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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-05 17:48 [#00810615]
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I have a huge scab on my leg. it is about 5-6 inches long and 2-3 inches wide.
it is about a week old now.
i know i shouldn't do it but picking at this thing feels soo damn good...
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-08-05 17:50 [#00810618]
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Leg scabs are great with a little balsamic vinegar.
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Scabs Codeine
from L.A. (United States) on 2003-08-05 17:51 [#00810620]
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I thought this was a thread about your undying love for me......................my mistake.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-08-05 17:52 [#00810621]
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pick it and eat it - scabs taste awesome!
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Scabs Codeine
from L.A. (United States) on 2003-08-05 17:55 [#00810625]
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"......scabs taste awesome!"
Thanks!........
........oh, there I go again...........
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2003-08-05 17:58 [#00810630]
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cooooool. siiiiiick. but cooooool.
i love scabs.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-08-05 17:58 [#00810631]
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I'm sure you taste awesome too :)
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-05 17:58 [#00810632]
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do they really?
i am reluctant to eat it. partially because there was an awful lot of dirt in the wound when the scab formed. and partially because... well.. i can't think of any other good reasons.
if i can get up the nerve to eat some i will post my cullinary review.
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2003-08-05 17:59 [#00810636]
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they don't taste nearly as good as dry bogeys.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-08-05 18:02 [#00810640]
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It's the dried blood that really gives it the great taste - then you have the slightly flakey, slightly chewy texture ! they beat boogers hands down !
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-08-05 18:02 [#00810643]
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oh dude thats fucking gross
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-05 18:04 [#00810649]
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after sampling my "natural bandage" i have to suspect that your assertion that 'scabs taste awsome' was an exaggeration. it didn't really taste like anything and also, the act of tasting my scab has unexpectedly lowered my general opinion of myself.
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ambsace
from canaDUH. on 2003-08-05 18:04 [#00810652]
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i had a big scab on my face once.
...yeah. i shouldn't have picked at it.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-08-05 18:06 [#00810655]
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didn't youe enjoy it? I like the taste of blood anyway - if I bleed, I always lick it - so delicious !
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S M Pennyworth
from East Timor on 2003-08-05 18:06 [#00810656]
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splendid
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-05 18:08 [#00810661]
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pick it and rub salt into it, it wil heal much faster
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2003-08-05 18:12 [#00810666]
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Sulphuric acid works a treat for healing scabs as well, works best while rubbing leeches on your eyes.
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joakimlinden
from Skövde (Sweden) on 2003-08-05 18:13 [#00810667]
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what is scabs exactly?
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-08-05 18:14 [#00810669]
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oh my god thats fucking disgusting
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-08-05 18:18 [#00810676]
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the act of tasting my scab has unexpectedly lowered my general opinion of myself.
That is quite possibly the finest sequence of words ever composed in the English language. Bravo!
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KainiIndustries
from over the roof floats billy on 2003-08-05 19:04 [#00810740]
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Proper blood pudding is possibly one of the nicest things ever invented... blood pudding, sausage and onion omelette mmmmm!
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-08-05 19:40 [#00810825]
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I know, it's fucking hilarious.
=)
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-05 23:30 [#00811053]
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as of this evening i have picked away a good 10 percent of the total original and it has done nothing to raise my self esteem.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-08-05 23:34 [#00811058]
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the threshold lies past the 50% mark.
Once there, you are fully committed to the removal of the entire area.
It's the scab law of halves.
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-08-05 23:34 [#00811059]
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hahahahaahohhhahaahahahahhahaah !!!!!!!!! damn, this post has made me forget all about my breakup. fucking hilarious.
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-08-05 23:35 [#00811060]
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oh god evolume you slay me.
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-08-06 01:01 [#00811118]
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I feel ill now, after reading this
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mimi
on 2003-08-06 01:04 [#00811119]
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me too. i vote for evolume to glue the thing back on.
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-08-06 01:11 [#00811121]
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Or at least put a bandage on it
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-06 10:10 [#00811842]
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Mabye you haven't heard but a scab is "nature's bandage." To put an artificial bandage over it would be to offer a direct affront to the caring hand of mother nature. I, for one, am not so self righteous.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-08-06 10:14 [#00811846]
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Wow it has been a hell of a long time since I have had a scab.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-06 10:20 [#00811852]
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i eat my scabs
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-08-06 10:20 [#00811853]
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Vile
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-08-06 10:48 [#00811884]
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Depends on how gooey they are :S
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xceque
on 2003-08-06 11:04 [#00811904]
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You sick, sick bunch of foul depraved bastards! Picking scabs and then eating it! Bet you're all chugging down your own snot too. Filthy buggers. Scabs, indeed! Anyway everyone knows it's the most satisfying to pick off at leat 50% in one go, if it's a really big one, before eating it.
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-06 11:05 [#00811905]
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yeah, me too. picking it is almost nostalgically gratifying. if only i had a digital camera that i could share with you the glory of this dermal abomination.
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-06 11:08 [#00811908]
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Best to pretend you're waxing your legs I guess
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pyro5hit9rind
from Pickering (Canada) on 2003-08-06 14:11 [#00812072]
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oh dear god
sounds delicious. i could go for a scab right now. too bad i havent had one in a couple of months. perhaps a year.
that can be fixed *whack!
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-06 14:36 [#00812098]
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I wore pants today instead of shorts so that my co-workers would look me in the eye when conversing rather than repeatedly glancing down at my scab and grimacing.
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pyro5hit9rind
from Pickering (Canada) on 2003-08-06 14:41 [#00812102]
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good idea
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-13 10:55 [#00819859]
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hey, i just got picture posting ability so if any of you were wondering, this is what my scab looked like 1 week ago... this is an actual picture taken with my eyeballs, processed by my brain and printed with my mouse.
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pyro5hit9rind
from Pickering (Canada) on 2003-08-13 10:58 [#00819866]
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it looks healthy.
GO MS PAINT!!!
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-13 11:02 [#00819877]
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nice.
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