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i just noticed that i got this huge fucking red bump on my arm. That wasn't there an hour ago. Should i expect some killer spiders to come out of that anytime now? |
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yes |
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YES I LIKE PIZZA |
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ok,thanx. |
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jimjams |
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YES I LIKE PIZZA |
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flimflams |
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this is when phobe is supposed to show up and say how deeply disappointed he is in all his children |
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I am still disappointed in you, fleetmouse. |
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Look, I can't take this anymore - when I got an A in school it wasn't good enough, it should have been an A+, the boys I brought home were never good enough, I could never press your shirts the way you liked, well it ends now. Tracy has an apartment in the city and I'm moving in with her. Goodbye. I AM GOOD ENOUGH I AM GOOD ENOUGH |
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The art of ignoring a scared guy... |
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"The art of ignoring a scared guy..." exactly ;) my arm is starting to get numb too, no shit. |
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i'd see a doctor. |
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HaaaaHaa........Quick, check your testicles |
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Doesn't Belgium have more species of venomous spiders than any other country on earth, even Australia? Crikey! |
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no, i think russia does |
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not good |
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I dont know whether to be grosses out or concerned :D |
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So this Belgian walks into a bar and says " i just noticed that i got this huge fucking red bump on my arm. That wasn't there an hour ago. Should i expect some killer spiders to come out of that anytime now?" And then a magic wizard appeared from out of the condom machine that had a small picture on it of a conventionally beautiful couple locked in an embrace but the wizard didn't look like either of them, actually he kind of looked like a cross between Don Knotts and qrter, and the old toothless barfly said o god not again and the wizard cast a spell that turned everyone into undead ass loving zombies and the Belgian forgot all about the red bump because he was being sodomized by all the drunk undead zombie creatures and when the red bump burst open it turns out you see that it was full of nanotech mecha-spiders that ate all the zombies and pooped them out as fully reincarnated emotionally well balanced bar patrons sith advanced proictological skills and they magically healed the Belgian's torn open asshole and made the wizard go back into his condom machine forever, well at least until some doofus went to buy condoms BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY and that guy didn't even get laid wtf |
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I don't want to like pizza. I don't want anyone to like pizza. |
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THAT was great. mashnote: go see a doctor, quick! not to freak you out but...i read/saw on the ween forum the other night about this guy who got bit by a spider and it started out as a small red bump but man, you shoulda seen the pics of what happened after a week. eck! GO SEE A DOCTOR NOW |
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, scroll down to almost the bottom. watch out there's some weird shit on there. |
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that won't do. still disappointed. get out the Batman & Robin suits, fleetmouse, we're going for a RIDE!! |
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i too like pizza. bbq chicken pizza! |
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rrrrRRRIGHT!! THAT's IT!! get on your Joker-suit, virginp.!! fleetmouse and me are hunting you DOWN!!!! |
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OMG.... that picture if fucking terrible ..... |
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i will reiterate my point. S E E A D O C T O RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
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