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offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-03 13:14 [#00806802]
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Massages are really nice. They can, even for just a short
moment, improve your life and make you feel great.

ok, fellow members...

* What are your experiences in getting massages?
* What are your favourite areas, to have massaged?...
* Are you any good at massaging,
and/or do you have any tips for the unexperienced people?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-03 13:15 [#00806804]
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It all starrts off innocent enough...


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-03 13:15 [#00806805]
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this is quite possibly the most interesting thread i have
ever seen in my life


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-03 13:16 [#00806808]
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you into massaging?


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-03 13:18 [#00806810]
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i massage myself sometimes yeah.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-08-03 13:19 [#00806815]
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sorry to be blunt but i`m prone to massaging my banana of
love


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-03 13:20 [#00806818]
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thanks for all the serious replies =/


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-08-03 13:20 [#00806819]
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heh

massages are the king

especially the pressure points round the head and neck


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-08-03 13:20 [#00806820]
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massages are nice but scratching feet and backs are even
nicer


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2003-08-03 13:20 [#00806821]
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I like it when they touch my nuts.


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-08-03 13:21 [#00806822]
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i should pay for a good massage


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-03 13:23 [#00806829]
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No i've neverr gone forr a 'massage'. I would like one I
guess, I feel tense.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-08-03 13:26 [#00806836]
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i was watching this thing on tv once where someone was
teaching massaging techniques, any way the woman said that a
guys g-spot is at the bottom of his back between the tail
bone and the spine.

she said get someone to work that spot for 5 mins and see
what happens. from experience it works


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-03 13:27 [#00806838]
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nice tip...
thanks


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-03 13:28 [#00806839]
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I hearrd it is up the anus, which i think is corrrrect.
Which I can't help feeling is a shame rreally.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-08-03 13:32 [#00806842]
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haha, a shame that is, hahah


 

offline Resident Evil from heat some coffee, mmm, mmm (Australia) on 2003-08-03 20:23 [#00807310]
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I have never had a massage, but from watching some massages
on health television programs I feel very refreshed :)
Really! I don't why, but I feel relaxed watching people get
massages. I always calms me, very soothing.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-03 20:26 [#00807313]
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massages are delicious.

I can actually watch someone else having a massage and get
all dreamy.

I saw a picture in a magazine of this woman getting her neck
massaged. I just sat there, staring transfixed at the photo.
it kind of calms me in a strange way.

I'll get me coat.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-08-03 20:27 [#00807317]
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I love being massaged - I get people to massage me whenever
I can ! All over body-rubs are luscious! I also adore
having my hair stroked.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-03 20:29 [#00807318]
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oh god, yes having your hair stroked.
that's a good one.
getting my hair brushed is also nice.



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-08-03 20:31 [#00807321]
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yes ! I am very sensitive in the scalp region :D


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2003-08-03 20:38 [#00807330]
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Massages are really goo, but they are really good when
pilling.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-08-03 21:54 [#00807397]
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girls don't like me


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-03 21:55 [#00807398]
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I like you.

true, I'm not a girl.


 

offline mimi on 2003-08-03 22:19 [#00807419]
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i like to get them...but giving them makes my hands
tired....


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-08-03 22:29 [#00807423]
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life makes me tired


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-03 22:37 [#00807431]
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You just want to know it all dont you, you little nasty man!


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-08-03 22:41 [#00807432]
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I absolutely hate getting them.
Unless I'm as high as a kite and even then they sort of get
on my nerves a bit.

But apparently I'm really good at giving them.

I need one now, my neck is in pain. Nerves twisted or
something.


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-03 22:43 [#00807433]
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I need one right now...I'm aching =(


 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-08-03 22:58 [#00807435]
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Ah...massages are nice.

I think I am very good at giving them. This girl at my
school likes them a lot, and I like it when she fondles my
hair and I give her a neck massage and we talk about weird
stuff and how other people are so stupid and queer (in the
school).....

Massages are quite possibly the gateway to sex.

*in a Mr. Horse voice*

"Yes sir, I like it!"


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-08-03 23:05 [#00807436]
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mmm,
that turns me on


 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-08-03 23:08 [#00807438]
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*in a disgruntled Mr. Horse voice*

"No sir, I don't like it."


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-08-03 23:10 [#00807439]
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I thought it was as follows:
"No SIr! I didn't like it!"


 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-08-03 23:13 [#00807441]
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depends on what episode.

if yur talkin 'bout the Gritty Kitty Samples A + B, then I'm
right.



 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-08-03 23:14 [#00807442]
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I miss Powdered Toastman! :(


 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-08-03 23:16 [#00807443]
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I wonder if anyone would want a butt massage??


 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-08-03 23:17 [#00807445]
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a M-A-S-S-A-G-E of the A-S-S-A-G-E....?


 

offline OK on 2003-08-04 00:36 [#00807477]
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massages are great specially with oils and stuff...

i've been told that i'm pretty good at giving them... and
advice would be to play with the other people skin.. have
fun, explore if you sense something weird in the subject
body that's the place where the massage is going to focus.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-08-04 00:38 [#00807479]
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Powdered Toast Man:
"Are we clinging tenaciously to my buttocks?!"


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-08-04 02:53 [#00807546]
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the urge to massage and get massaged is a genetic trait we
inherited from apes. when ever i watch nature shows about
monkeys they are always grooming each other, i just laugh
and think of people.


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-08-04 03:04 [#00807561]
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Yeah think of ravers ahahah.

I always see ppl giving masseges @ raves, sometimes I'm like
"Oh for fuck's sake get up and dance or something, you don't
come to raves to fucking sit down!"


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-08-04 03:14 [#00807567]
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i love giving massages - there are different types and times
to massage - something obvious of course :)

i love to give my gf a nice back and shoulder massage after
she gets home from a long day or work - i also love moving
my hands to other locations when the mood is right ;)

ive never really received many *conventional* massages - but
on the rare occasion its very nice :)


 

offline nacmat on 2003-08-04 04:52 [#00807630]
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- my girlfriend is phisiotherapist, that says it all
- I love massages in my face
- I am not bad at all



 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-08-04 04:55 [#00807635]
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I massage my ego now and again by proclaiming I have a
massive cock....


 

offline nacmat on 2003-08-04 04:57 [#00807636]
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mine is very normal though... too normal maybe


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-08-04 05:13 [#00807659]
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You people who are saying you're rea; good at giving
massages realise that this is just people saying so you
won't stop massaging them!

"ooh, don't stop - you're so expert !" :"


 

offline nacmat on 2003-08-04 05:16 [#00807663]
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exactly... and isnt that a good signal?


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-08-04 05:17 [#00807664]
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your cock or your ego?


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-08-04 05:19 [#00807669]
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reading this thread has made me aware of my sore back,
however it is 10pm and I doubt i could find a massager this
late at night :.(


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-08-04 05:20 [#00807670]
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not if you're the one having to keep on massaging ! :D


 


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