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Murray
from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-18 15:37 [#00827175]
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Like the endless blackness of space...that journees into the casum of clams!
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-18 15:39 [#00827177]
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go to bed
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-08-18 15:39 [#00827178]
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I concur. Black indeed. Very...dark colour is black
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eXXailon
from purgatory on 2003-08-18 15:40 [#00827179]
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Thank you for these wonderful words.
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-18 15:41 [#00827182]
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casum? Or chasm?
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-18 15:41 [#00827183]
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see im pretty sure casum isnt a word, but phonetically, i figure you're trying for chasm
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Murray
from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-18 15:42 [#00827185]
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thats the one, cheers.
I saw the phot that Phresch but on the hair colouring thread and i thought i would put it up to see if anyone would add more to the witty banter.
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-18 15:43 [#00827186]
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put it up where?
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-08-18 15:43 [#00827187]
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oh I wasn`t lookin at her hair. ha ha. just kiddinnng!
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-08-18 15:44 [#00827190]
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not to sound like a smartass, but BLACK isn't a color according to most art appreciation classes I've taken. It's just a very very dark shade of another colour.
God, I hope I don't sound like a dick. There I go again, running my mouth....
*hits himself in head with baseball bat*
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Murray
from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-18 15:44 [#00827192]
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The message, on the board, this one
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-18 15:45 [#00827193]
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*not to sound like a smartass, but COLOR isnt a word, you americans made it up. :p
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-18 15:45 [#00827194]
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HE SHOOTS HE SCORES
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-08-18 15:45 [#00827195]
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well dark shades are the new black as far as i know. At least thats what my battered copy of Womans Own tells me.
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-08-18 15:51 [#00827199]
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lol
hahaha women. they so crazy.
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-18 15:58 [#00827214]
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THE NICE PAINTER AND HIS WIFE
[CH and AW are in the countryside, painting landscapes]
CH That's a lovely green, isn't it? AW That's lovely. So lush. Just bursting with life. CH Yes, and the thing is - the funny thing with colour - is that I just need to mix in a little bit of purple to set the green off.
AW Mm. As a sort of visual echo to the purple in the heather, hm?
CH Yes, that's right. That's right. Now I must... not get too carried away with the green. Remember to leave some room... for that road and that little house, over there.
AW Mm. I love the, er, dark V that hill's making on the horizon.
CH Yes, it's very dark, isn't it? It's, er, almost... black.
AW Johnny! CH Yes, I shall... I shall need to get the black out. AW Johnny! CH Yes. Black! Black! BLACK! Like the clouds of DEATH that follow me into the Forest of DOOM! And hide in the wardrobe of DARKNESS! BLACK!
[CH smudges black all over his painting] CH BLACK! BLACK! [now he does the same to AW's painting] CH BLACK! BLACK! [then CH kicks the paint box over] CH BLACK! Listen! Listen! Do you HEAR? The moon is weeping in a secret room! They tap at my window, with tiny pools!
[slight pause] AW I-I think we'd better be going home now, Johnny. CH Oh! Oh! The monks are troubled and full of woe! I'm a fly! Trapped in a bottle of shadows!
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Murray
from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-18 16:00 [#00827216]
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Wayhey, someone knew what i was going on about.
Cheers Jarworski, if this thread dwindeled into nothing i would look more stupid than i already am
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-18 16:04 [#00827222]
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[CH and AW are sat high above a picturesque seaside village]
CH I love the sound of the seagulls, don't you, Katie? AW It's very evocative, isn't it? CH It's a lovely sound. Now, I'm just putting some more blue in the water, there. Do you notice how the day goes on, the colour of the sea changes almost by the minute, doesn't it?
AW It's a wonderful blue, isn't it? CH It is lovely. And the reds of the roofs, there, against the water, really jump out at you, don't they?
AW Very vivid. CH And the white walls with those windows, there. Very dark. Almost... black.
AW Johnny. CH Black. Yes. Black. I shall need to get the black out. AW Johnny. CH Black! AW Johnny! CH Black! BLACK! BLACK! [CH squeezes the black tube all over his painting] CH For the sky! And the sea! Black! ALL BLACK! Like the procession of night that leads us into the VALLEY OF DESPAIR!
[CH kicks his easel over, and starts speaking into AW's coat]
CH BLACK! Where are we sleeping tonight, mother? In father's GRAVE?
AW Johnny. CH WE TRY TO HIDE, BUT IT CLAIMS US IN THE END! THE WORLD'S BLAMELESS!
DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! [CH picks up his fold-up chair and throws it to the ground]
AW I think we'd better go home now, dear. CH SO COLD, THE SNOW! SO COLD! ALL THIS - SO FUTILE! [now CH picks up his easel and throws it over the railing] CH I'M BLIND! THE GULLS HAVE PLUCKED OUT MY EYES! [slight pause as CH falls on to all fours on the ground] CH We crawl on our knees towards our doom! Onward, death! Rrrrr-rowf!
Rrrrr-rowf!
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-18 16:13 [#00827228]
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I'm trying to find the best one, I know one of them was just fantastic...
Also, remember the "Ton Swingingen Ringingen Bingingen Plingingen Tingingen Plinkingen Plonkingen Boingingen Triee"? :D
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-18 16:20 [#00827229]
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It looses something in the translation...
[ext. field - where AW and CH are seated, painting and singing merrily]
*2 "...went to mow a meadow, three men, two men, one man and his dog, went to mow a meadow!"
CH Ha-ha-ha! Fresh air and sunshine - eh, Katie? Makes you feel ten years younger.
AW Yes, Johnny - and jolly peckish! CH Ye-he!-es. Did you bring any of that lovely ham? AW Yes - and a couple of those nice pies, from that funny little man in the market.
[AW hands CH a sandwich] CH Oh, lovely. It really is extraordinary, don't you think, the number of different greens there are there. Just broken up by the white of the... sheep.
AW Yes. Do you know, at first I thought they were cows - but, of course, now I hear them bleating.
CH Ha-ha! "Baa-baa- [AW quickly interrupts CH before he can sing that word...] AW "Twinkle, twinkle, lit-tle star! How I wonder what you are..."
CH N-n-no, no, no, no, no - I wasn't singing that, I was sing-
AW Yes you were, Johnny. The tune you were singing was quite clearly, "twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what-
CH No, no I wasn't. No. AW "-you are." CH I was- I was singing the one about sheep. "Baa-baa-" AW No, Johnny! No. A star. A tiny little twinkling star. Forget about the sheep, just think about that star. That tiny little twinkling star, twinkling away in the night sky. All on its own, up there against all that-
[too late, AW realises what her next word must be, and closes her eyes.
CH helpfully completes the sentence for her] CH -black.
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-18 16:20 [#00827231]
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[CH starts brushing the word BLACK over his painting] CH Black. Black! Black! BLACK! BLACK! B-L-A-C-K! [CH picks up his easel and throws it forward] CH LIKE THE ENDLESS BLACKNESS OF SPACE! THAT LEADS TO THE CHASM OF CLAMS!
[CH mimes pincer movements with his hands, thumbs in pockets]
CH MY EYES! MY EYES! [CH spots something in the picnic hamper, pulls out two pork pies and places them in front of his eyes like binoculars]
CH ARE PIES! AND YOURS ARE LIES! [CH crushes the pies, picks up AW's easel and throws that forward]
CH ALL LIES! [slight pause as CH calms down slightly] CH They're here! They're here! They've landed on the pier!
[slight pause as CH kicks their paint boxes and equipment over]
CH Oh, yes? What shall we do with father, mother? Fold him like a ticket, and poke him in a hole?
[CH kicks his fold-up seat, but it just gets caught on his leg, causing him to hop all over the place]
CH PINS! PINS! Is that you, in the buckets box? Making all that noise? OR IS IT BLACK?
AW Johnny! I-I think it's time- CH BLACK! PINS! BLACK! AW -we went home, dear. CH BLACK! BLACK! AW Johnny! CH Black! Bla-
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Dolleater
from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-08-18 16:23 [#00827232]
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eh!?
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uzim
on 2003-08-18 16:50 [#00827240]
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black is beautiful.
CH and AW are silly names (i assume they're abbreviations?) but i like your stories Jarworski!! ^^ BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK CLKBV LAKC CALK LBKA CLKA CLC LBLKA VLKA VLA CXCXXxxx;x ;X?x;,,x;X,x x!!!!
i don't think of black as a sad, depressive nor anything, colour... just beautiful. =)
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corticalstim
from Canada on 2003-08-18 16:56 [#00827249]
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i pretty much only wear black clothing.
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uzim
on 2003-08-18 16:57 [#00827250]
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black.
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