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y'alls k now msn right? well, wouldno't it be great if we all had sour own e-penis and e-vagina accounts.sd that'd rock, yeah. feeling me? I know you are, you'rer dirty.. |
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A what? |
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huh |
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zan e-penis yeah! |
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Just for the record, you're nuts, right? :D |
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NO! fcuk I'm feeling not ok. |
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Iw ant to apologise for my behaviour. The e-penis is a lie. |
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could you customize your e-penis? for me, number of testicles is a must in customization, or else forget about it. |
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digital penis customization that is |
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I will mnake a CODE! |
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herbf[ds.exe. what.bat do.7]E://penis.email.yeah.666. The/be-ast.!.exe.sap?/]] 8::::::D.exe-or-123 8:::::::::::D ()()()()()SDW.dsfl;,3905mgs. 111111111;.thatr'sdone./mp3 |
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That should worrk huh? |
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yeah? |
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We'll see. |
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i put on my robe and wizard hat... |
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Nexus - you are too drunk to post here :P |
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I will tighten my pants. |
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yeah ansd yur mr. zorg yeah? |
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Anyway you bastarrds I'm heading up. See you all forr 11 hourrs tomorrrrow. |
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fuck yeah, I'm in. NITE! |
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? |
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*shrugs* |
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you know, putting a large object in the crotch area of your pants can often attract members of the opposite sex. try a potato, or even a cucumber. two downfalls though: one, the woman disappointment upon discovery of your real penis size, and two, your genitals now smell like an Albertson's produce section. |
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and if you put the potato on the wrong size of your pants, it could have adverse affects. |
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wrong side.. i mean nice way to destroy a joke |
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i've seen that post float all over the place...did you know, there's a bloodninja post under moniker of eminemBL98 (somethign alon gthose lines), where he chats with that same chick...hilarious! |
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-.. <--Nexus' E-Penis (shown with testicles) |
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haha, did I do that? :$ |
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fuck yoU!fuck YOU! |
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