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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-15 15:20 [#00823831]
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me and xammax were talking about Thom Yorke and his left eye, which is, as you all probably know, kind of closed and he can see very little with it..
now xammax had this quote by Yorke:
I can kind of see. I can judge if I'm going to hit something, but that's about it.
i don't know why really, but i had to laugh out loud when i read that sentence, i thought it was funny, sad but funny esp. the second phrase.
well he couldn't see the humour in it and didn't understand why i laughed ("sicko", "I really don't see where you're coming from")
now i have to ask, are there more amongst you who had to laugh when reading that quote or am i the only one
nb. i'm not laughing/making fun of the thing he has with his eye, it was just the way he put it here that was funny imo
thanks for answering, ironically i'm very serious about this question :|
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spoonz
from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2003-08-15 15:23 [#00823836]
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i chuckled. only because i laugh when anyone talks about hitting anything with their face or whatever.
i recently got a blackeye from carrying my drunk friend up the stairs (while pissed myself) and tripping into the doorframe >_O
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-15 15:24 [#00823839]
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No, simply because it wasn't very humorous in my opinion. However ONE humorous thing I CAN think of is....
THe MORTOn THEMe SONg!!!!!
ooooooooooh...... *plays flute*
"morton is a dudgy doo, and I don't think he is poo naah naah nah nah nah nah, naah naah nah nah nah nah!"
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Duble0Syx
from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2003-08-15 15:26 [#00823841]
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I find it amusing. Something about the wording..."I can judge if I'm going to hit
something, but that's about it. " that whats was funny. But it is still not good thing.
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-15 15:29 [#00823845]
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that shoudn't read 'dudgy' you p-brane! it's 'Dutchie' !!
'cause i'm from dutchland!
..well holland
...well the Netherlands
..well..
...well hell.
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-08-15 15:31 [#00823847]
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when stevie wonder sang for george w. bush at a 2002 ceremony bush kept waving frantically at stevie wonder to see if he'd respond. this isn't a joke.
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-08-15 15:32 [#00823852]
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No, I didn't find it funny.
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atgmartin
from DeathMallMegaComplexville (United States) on 2003-08-15 15:33 [#00823854]
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So what's wrong with his eye, then. I've noticed that they are not proportional, but does anyone know why? I thought maybe a head injury earlier in life maybe.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-08-15 15:33 [#00823855]
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hahahahahahahaahhaahahaha
well ecverything makes me laught right now
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-15 15:33 [#00823857]
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nope, not funny.
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spoonz
from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2003-08-15 15:35 [#00823859]
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oh good, morton and Jaroen are here, me and a friend (Hapie, from this board) wanted to cover your Morton Rap, for an upcoming (shit) cd. because it's awesome and we actually sing it all the time. but we wanted to make sure first, if we could actually record it. yes? please?
we'll let you hear when it's done :)
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-08-15 15:35 [#00823860]
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because.....
just because4
hahahahahaah
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-08-15 15:36 [#00823863]
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When's a doorr not a doorr?
When it's ajarr...
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2003-08-15 15:36 [#00823864]
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He was born with it permanently shut, so he had to have a string of operations. The last one kinda went wrong, that's why it looks like it does.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-08-15 15:36 [#00823865]
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now THAT was funny.
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2003-08-15 15:36 [#00823867]
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Really?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-15 15:37 [#00823869]
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I mean, for it to be funny he'd have to say something like "For a brief moment I thought, and oh god I hoped, that there was only one black rhinoceros charging me up ahead instead of two, ... but then I remembered I didn't have stereo vision."
or "look what I can do with my missing eye and two forks *starts juggling the three, then drops the eye on accident and when he tries to pick it up he accidently steps on it squashing it, causing him to curse in exclamation, throwing his head back knocking his head on a lamp, thus being forced forward again and accidentally stabbing one of the forks in his other eye thus removing it... and finally starts juggling again with the two forks and the new eye without being able to see*"
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-08-15 15:37 [#00823870]
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GET ONLINEonMSN YOU ANUS
please
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-08-15 15:37 [#00823871]
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Frrom 'I don't know if I like them and I'll maybe get OKC' to this... youuuu animal.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-08-15 15:38 [#00823872]
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that's not funny either
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-15 15:39 [#00823874]
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sure :) send me a copy, i'll send you some bucks
Presley you moron! this is not a joke thread! and yes it was funny! yes!
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-15 15:39 [#00823875]
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the internet is retarded
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-08-15 15:39 [#00823876]
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yes really, unless it's another one of those crazy stories michael moore "made up"
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-08-15 15:39 [#00823877]
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the internet makes you stupid (TM)
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2003-08-15 15:44 [#00823886]
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Don't push me. DON'T PUSH ME.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-08-15 15:51 [#00823899]
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*pushes*
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2003-08-15 15:55 [#00823905]
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I said don't push me
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atgmartin
from DeathMallMegaComplexville (United States) on 2003-08-15 15:56 [#00823906]
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I know a girl with a glass eye. She's hot...
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Polynomial-C
from Netherlands, The on 2003-08-15 15:59 [#00823908]
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copyright Something Awful...
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-17 08:39 [#00825115]
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when i read it today i didn't have to laugh :O
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