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Put down your hate, brothers and sisters, and pick up LOVE ! Love is all around you, in every square inch of nature ! Jesus is On Your Side, and he embraces you with every breath of wind ! He adores you with every ray of Sun-Shine ! Love Your Enemy |
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Can a mod please suspend marlowe's account pending further investigation |
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Ding ding! Just kidding :) We have these Jesus preachers in our city centre gardens. They amuse me no end, especially when one announced on the tanoy that he found Jesus while doing the washing up. |
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Jesus was probably lurking in a dirty tea-cup. He likes to get around. |
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yeah i like that love thingy: love your fellow man instead of demanding respect (which might be a big difference between christianity and muslim stuff (?)) always forget it though: have to maybe look closer at square inches instead of the big whole |
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i wish jebus would stop looking at wife when shes naked |
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Jesus was the name of my dealer. |
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Yo, Islam is based on Love too ! |
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All you need is Jesus. Jesus is all you need. |
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well probably, i mean more in everyday live, the bible of course too says respect your elderly, maybe i'm getting shortsighted, |
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i hate myself and want to die...........kurdt cobain |
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That heathen shunned Jesus in favour of Heroin ! He deserved his gun-shot wound ! Whiney little fuck that he was. |
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i just read his journals, the book he wasnt whiney, he was totally right in what he was talking about FUCK LARGE CORPORATIONS |
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He was still a whinging little fuck ! Good Riddance ! |
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did you not love nirvana music? i did.i do. |
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I need a poo |
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I like 'nevermind'. I'm not talking music, though. |
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ok nevermind :0) |
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Yeshua loves you. |
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...as yourself. I've often wondered how to apply this if you're filled with self loathing (I'm not) ;) |
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You self-loathing is supposed to dissipate as the Love of Jesus wends its merry way through your corps. |
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Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game. [doorbell rings] Ned Flanders: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna go to the game with me? I got two tick... Homer: [slams the door, looks heavenward] Why do you mock me, O Lord? Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there. [Marge scrapes it off the ceiling into Homer's hands] Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but... [bites] Homer: Mmm, sacrilicious |
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Is that meant to be "corps" or "core", because "corps" just looks wrong there... :) |
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jesus was a nice person... but he acted like a cunt with maria magdalena... |
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lol! |
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trrust hi,'.,m |
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yeah he should have done that ho |
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do i believe that a man lives up in the clouds? |
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Interesting apocryphal texts about her... some suggest she had a very big part in the early church and it was hushed up by the roman Catholic church as it might justify women priests :/ |
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yes, I meant corps - it means 'body', as you full-well know. Ignacio - don't believe the myth. Jesus was just some guy, you know. |
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that was a follow up to nacmat homer when watching noach, the movie, when god strikes lighting: "yeah, god is my favorite fictional character" |
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Anus Presley, did you deliberately incorporate the sign of the Astrum Argentum in your post? |
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well, not them specifically - could have been the Golden Dawn for all I know. |
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sounds like we got some Mormons on the board. |
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what the hell is this? |
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pity everyone else thinks i'm an asshole, huh? |
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god is dead, and no one cares. |
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My god can beat up your god. |
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wouldn't that be 'corpus' then? I've only heard 'corps' being used for dead bodies. |
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oh no, wait that's 'corpse'.. :) |
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what isn't it? |
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Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks your an asshole. |
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jesus was a hippie. he wore sandals and didn't have a job, what more proof do you need? |
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Jesus and I have come to a kind of detente. He leaves me alone and I leave him alone, ("aaaah stop it you're hurting my nail-holes!") but some of his fanboys don't seem to have gotten the memo about this. |
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"vandalism is a rock in a cops face" |
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word would jesus ever say "word"? then he/she is a pussy. |
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I go to church every Sunday, but not THIS Sunday. I'll be sleeping in since there's nobody around to make me go. But I'll be there in spirit HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE LORD. |
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Sunday Bloody Sunday ? |
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meh. i don't really believe in church. i mean, god is omnipotent right? then i shouldn't have to hole myself up inside a building just to praise him/her. i'm pretty sure they know. :-D and second of all, i don't think God minds coveting. i mean, coveting is what makes the economy work. at least that's what george carlin said. |
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I don't mind being ''holed up'' in a church. Religous girls seem to be cuter than those filthy evil atheist heathens. At least that's how it seems here. I think unholy thoughts when I'm there, forgive me Lord. |
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