spreads the joy
of music!

oh such a brilliant analogy


 


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