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offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-05 17:48 [#00810615]
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I have a huge scab on my leg. it is about 5-6 inches long
and 2-3 inches wide.

it is about a week old now.

i know i shouldn't do it but
picking at this thing feels soo damn good...


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-08-05 17:50 [#00810618]
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Leg scabs are great with a little balsamic vinegar.


 

offline Scabs Codeine from L.A. (United States) on 2003-08-05 17:51 [#00810620]
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I thought this was a thread about your undying love for
me......................my mistake.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-08-05 17:52 [#00810621]
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pick it and eat it - scabs taste awesome!


 

offline Scabs Codeine from L.A. (United States) on 2003-08-05 17:55 [#00810625]
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"......scabs taste awesome!"

Thanks!........

........oh, there I go again...........



 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-08-05 17:58 [#00810630]
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cooooool. siiiiiick. but cooooool.

i love scabs.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-08-05 17:58 [#00810631]
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I'm sure you taste awesome too :)


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-05 17:58 [#00810632]
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do they really?

i am reluctant to eat it. partially because there was an
awful lot of dirt in the wound when the scab formed. and
partially because... well.. i can't think of any other good
reasons.

if i can get up the nerve to eat some i will post my
cullinary review.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-08-05 17:59 [#00810636]
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they don't taste nearly as good as dry bogeys.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-08-05 18:02 [#00810640]
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It's the dried blood that really gives it the great taste -
then you have the slightly flakey, slightly chewy texture !
they beat boogers hands down !


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-08-05 18:02 [#00810643]
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oh dude thats fucking gross


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-05 18:04 [#00810649]
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after sampling my "natural bandage" i have to suspect that
your assertion that 'scabs taste awsome' was an
exaggeration. it didn't really taste like anything and
also, the act of tasting my scab has unexpectedly lowered my
general opinion of myself.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-08-05 18:04 [#00810652]
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i had a big scab on my face once.

...yeah. i shouldn't have picked at it.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-08-05 18:06 [#00810655]
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didn't youe enjoy it? I like the taste of blood anyway - if
I bleed, I always lick it - so delicious !


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2003-08-05 18:06 [#00810656]
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splendid


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-05 18:08 [#00810661]
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pick it and rub salt into it, it wil heal much faster


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-08-05 18:12 [#00810666]
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Sulphuric acid works a treat for healing scabs as well,
works best while rubbing leeches on your eyes.


 

offline joakimlinden from Skövde (Sweden) on 2003-08-05 18:13 [#00810667]
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what is scabs exactly?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-08-05 18:14 [#00810669]
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oh my god thats fucking disgusting


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-08-05 18:18 [#00810676]
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the act of tasting my scab has unexpectedly lowered my
general opinion of myself.


That is quite possibly the finest sequence of words ever
composed in the English language. Bravo!


 

offline KainiIndustries from over the roof floats billy on 2003-08-05 19:04 [#00810740]
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Proper blood pudding is possibly one of the nicest
things ever invented... blood pudding, sausage and onion
omelette mmmmm!


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-08-05 19:40 [#00810825]
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I know, it's fucking hilarious.

=)


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-05 23:30 [#00811053]
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as of this evening i have picked away a good 10 percent of
the total original and it has done nothing to raise my self
esteem.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-08-05 23:34 [#00811058]
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the threshold lies past the 50% mark.

Once there, you are fully committed to the removal of the
entire area.

It's the scab law of halves.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-08-05 23:34 [#00811059]
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hahahahaahohhhahaahahahahhahaah !!!!!!!!! damn, this post
has made me forget all about my breakup. fucking hilarious.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-08-05 23:35 [#00811060]
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oh god evolume you slay me.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-08-06 01:01 [#00811118]
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I feel ill now, after reading this


 

offline mimi on 2003-08-06 01:04 [#00811119]
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me too. i vote for evolume to glue the thing back on.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-08-06 01:11 [#00811121]
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Or at least put a bandage on it


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-06 10:10 [#00811842]
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Mabye you haven't heard but a scab is "nature's
bandage." To put an artificial bandage over it would be to
offer a direct affront to the caring hand of mother nature.
I, for one, am not so self righteous.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-06 10:14 [#00811846]
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Wow it has been a hell of a long time since I have had a
scab.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-06 10:20 [#00811852]
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i eat my scabs


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-06 10:20 [#00811853]
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Vile


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-08-06 10:48 [#00811884]
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Depends on how gooey they are :S


 

offline xceque on 2003-08-06 11:04 [#00811904]
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You sick, sick bunch of foul depraved bastards! Picking
scabs and then eating it! Bet you're all chugging down your
own snot too. Filthy buggers. Scabs, indeed! Anyway everyone
knows it's the most satisfying to pick off at leat 50% in
one go, if it's a really big one, before eating it.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-06 11:05 [#00811905]
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yeah, me too. picking it is almost nostalgically
gratifying. if only i had a digital camera that i could
share with you the glory of this dermal abomination.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-06 11:08 [#00811908]
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Best to pretend you're waxing your legs I guess


 

offline pyro5hit9rind from Pickering (Canada) on 2003-08-06 14:11 [#00812072]
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oh dear god

sounds delicious. i could go for a scab right now. too bad i
havent had one in a couple of months. perhaps a year.

that can be fixed

*whack!


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-06 14:36 [#00812098]
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I wore pants today instead of shorts so that my co-workers
would look me in the eye when conversing rather than
repeatedly glancing down at my scab and grimacing.


 

offline pyro5hit9rind from Pickering (Canada) on 2003-08-06 14:41 [#00812102]
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good idea


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-13 10:55 [#00819859]
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hey, i just got picture posting ability so if any of you
were wondering, this is what my scab looked like 1 week
ago... this is an actual picture taken with my eyeballs,
processed by my brain and printed with my mouse.


Attached picture

 

offline pyro5hit9rind from Pickering (Canada) on 2003-08-13 10:58 [#00819866]
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it looks healthy.

GO MS PAINT!!!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-13 11:02 [#00819877]
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nice.


 


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