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I just changed the channel onto a childrens show and the first thing i heard was: "Poor tierd hat, i am the magic hairy elf, and i will make some cheese for you" I mean, what the fuck? What's the wierdest thing you've heard on a child's programme? another contender was on an old Pokémon episode where this was said: *loud crash noise* Jessie: What was that? James: it sounded like some type of sound! |
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lol! |
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oh god - too many to list - that and my constant use of marijuana lately has removed almost all of my previous knowledge of television. |
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drugs r bad, mmmkay? |
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*bump* no one? |
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yeah, no cartoons for my kids... some serious stupid shit on there... designed to keep kids attention, so parents dont have to deal... |
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sorry... I used to watch them in Swedish anyway... I liked the pokemone quote you made :D |
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mr blobby once said 'blobby blobby blobby'. how i laughed! we won't see those kind of days anymore... |
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Teletubbies are awesome. i remember one trying to leave by running around the pole in the center of their "house", screaming "leaving! leaving!" and another running after him around the same pole, screaming "stay! stay!". it was great. |
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I never saw that show.. but it does seem, sorry for expressing it like this, retarded. Some people can make good stuff for children, other fuck it up. |
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Hehe, my brain hurts when I see the Teletubbies. The actors must be on meths or something. How mellow can it get without drugs? |
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whatever happened to all the good kids shows.. i remember there being interesting halfway funny cartoons and kid shows on when i was younger, now everything for the kids today is just stupid as hell.. |
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Just watch the Teletubbies, that show says some of the dumbest things I've ever heard. And it's scary too... |
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yeah ^^ it's retarded to DEATH!! =) |
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Something genuinely hilarious was on Rugrats the other day: voiceover: And of course...the great Tommy Pickles who has the ability to talk to pants! and latrer on in the show *silence* Tommy: Umm...Chuckie, can i talk to your pants now? |
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hehe |
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songs for kids are ofthen also stupid... there's an old song (written) for kids that goes: "ser du apelsinen i gardinen" it's fucking surreal... it means: "can you see the orange [the fruit] in the curtain?" |
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lol thats great |
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Childrens TV shows shouldn't be about escaping reality - they have no reality to escape from really (if they live a safe/normal life). They should learn stuff from watching... like old fables. They're really sweet. |
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also another great one from Spongebob: Patrick: Your not ugly Spongebob! here let me tell you a story that relates to you. It's called the Ugly Barnical. Once upon a time there was an ugly barnical. He was so ugly that everyone died...the end! Oh and something thats not really ment for children but a cartoon none the rest, Calculon from Futurama summing up Benders audition. Calculon: Bahh! That audition was so bad i think you gave me cancer! |
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Yep, I agree. I think most kids TV nowadays is absolute dross and there's no way I'd park any child of mine in front of them for hours at a time. A technique used by the same parents who claim their kids have A.D.D. and use this as an excuse for their children;s shitty behaviour (read: "Parent's shitty parenting"). |
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agreed |
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I read an article in which the US military at Guantanamo Bay said they were using the theme song from Barney to psychologically break the captives. What the fuck is it doing to kids then? |
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it's hurting them. |
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Yeah I heard about that. I know they've been using music for years in a similair way to mentally exhaust hostage takers (Money for Nothing by Dire Straits is one of the most effective, I kid you not). They've recently used it as a pre interrogation tool. Apparently childrens TV themes are "culturally offensive" to the people of Iraq and as such are effective for breaking them. |
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There's probably subliminal messages hidden within childrens TV telling them to 'not question authority', 'consume', 'money is your God', 'love your servitude' etc., etc. Pernicious and sinister? Or have I watched 'They Live' one too many times? |
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where have you heard that about the subliminal messages? |
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He said probably... mind you, I'd not be suprised if there was. Bit like the American airforce landing choppers in kids school yards. I can't remember the reason they gave, but it's most likely to desensitise the next generation to seeing the military on their doorstep to help prevent insurrecitons... |
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well I was just wondering if he had read something about it somewhere... |
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whoa, I pretty much agree with everything said here, that's ace. I think the first post takes the cake of ridiculous kids television, but how bout them Power Rangers, I mean, wtf? |
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there was a pokemon episode where ash said "only one of us can halucinate at a time, misty" |
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I remember watching an episode of the teletubbies once. Aside from being to scared to change the channel this is what I saw: They played some video on there dumb looking tv on the stomach, after 5 min it was over, and might I add the video was mindless shit, like children collecting eggs from chickens and other strange things, but after it was over they yelled, "Let watch that again!" And you know what? They played the whole damn thing again. then there is that scary sun with the baby in it, it makes me want to scream, it's no wonder there are so many murders here. |
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scary sun with the baby in it thats probably the only thing i remember about that show.. its probably good i dont remember anything else about it.. |
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If only I could forget.... |
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