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Let's go south >=o) Kyle: Shut up, fat boy! Cartman: Hey! Don't call me fat, you fuckin Jew! Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F word? Cartman: Jew? Kyle: No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat ass! Garrison: Kyle! Cartman: Why the fuck not? Garrison: Eric! Stan: Dude, you just said fuck again! Garrison: Stanley! Kenny: (mumbles) Garrison: Kenny! Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckedy, fuck-fuck-fuck. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor? Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? |
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*sings* duff beer for me duff beer for you i'll have a duff beer you have one too |
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"i can eat fifty eggs" |
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d'oh |
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Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. |
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God: Saddam, I've been hearing rumors that you're building nuclear weapons up here. Saddam Husein: No, God, I'm building a chocolate chip factory. |
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yeah yeah I know. I just want to be center of attention 8op |
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i've sung two songs for you in that thread, what more could you want? |
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Cartman: Mom? If you were in a German Scheisse video, you... you'd tell me, right? [short pause] Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon. good nig(slams door) |
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"fuck the fucking fuckers" (from "how to use the word fuck", Monty Python) |
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Bender: Can we have money now? Dr Farnsworth: Oh my no... |
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Cartman: Oh please, you tell me where you can get aborted fetus' for 70 cents on the dollar. You tell me Chuck. Yeah I didn't think so. You know I'm just like the fetus' Chuck, I wasn't born yesterday either... So you gonna talk to me or we just gonna keep bullshitting each other? You're breaking my balls Chuck. |
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hahah ! "I'm just like the fetus' Chuck, I wasn't born yesterday" that's fucking great =oD |
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[South Park Church. A service is on, and organ music plays] Cartman: CRIPPLE FIGHT!!! [after a moment, the congregants get up and leave] [Henry's Supermarket, inside. Shoppers mill about, getting their items] Cartman: [on speakers] Attention, shoppers. Outside, we have... cripple fight. Cripple fight outside! [the shoppers abandon their carts and exit] |
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Cartman talking in his sleep: "God damn hippies...they wanna save the world...but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad" |
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cartman: Hello, is this the Maury Povich show? [beat] Yes, I'm calling because I saw your television program, and I also have balls hanging from my chin. [strokes his "balls"] I'd like to come in and talk about my disorder and perhaps get a free trip to the largest putt-putt golf course in the world? |
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i'm happy and angry |
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Father Maxy: "People, you're forgetting that homosexuality is a choice. As many of you know, I went through a homosexual phase, but the light of Christ showed me how to change. Just give me 2 hours with this man and I can convert him back." Random guy off-screen: "Thats what you said about Peterson and then you ended up having sex with him." |
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