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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-24 17:14 [#00835300]
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..in her latest video "cant hold us down"..

..

what is she thinking..?

she looks ridiculous. incredibly trashy.
mostly I can't be arsed about stuff like this, but this just
completely baffles me.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-24 17:19 [#00835310]
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Christina Aguilera is on my can do no wrong list :P


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-08-24 17:25 [#00835322]
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In the video, she seems concerned that her whorish behaviour
will lead to people calling her a whore.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-24 17:27 [#00835326]
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What a lot of bollocks. Truly, bollocks. Young woman gets
sexy and she's called a whore. Time we moved on from that
bullshit.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-08-24 17:30 [#00835330]
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Normally I would agree with you, but she is no ordinary
whore. She's the Ron Jeremy of whores, a sperm burping
gutter slut whose very countenace seems marinated in seminal
brine.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-24 17:32 [#00835331]
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Riiiiight...


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-24 17:33 [#00835332]
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i'd do her


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-08-24 17:37 [#00835335]
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Awright, I dunno, she annoys me.

BTW I gave Rachel a few clicks.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-24 18:07 [#00835377]
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HA HA HA HA

fleetmouse, you amuse me.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-24 18:08 [#00835378]
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and she does NOT look sexy in that video.

she looks like she's trying to wear her 12-year-old sister's
clothes combined with her mother's high heels.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-24 18:15 [#00835386]
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i just saw this video. what a joke.

she was cute in the 'genie in a bottle' and 'what a girl
wants' videos, though.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-08-24 18:27 [#00835395]
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Oh you prudish americans. Her last video was a controversial
as huey lewsi and the news


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-08-24 18:29 [#00835396]
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oh huey lewsi you gotta lotta splainin to do


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-08-24 18:49 [#00835404]
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Im drunk & depressed, there is nothing to explain


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-08-24 20:54 [#00835485]
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im drunk and i dunno what to say


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-08-24 21:01 [#00835492]
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i'm not shocked by much american entertainment these days -
but sorry, I also did not find Aguilera attractive in that
video at all. In fact, she doesn't give me any sort of fuzzy
feeling whatsoever.

Now, Tori Amos! That's a woman who I would give some babies
too - and by babies I mean fish.

"Don't forget where you came from son...... my balls." - Tom
Papa.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-08-24 22:06 [#00835519]
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"Normally I would agree with you, but she is no ordinary
whore. She's the Ron Jeremy of whores, a sperm burping
gutter slut whose very countenace seems marinated in seminal

brine."

AHAHAHA.
That's the greatest thing i've seen for a long while.
Prost.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-08-24 22:10 [#00835522]
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jeebus, I wanted also to praise fleetmouse for his
illeteration of her, but you beat me too it.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-08-24 22:12 [#00835523]
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I cannot accept your praise, gentlemen, for I have
misspelled the word "countenance".


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-08-24 22:16 [#00835526]
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i don't think we know what that means, so it doesn't matter
if you spell it correctly or not.

point: BlatantEcho


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-08-24 22:18 [#00835527]
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countenance is just like, overall appearance i think. or
maybe just face, like 'visage'?
eh no matter,
i didn't even notice it was missing the 'n'


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-08-24 22:20 [#00835528]
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ooooooooh, I feel uneducated and out of place........

may I get you a drink sir?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-08-24 22:23 [#00835530]
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you're more qualified
sir.
2 years of college (?correct?)
as opposed to my 0 years.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-08-24 22:30 [#00835536]
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yes that is correct, but that hardly accounts for much,
especially if you saw some of the asshole morons that get a
degree while fingering their frat brothers at a brothel for
four years.

Education matters, not duration.



 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-08-24 22:32 [#00835539]
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haha.
well... i'm going to portland state
which is practically like a community college :\
u of o is a better university


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-08-24 22:36 [#00835542]
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PSU is a very good school, and again, it is not the place
nor the people, it is you, who determines the extent of your
education.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-24 22:54 [#00835549]
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you disappoint me, fleetmouse.


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offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-25 01:01 [#00835623]
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I'm sure she will be very appreciative...

...or, one day she will be surfing the net, find that page
and say to herself 'what the fuck?'


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-25 18:37 [#00836400]
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..and then make a song about it.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-08-25 18:40 [#00836404]
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i'm sorry but I would fuck her poppy little brains out...


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-25 19:15 [#00836444]
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well I have to agree...
fuck her.
I wanna fuck her brains out.
She knows she'd like it - and I am a
great lover... well fuck her (asswards)


 

offline broken phillip on 2003-08-26 04:21 [#00836783]
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i'd give here the time of day, but preferably night..

lol so what if she wears sports socks with high heels : )..

maybe she couldn't be fucked painting her toe nails that
day?

i like that "dirrty" vid.
she's got more wiggle in her than a bucket of live bait.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-26 04:23 [#00836784]
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I wouldn't touch her now. Maybe when she looked like
this....


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offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-26 04:24 [#00836785]
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...instead of this...


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offline kurrrak from Bialystok (Poland) on 2003-08-26 04:28 [#00836791]
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-08-26 04:30 [#00836795]
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OK, thanks, I now have to vomit.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-26 04:31 [#00836797]
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Try to think of the good times!!!


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offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-08-26 07:57 [#00836958]
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yeah the video where its a big goth trip really sucks a bag
of dicks too. She breaks the camera lence by kicking it in.
Im telling you CG just keeps getting better . . . . .. . .
. . .

She just needs to cowboy fuck people in her videos and
everything will be ok again.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-08-26 08:01 [#00836960]
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I would still do her until she squeeled like a pig


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-26 08:07 [#00836971]
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I hate videos like that. It's like:

"Look at me, im black, could i be any more black if i tried?
I think i could, how about we make it seem like all black
peopel come from the hood. Oh look, a white man, lets show
how shit he is and how he's an asshole. you couldn't tell
that i am white with all this 'tan' on me!"


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-08-26 08:08 [#00836976]
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I hate that video...especially the cheesy as fuck "Crack is
Wack" graffiti on the wall.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-26 08:08 [#00836977]
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that would be when she says anything.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-08-26 08:09 [#00836979]
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I'll duck tape the bitches mouth until I am finished then :D


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-08-26 08:36 [#00837012]
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I'd blindfold her and nail her lifeless ;)

no, she is not my type.....skinny bitch



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-08-26 08:40 [#00837015]
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I prefer her with a bit more weight on.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-08-26 09:08 [#00837047]
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You sex-starved misogynist.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-08-26 09:09 [#00837048]
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...with a racist, anti-semite in your avatar. Who wasn't
funny.


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-08-26 09:10 [#00837052]
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who is it anyway?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-26 09:14 [#00837059]
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:| you must know.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-08-26 09:15 [#00837062]
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Was he really a racist and anti-semite?


 


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