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offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-08-21 13:36 [#00831532]
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I found an artist on Discogs called Asshole released some
stuff back in '95. Found another artist called Johnny Jungle
who used to release a lot on Suburban Base back in '94.
Lastly found an artist called Fuckface released a track
called U Got Die on a comp called 'Napalm Rave Volume 3'.
Any other dumb names out there we ought to know about?


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-08-21 13:41 [#00831547]
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limp bizkit


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-21 13:42 [#00831548]
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Anus Presley, fucking stupid. Why someone would use that
name I'll neverr know



 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-08-21 13:43 [#00831554]
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anal cunt, too


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-08-21 13:43 [#00831555]
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almost all blackmetal names with the words "anal", "cunt",
"gore", "diabolic" etc.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-08-21 13:44 [#00831557]
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are you in any way associated with them?


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-08-21 13:45 [#00831560]
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are you in any way associated with them?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-21 13:45 [#00831562]
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No, but since I made this name I have been intrroduced to a
few of bands (and songs) sporrting the same name.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-08-21 13:45 [#00831565]
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damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-21 13:45 [#00831566]
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No, but since I made this name I have been intrroduced to a
few of bands (and songs) sporrting the same name.


 

offline CORTEX from Canada on 2003-08-21 13:45 [#00831567]
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hehe

but why did you use that name, for real? i figured you
didnt think you'd stay on this mb for such a long time so
you just wrote whatever, or you thought youd be able to
change your username later on...


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-08-21 13:46 [#00831568]
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Tommy Techno and Timmy Techno are available names it
appears. Quite like those names.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-08-21 13:46 [#00831569]
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Venus Penis Crusher is a pretty stupid one. Butthole
Surfers, Ugly Kid Joe, Green Jelly, The Retardos, Hootie and
the Blowfish, The Goo Goo Dolls... the world is full of
lameness.


 

offline atgmartin from DeathMallMegaComplexville (United States) on 2003-08-21 13:47 [#00831571]
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The name I love to hate, but at the same time hate to love.


Gay Dad.

LOL! I've never heard them but I hear they suck! What a
name...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-21 13:48 [#00831573]
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i had a few .nu userrnames that I made so i could just ask a
question and I neverr hung arround forr long always
forgetting my passworrd. i just made this name so i could
get posting , yeah, you hit the nail on the head.


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-08-21 13:48 [#00831574]
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I like silly names. They have their space don't they?


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-08-21 13:49 [#00831576]
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yes :)


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-21 13:49 [#00831577]
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Most names arre prretty silly in trruth.


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-08-21 13:49 [#00831579]
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Well there are no leftie names. But there is an artist
called Com A.


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-08-21 13:50 [#00831580]
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Thats true most names are silly.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-21 13:50 [#00831581]
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the smashing pumpkins.

If you didnt know the band, and their reputation, you'd
think 'what a fucking stupid cock name'


 

offline Cfern from Sacto (United States) on 2003-08-21 13:50 [#00831582]
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muziq is pretty fucking dumb.... love the artist though


 

offline atgmartin from DeathMallMegaComplexville (United States) on 2003-08-21 13:51 [#00831583]
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The Legendary Pink Dots


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-08-21 13:51 [#00831586]
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Yeah Yeah Yeahs.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-08-21 13:51 [#00831587]
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ya know.. the beatles is pretty stupid name.. it's clever
for like the first 10 minutes.. not that their music is bad,
it's great classic stuff, but they opened the doors to many
other bad-pun, wanna-be-clever band names..


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-08-21 13:51 [#00831588]
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Cfern,

Yeah but its u-ziq isn't it?


 

offline atgmartin from DeathMallMegaComplexville (United States) on 2003-08-21 13:52 [#00831589]
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!!!
Or chk-chk-chk, however it's pronounced.


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-08-21 13:53 [#00831591]
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Beatles yeah what a dumb name I've often thought that. Just
goes to show you could have the most silliest name and it
won't matter.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-08-21 13:53 [#00831593]
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Timmy Techno ha ha!


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-08-21 13:53 [#00831594]
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you swallowed a maracas?


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-08-21 13:54 [#00831595]
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Bananarama is one that springs to mind


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-08-21 13:54 [#00831596]
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thats my future bands name inspired by atgmartin


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-08-21 13:56 [#00831597]
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Flock of Seagulls, Spandeau Ballet. What the fuck is that
all about? Mascara-wearing mulleted poofs. ho ho!


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-21 14:09 [#00831604]
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wevie stonder


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-08-21 14:12 [#00831606]
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Agreed.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-08-21 14:20 [#00831610]
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TOURETTE'S SYNDROME

A really underground death metal band here in the states -
and god do they suck some purple donkey asshole. They've got
two singers - one with a low growl that sounds like puking,
and another with a high voice like Beavis in Beavis and
Butthead.

And they have such great songs (all under one minute) with
titles such as:
Raped Fucking Whore
Where's Jesus Now, Bitch


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-08-21 14:21 [#00831613]
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Reverend Poky Punge is a pretty bad name - but the band
themselves is satirical death metal along the lines of GWAR,
but with more growling. Download RETARD SNUFF PORN. It's
fucking hilarious.


 

offline epsy from Afghanistan on 2003-08-21 14:24 [#00831616]
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wham!, fine young cannibals, alan parson's project


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-21 14:29 [#00831625]
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dick delicious and the tasty testicles


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-08-21 14:30 [#00831627]
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ehhh.... 'A'


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-21 14:31 [#00831628]
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Aphex Twin :|
Boards of Canada :|
Squarepusher :|
Autechre :S



 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-08-21 14:34 [#00831629]
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The lead singer of Tourette's Syndrome is called Wife
Beater.

But while on the subject of stupidity, how about just plain
stupid bands? Like A-Teens. A group of teenyboppers -
covering ABBA songs. Torture. Pure torture.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-08-21 14:34 [#00831630]
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the lone rangers


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-08-21 14:39 [#00831638]
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hahaha airheads


 

offline uzim on 2003-08-21 14:51 [#00831647]
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http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=MISS70308081...

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=MISS70308081...

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=MISS70308081...

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=MISS70308081...

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=MISS70308081...

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=MISS70308081...

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=MISS70308081...

etc.



 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-08-21 14:55 [#00831650]
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What the fuck is wrong with Kool G Rap?


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2003-08-21 14:55 [#00831651]
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Hey! DJ Weight Problem is kinda cool. Heheh 'Super Shit
666'.

-P



 

offline uzim on 2003-08-21 15:02 [#00831659]
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DJ Xammax > dunno, the name sounded funny to me. "Kool G Rap
& DJ Polo"...

haven't heard anything any of these bands have done anyway
=)


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-08-21 15:19 [#00831666]
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deftones


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-08-21 15:20 [#00831667]
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radiohead


 


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