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The coolest song title ever....?
 

Fresch from Trondheim, Norway on 2001-11-06 15:59 [#00049082]



It doesn't have to be Aphex.....i guess my favourite is
River Of Smack by Funki Porcini. I know it's a stupid
question to answer, but, hey, that's what we're here
for.....


 

Ophecks on 2001-11-06 16:03 [#00049088]



Mine is Icct Hedral, or I am the Walrus.
Alberto Balsalm makes me think of shampoo, and I aslo like
Cfern by Autechre, reminds me of pine trees. Ha.


 

Fresch from Trondheim, Norway on 2001-11-06 16:06 [#00049089]



"Mookid" is a nice one, too.


 

phiz from Amsterdam on 2001-11-06 16:07 [#00049090]



several species of small furry animals gathered together in
a cave grooving to a pict


 

Ophecks on 2001-11-06 16:10 [#00049091]



If I wasn't a Pink Floyd fan, I'd think you were a
blithering idiot.


 

2-MePhNMePr2N from words on a gravestone on 2001-11-06 17:31 [#00049115]



Bronchusevenmx24.
(is is it Bronchu Seven or Bronchus Even???oooh scary
mysterioussss)
Second Bad Vilbel.
(Bad BAD Vilbel. Go to your room. No! Second room! SECOND,
Bad Vilbel. Damn that vilbel.)
Pen Expers.
(we ARE the Pen Experts. Expers. Come to us with your penis.
Pen. Problems. We are expers. We can help good.)

and finally

the best one ever

yes, I know, you've all been waiting

heeere doggies:: look::

"V I S c o s e P o i s e"

Why? Many of you non-aspiringchemists probably all lie awake
at night in your beddies thinking: what does it mean?? VI
Scose?? Six Scose?? What's a scose?? Six of them?? Six
Scoses??

WELL:

The "Viscose Process" is a process invented sometime around
the 1950s by those idiot wannabe-alchemists who had just
then discovered benzene's ring structure and hadn't even
created the IUPAC and suchsoforth. Viscose is, guess what, a
type of DRESS MATERIAL. You make DRESSES out of it.

You also make other things.

(shifty look;

sunglasses with moustache

put

on

quickly!)

and the fact, that it's a poise! It's poised! Thus the
clanky metal thingies and the daylight-sounding synth notes.
It all viscose-your superhero-ready for action. Ready to fly
and save the viscose-clothed women at any second
notice---READY FOR ACTION, READY TO DO BATTLE,
raaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrhere comes mothra

*BRKKKKMMM*

(explosions)

Confield is also, a good LP to put onwhen (now, I have
experience with these so I can tellya they're 100% money
back better than trying to understand Confield with no help
at all)

1) obliviously smoked completely utterly stoned out of your
eyeballs
2)reading Kafka.
3)reading Joyce.
4)reading Proust.


 

Track 3 from Warp on 2001-11-06 17:32 [#00049116]



Through Your Eyes by Piss


 

DblHeLX from the moon on 2001-11-06 17:36 [#00049119]



wow 2-MePhNMePr2N just blew away the goofy post
compitition!
BRA--VO!!


 

Mylanta Jones on 2001-11-06 19:31 [#00049157]



detachable PENIS....


 

Jimmy on 2001-11-06 21:32 [#00049198]



isn't that a wesley willis song? he doesnt count, he's
crazy.


 

Narkotic from Orange County, California, USA on 2001-11-06 21:38 [#00049200]



no dumbass, revolting cocks


 

Mylanta Jones on 2001-11-06 21:47 [#00049202]



goddamn...you people must not remember the eighties..and
early ninties......or where you only 3 years old at the
time? shit man...isa good song...one which must be
appreciated....


 

fuck dis shit up on 2001-11-06 21:52 [#00049206]



Lifes a bag of revel en im still lookin for the orange 1.
not a song but the lyrics to a song, i dont ge a fuck wat
this thread is a bout


 

Jimmy on 2001-11-06 22:41 [#00049219]



fuck you I could have sworn that was a wesley willis song.
jesus this board is so fucking bad because of assholes like
you and morons like the people who say "uh apex or aphex?"


 

Narkotic from Orange County, California, USA on 2001-11-06 23:34 [#00049222]



shut your hole, using all those nasty words makes you look
like the asshole


 

MeatCutter on 2001-11-07 01:08 [#00049229]



fuck god in the face!
haha


 

od from perth on 2001-11-07 01:23 [#00049235]



ha ha you got date raped

by anal cunt.


 

Ophecks on 2001-11-07 01:30 [#00049236]



I have a stupid Black Sabbath cover album, and one of the
bands is Anal Cunt. They really suck.


 

Clobe Smith from over here on 2001-11-07 01:35 [#00049240]



"one of these days i'm going to cut you into little pieces"
- pink floyd (yeah, i know it's half that on meddle, but i
got it from live at pompeii)


 

Ophecks on 2001-11-07 01:36 [#00049242]



Isn't Echoes out yet?
I think I'll go buy that tomorrow, if so.


 

Ophecks on 2001-11-07 01:37 [#00049243]



And I also nominate Hangable Autobulb, it just sounds nice,
dunnit?


 

Clobe Smith from over here on 2001-11-07 01:38 [#00049245]



echoes came out today. i was reading how none of the songs
are in chronological order, and that they kinda bleed into
eachother like dark side.

and it appears david gilmour and roger waters are still not
talking. heh


 

Taxi on 2001-11-07 03:14 [#00049258]



Detachable Penus was writen by King Missle. THe album is
called happy hour. The best song on that album is Phillip
Glass.

Right now, I think the best track name would have to be
FSOL's "Smoking Japanese Babe"


 

Quoth from Lincoln on 2001-11-07 04:41 [#00049263]



SATAN GAVE ME A TACO - The Work of Beck


 

DeLtoiD from there on 2001-11-07 04:44 [#00049264]



I sold you dog to a chinese restaurant.
-Anal Cunt


 

Clobe Smith from over here on 2001-11-07 05:36 [#00049265]



mtv makes me want to smoke crack. hehe, beck is cool


 

Barrett, Syd from T dot. on 2001-11-07 06:38 [#00049266]



King Missle rocks. That's a great album.

i don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.

taking drugs to make music to take drugs to


 

Chrispy from UK on 2001-11-07 09:00 [#00049274]



Sit on my face


 

vi scose poise on 2001-11-07 10:46 [#00049329]



VI SCOSE POISE
ARCH CARRIER
LENTIC CATACHRESIS



 

2-Me0-PhNMePr2N from (((trapped in hyperspace))) on 2001-11-07 16:18 [#00049405]



Yeah, Arch Carrier. I forgot that one.


 

GreenEmber from happyland on 2001-11-07 19:00 [#00049491]



fascist jock itch -- skinny puppy


 

member on 2001-11-07 19:06 [#00049493]



a penis is a big clit with a pisshole

-vsnares


 

aperson on 2001-11-07 19:30 [#00049495]



I sent concentration camp footage to america's funniest homo
videos...

By anal cunt =]


 

Wizard MaC from Amersfoort on 2001-11-07 20:24 [#00049504]



"Last night a dj killed my dog"-Mr Oizo



 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-07 23:40 [#00049533]



for group name I like Rhymes with Orange, cause you see,
nothing rhymes with orange... ya get it huh? DO YOU GET IT
OR WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from From my "Special place" on 2001-11-07 23:50 [#00049536]



"Talking shit about a pretty sunset"

THE BARON HAS SPOKEN! I WORK DOWN AT THE VIDEO STORE MAKING
SOME CHANGE !


 

Quoth from Lincoln on 2001-11-08 00:12 [#00049542]



The Funkmaster: No way.... try this one....

Sofa Kingdom

lol


 

drugiebowzer from uoyoutland on 2001-11-08 00:13 [#00049543]



"Morrisey rides the cock horse"......by some punk band,
maybe NomeansNo...


 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2001-11-08 05:18 [#00049628]



"death to all culture snitches"
by, plaid


 

Gav from cleethorpes on 2001-11-11 15:13 [#00050460]



Magic Theatre by Kula Shaker is a pretty interesting song
title. It's a pretty interesting song too.


 

Taxi on 2001-11-11 15:43 [#00050470]



The best song title is 'smokin japanese babe' by FSOL.

Perfectly suits the song. Sounds good on its own.

FSOL has always been good at names.


 

OrganDonerPanda from "Zoinks!" on 2001-11-11 17:28 [#00050544]



"Talkin' 'bout the smiling death porn immortaility blues" -
Flaming Lips
(They also covered 'detachable penis', fact fans)



 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-11 17:37 [#00050550]



I can't remember if it's a song title, or a band name... I
believe it is a song title however... To Mock a
Killingbird... I always found that amusing...


 

freefone on 2001-11-11 18:17 [#00050564]



i am not batman


 

Quoth from Lincoln on 2001-11-11 18:28 [#00050570]



freefone:

"fuck off" you see... I can be as stupid as you if I want
to, but I am not.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-12 04:30 [#00050862]



How about these:
- Alans Physcadelic Breakfast
- The Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging
- Here Comes the Supernatural Anaesthetist.


 


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