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C738
from Outer Space on 2003-08-21 09:08 [#00831142]
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I really need to talk about this. I really do :(.
Last saturday night I was cycling home, when suddenly a bright light in the sky appeared. It came closer and how hard I cycled, it flew above me at last.
I got beamed up, with bicycle and all. They strapped me on a table and then they made me watch them perform horrible experiments on my bicycle.
I cant sleep anymore. And I have 40 small holes in my tires. The saddle... I think there's a small metal chip under the leather...
Please help...
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teapot
from Paddington (Australia) on 2003-08-21 09:11 [#00831147]
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now that IS a scenario :(
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2003-08-21 09:11 [#00831149]
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what color is your bike?
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atgmartin
from DeathMallMegaComplexville (United States) on 2003-08-21 09:12 [#00831150]
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-08-21 09:12 [#00831152]
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I recommend you see a man named Klasky Omutech - he legally changed his name to avoid capture by the government. He knows all of the alien conspiracy and has studied their technology and may know how to disable it. You can find him by searching on Google for "Omutech Industries" and then clicking on the link that reads "Firestone tire technology" - it's a front they use so outsiders can't find them, or stumble across them and foolhardishly release their info to the wrong individuals. Godspeed, sir, and fight the power!
Either that, or lay off the acid.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-08-21 09:13 [#00831154]
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the real question is what kind of seat does your bike have?
if it's one of those bannana ones, then that's pretty awesome.
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C738
from Outer Space on 2003-08-21 09:16 [#00831158]
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They surely were out to obtain more info about my bicycle's leightweight carbon frame.
*shivers*
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-21 09:19 [#00831163]
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a similar thing happened to me... but it was me they did horrible things to, and the bike had to watch.
Poor thing, he won't go straight anymore...
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-08-21 09:24 [#00831171]
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haha that cracked me up
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2003-08-21 09:31 [#00831184]
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is it pulling in the left or in the right?
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-08-21 10:49 [#00831245]
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You been watching those X-Files re-runs a bit too much? :P
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C738
from Outer Space on 2003-08-22 04:23 [#00832374]
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I dont think this is the right thread to be joking about the topic :(.
The biCycle is quite okay right no. But I still see that part when they yanked out the chain over and over again...
HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!
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nobsmuggler
from silly mid-off on 2003-08-22 04:27 [#00832377]
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i have sympothy for you i lost a big wheel that way it never sat quite right again
*runs into corner sobbing
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Hiller_
from Tornio (Finland) on 2003-08-22 04:29 [#00832379]
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And i thought i'm the only crazy person here... phew
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C738
from Outer Space on 2003-08-22 07:12 [#00832542]
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I'm normal
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Hiller_
from Tornio (Finland) on 2003-08-25 06:18 [#00835720]
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You wish
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-08-25 06:21 [#00835726]
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hahahahaha
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-08-25 06:26 [#00835728]
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I have an alien that lives up my ass
he did go missing the other night so perhaps it was him getting up to no good again >=o/
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uzim
on 2003-08-25 06:43 [#00835730]
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a friend of mine has a weird pervert bicycle - the saddle rises by itself sometimes when he sits on it, maybe trying to abuse him......
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C738
from Outer Space on 2003-08-25 10:44 [#00835940]
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Things are getting worse. I am being followed around by guys in black suits. They wear black hats and they drive a black van with a grey bicycle on the side.
I dont trust this...
I'm scared!
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uviol
from United States on 2003-08-25 11:00 [#00835953]
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Ahh the men in black. I have heard all about these guys and their fascination with ball point pens.
Just throw a few packages of cheap Bics at em and maybe they'll go away :).
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-08-25 11:01 [#00835957]
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they are just extraterrestrial bicycle anti-repairmen .. pay them no mind..
they just feed off the destruction of two-wheel transportation,.. just popping the tires or scraping the paint gives them a huge rush of power and authority. they especially love children’s bikes with the colorful cartoons paintjobs and whatnot, as the more bright the paint the more potent it is for fuel for the mothership, and "food" for the almighty sprocket demigod creature, who's also got a special partiality for ten-speeds..
but now i've said too much..
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C738
from Outer Space on 2003-08-25 11:35 [#00836000]
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YES! That describes them EXACTLY!
I'll get some bics then
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magiker
from Östersund (Sweden) on 2003-08-25 11:57 [#00836015]
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I am in no way experienced, but my great grandmother learned many a wise things while she lived in Russia.
Amongst other things, she learned that young men could avoid extra terrestrial influence in their lives if they dipped their schlong in honey and slept like that for nine days in a row.
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C738
from Outer Space on 2003-08-26 04:45 [#00836808]
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already tried that
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Hiller_
from Tornio (Finland) on 2003-08-26 23:56 [#00837980]
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Yeah, do that. Get some pictures.
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-08-26 23:59 [#00837982]
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really.. i heard corn syrup..
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-27 03:44 [#00838097]
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to the left...
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glass_eater
from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-08-27 03:51 [#00838110]
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still that bike story ? -_-
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-08-27 03:54 [#00838118]
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:D!
Cool story.
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