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member on 2001-11-07 16:39 [#00049420] | |||||||||
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hey0, someone posted a topic awhile ago about this, but i thinks it needs to be revived. lets hear what kind of funny shit you got, and pls, if you can, no racist jokes or crap like that if possible. YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT OUT RUN'N IN HER RED JOGGN SUIT, ALL THE KIDS BE LIKE GIMME SOME KOOLLLAID. hah hilarious :\ your turn :P... |
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DblHeLX from the moon on 2001-11-07 16:44 [#00049426] | |||||||||
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still the greatest joke ever Q: whats the differance between a cadilac and a pile of dead babies A: i dont have a cadilac in my garage.... |
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member on 2001-11-07 16:47 [#00049428] | |||||||||
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how does a microbiologist count? one, two, three, spore.. five.. HAH AHAH FACK! |
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DblHeLX from the moon on 2001-11-07 16:49 [#00049430] | |||||||||
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Q:why does the pillsbury dough boy ware an aprom?? A:TO COVER HIS DO'NUTS', GET IT! ahahahahhhhhahahahHAHAHAHAHAAH! |
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member on 2001-11-07 16:50 [#00049432] | |||||||||
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hehehe thats clasik |
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DblHeLX from the moon on 2001-11-07 16:53 [#00049434] | |||||||||
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Q: what do you call a blind deer? A: noeyedeer (like, no idea....get it) |
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Pharbia Zanger from Swandean on 2001-11-07 18:33 [#00049480] | |||||||||
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Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead human A. A human don't ask you to clean the stove after you went to the supermarket. |
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aperson on 2001-11-07 19:39 [#00049496] | |||||||||
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Q: What's white and bobs up and down in a cradle? A: A pedophile's ass Q: How do you make a baby run faster A: Chase it with a lawnmower Q: What's the difference between an old lady and a baby? A: The old lady doesn't die when you rape it Q: What's red, yellow, and claws at the window before exploding? A: A baby in a microwave Q: What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? A: 1 baby in 10 trash cans Q: What's red, white, and can't turn in a corridor? A: A baby with a javelin through its throat Q: How do you add insult to injury to a baby? A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear Q: What's a good gift for a dead baby? A: A dead dog |
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StueF from bb on 2001-11-07 20:17 [#00049502] | |||||||||
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my shitty riddle.. poor people have it rich people need it more evil than the devil more holy than god what is it? |
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Henry Rodrick from Sweden on 2001-11-07 21:37 [#00049513] | |||||||||
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A: The dick! |
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Jimmy on 2001-11-07 21:50 [#00049514] | |||||||||
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NOTHING!!!!!!!!! duh |
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m i f f from cymru on 2001-11-07 21:50 [#00049515] | |||||||||
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YO MAMA SO FAT SHE GOT MORE CHINS THAN A HONG KONG PHONE BOOK. |
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funny pants on 2001-11-07 22:47 [#00049522] | |||||||||
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WHY DOESN'T A SKELETON CROSS THE ROAD?? cuase it doesn't have the guts. huhu huhuu u aaahhh |
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DblHeLX from the moon on 2001-11-07 23:21 [#00049528] | |||||||||
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pharbia: HAHAHA i heard about that, the woman was on PCP or something and cooked her baby in the oven! sick shit man. |
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Jimmy from Delaware on 2001-11-07 23:37 [#00049532] | |||||||||
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whats worse than being buried in a pile of dead babies? having to eat your way out. hahaha! guffaw |
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member on 2001-11-07 23:46 [#00049534] | |||||||||
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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it had a heart attack haha i think I AM going to have a heart attack now. |
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member on 2001-11-07 23:47 [#00049535] | |||||||||
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oh eheh, i dont mind the dead baby jokes, but i want to hear more sick nasty jokes such as ones like this posted awhile ago: what's a vagina? the box a penis comes in. |
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member on 2001-11-08 00:00 [#00049537] | |||||||||
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DblHeLX from the moon on 00:21 11/08/2001 pharbia: HAHAHA i heard about that, the woman was on PCP or something and cooked her baby in the oven! sick shit man. -actually: Woman Killed Baby in Microwave Oven A woman was sentenced to 10 years in prison for killing her month-old son in microwave oven. The 20-year old woman said that she could not remember putting her son in the microwave and then turning it on. Experts said that the woman suffers from seizures that are often followed by blackouts of up to 50 minutes. |
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Baron Von Picklefoot from From my "Speical" place on 2001-11-08 00:10 [#00049540] | |||||||||
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If you give me four nickles I will build you a ship of cheese !THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!! DIRECTIONS TO MY SPECIAL PLACE |
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DblHeLX from the moon on 2001-11-08 00:12 [#00049541] | |||||||||
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must be a different incident. in the story i read, the lady basted the kid like a turkey and didnt figure it out untill she came down from her pcp high. she had even gone so far as to use marinade. mmm mmm ps: i dont know why ANYONE would do pcp, i haven't heard one good story about the stuff. |
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DblHeLX from the moon on 2001-11-08 00:13 [#00049544] | |||||||||
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i bet that woman payed those 'experts' a lot of money to say that, though. |
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member on 2001-11-08 00:16 [#00049545] | |||||||||
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a link by chane? |
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DblHeLX from the moon on 2001-11-08 00:18 [#00049546] | |||||||||
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nope, sorry. how bout you? |
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DblHeLX from the moon on 2001-11-08 00:34 [#00049548] | |||||||||
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here, this will do http://coke.rotten.com/infantiphagia-II/ sick shit, you have been warned. |
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Aktium from bat country on 2001-11-08 03:11 [#00049606] | |||||||||
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Q: What did the deaf, blind and dumb kid get for christmas? A: Cancer Q: What is the difference between an, anal thermometer, and an oral themometer? A: The taste |
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member on 2001-11-08 05:18 [#00049626] | |||||||||
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nasty dblhelx i was referring to if you knew of a link about the PCP junky mom that fried her kid in a microwave, nm :\ |
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Mylanta Jones on 2001-11-08 05:22 [#00049629] | |||||||||
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ok..here are my dead baby jokes...curtusee of neal on tefochat.. how do you get 20 dead babies into a tupperware container? a blender. how do you get them out? nachos whats more fun than swinging a baby with a rope tied around its neck over your head at 100mph? stopping it with a shovel whats red and cried alot? a skinned baby in a bag of salt what stands in front of a mirror and gets shorter and shorter and shorter? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler whats blue and yellow and floats at the bottom of a pool? a dead baby with slashed floaties whats red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool? floaties with a slashed baby etc etc etc |
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Chrispy from UK on 2001-11-08 08:34 [#00049658] | |||||||||
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Yo moma so fat... when she went to school, she sat next to everybody... EVERYBODY! |
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phiz from Amsterdam on 2001-11-08 09:04 [#00049663] | |||||||||
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whats red and slides across the chip shop floor? abortion of chips! |
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Fernz from The Messageboard on 2001-11-08 09:43 [#00049666] | |||||||||
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Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a whore...? A whore can wash her crack and use it again. :) |
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od from perth on 2001-11-08 13:52 [#00049711] | |||||||||
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lol that mum joke was good the momma jokes are hilarious, once you get past all the usual ones (the ones that EVERYBODY knows) unfortunately, most of ythe oens i know are ones everyone knows. |
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Chrispy from UK on 2001-11-08 14:54 [#00049715] | |||||||||
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Yo mum was so fat last night, I burnt my ass on the light bulb |
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Chrispy from UK on 2001-11-08 14:56 [#00049717] | |||||||||
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...then she fell out of bed and crashed straight into hell |
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Gav from cleethorpes on 2001-11-11 15:12 [#00050459] | |||||||||
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What kind of sick CUNT makes jokes about dead babies? I'm feeling fucking nauteous, someone kick these twisted pedophiliacs out or something. More 'yo mamma' jokes please. |
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Taxi on 2001-11-11 15:38 [#00050467] | |||||||||
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Whats the worst part about raping a five year old? Taking the blood out of the clown suite. Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender? To see the expression on its face. How many babies does it take to take out a lightbulb? Depends on who's throwing them. |
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Rosie from London on 2001-11-12 13:30 [#00050965] | |||||||||
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Why didn't Superman stop the planes from crashing into the twin towers? Coz he's in a wheelchair! |
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melody from midwife on 2001-11-12 14:33 [#00050983] | |||||||||
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whats the only animal with a CUNT on its BACK ?? a police-horse. What do MICHAEL JACKSON and SANTA have in common ?? they both like emptying their sacks in childrens bedrooms. WHO INVENTED THE FEMALE BODY ???? The Council - Only they would put a shithole next to a play-area. ;=0 |
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Dresen from Winchester, England on 2001-11-12 14:55 [#00050987] | |||||||||
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Your mother's so fat her weight is measured by nuclear yield. The world's earthquakes are the aftershocks from when she fell out of bed, which was incidentally what killed the dinosaurs. (You may wonder how she could be so old - time doesn't exist in the black hole she creates with her immense gravitational field). The pressure inside her is so big, she's got a fission reaction in her stomach (which stops her imploding under her own vast weight.) Diamonds and oil are also to be found closer to the surface - speaking of which, when she wears high heels she strikes oil. It's a pity she doesn't smoke - if her blubber caught fire the heat could power a small city for several years. And when she was dead, she'd give employment to millions who had to work on digging her grave for months. All in all, a pretty rare lady. It's surprising that she only charges 5p a go. Then again...NO ONE'S EVER COME BACK! Uhahahahahah! |
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Rosie from London on 2001-11-12 23:30 [#00051250] | |||||||||
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Q:What's got two legs and bleeds? A:Half a dog. Q: What's got two legs and bleeds after a couple of hours? A: half a frozen dog And..... Q: what do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud |
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