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what do you get if you stab a baby 36 times? an erection. |
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what's funnier than a baby in the oven? a baby in the oven with a clown suit on. |
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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with one still alive. |
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more jokes! |
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How do you castrate a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw. |
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What's more funny than a dead-baby joke? This joke, among others. |
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Or maybe it's funnier. |
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a drunken man in a bar pukes down the front of his shirt. "oh shit," he says to the bartender, "i've puked all over my shirt. my wife is going to nag me all week about it." the bartender says, "i can solve your problem for $20." the man gives him a $20 bill, and the bartender folds it up and slips it into the drunken man's front shirt pocket, and says "just tell your wife that some drunken asshole accidentally puked on you, and he gave you $20 to get your shirt cleaned. problem solved." the man thanks the bartender and heads home. sure enough, the man's wife is at the door, asking him why he's come home covered in puke. the man explains, "some drunken asshole at the bar puked on me," taps his front shirt pocket and says "i've got $20 here that he gave me to get my shirt cleaned." the wife reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out the money. "wait a minute," she says. "there's $40 dollars in your pocket." "yeah," the man replies, "some other asshole took a shit in my pants." |
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why can't hellen keller have kids?? . . . . . . . . cause she's dead |
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