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So, I was finally be able to get the email adress of my further internet girlfriend. Now, the only problem is, I really dont know what the hell I should write her, seriously I dont....Any suggestions !? See, Im horrible boring person myself, What I need is some kind of script, or better a few funny one liners, to get the conversation going....yeah....im lame like this...but its all in good fun ;) |
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and you have such a big mouth on here!! |
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huh? shes your girlfriend..? whats a further girlfriend? |
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:()( |
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tell her you looooooove her how much you loooooove her yeah yeah |
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I meant Future, good christ dont be such a cunt dood....Im very touchy today |
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well i didn't know what the hell you were talking about either actually |
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direct her to page |
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Shit dude, thats GOLD !! Thankx for the link |
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*clicks on link* [...please let it be the one I'm thinking of...] OH YESSS, YES YES YES!! IT IS!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAA!!!! |
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Ok so everybody got my MULLET KID REFERNCE, thats cool...... |
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future internet girlfriend? Thats so funny for so many reasons |
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:( |
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dude, relax. be yourself. believe it or not, your SELF can be more interesting than you yourself believe it to be. |
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man, if you have dating problems on the internet... eeegh |
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or link her to this ever-popular . |
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that site freaks me out everytime.... |
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Yes I HAVE ?! Are you mocking me..... :(.... |
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i'm just expressing my sympathy and disbelief |
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this site roxxx:)) |
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Yes, just be yourself, and if she doesn't like you for who you are, fuck 'er. |
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i know i suck... |
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no, no. just remember she's not really a person, just an e-mail address with a vagina |
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har. Internet love is like ugly porn, but without the porn ... or the ugly ... and with added gayness ... and lameness ... and text ... 'ooh ooh *tweaks nipples*' 'oh i like that' 'im 85' ' ...' |
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lol! |
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Make a clip like this to impress her: |
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i seriously had no idea what you where talking about future further O_o |
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This thread sucks now....... :( |
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unlucky. |
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tell her what you've been doing, how your feeling, what your planning, films you've seen, books youve read etc just chit chat |
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act like you normally would in a comparable real-life situation. in fact, why not meet up if that's doable? much less akward, it seems to me |
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act like you normally would in a comparable real-life situation. Fine, Ill do this and not say anything at all..... |
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you can say lots of things without saying anything at all mate, that's the beauty :) |
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My usual e-mail's to Jar are Hi I'm bored Talk to me or Do you need me to get any bog roll on the way home? |
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I seriously want a Realdoll |
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