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offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-27 04:41 [#00795163]
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1. If a terrorist boards a plane I think it would be a good
idea to have a sealed door to the pilot, and release
sleeping gas into the passenger section, the terrorists
would fall asleep. Or even release poisonous gas and the
terrorists would die.

2. Inside one of the overhead luggage containers the pilot
could store a lot of wasps or bees. When a terrorist starts
causing trouble, the pilot could release the wasps by
pushing a special button in the cockpit, the wasps will be
released and will attack the terrorist. If wasps are not
available, eagles or buzzards could be used.

3. Place poison in the inflight meal the terrorist is going
to eat, he will die when he eats it, thus no members of the
public will die.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-07-27 04:46 [#00795164]
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Yes....sit down Mr Terrorist, eat this poisoned
apple.....errrrr....right! :P


 

offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2003-07-27 04:47 [#00795165]
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I have another one.

Don't allow passengers onto aeroplanes. The plane could
just fly to its destination with the staff on board, but no
members of the public. As long as the staff are all nice
chaps then there should be no more terrorist incidents.

Did you get my email Teeth?


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-07-27 04:49 [#00795166]
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i say give everyone a parachute except the terrorists and
when he starts to cause trouble, everyone including the
pilot jumps out of the plane. the terrorist will be left on
the plane by himself, to die of loneliness.


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-27 04:56 [#00795169]
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I have just responded with an idea we can do in newcastle.

teeth


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-27 06:48 [#00795198]
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Oh i bet that will be fun. Two zany students in newcastle
reciting monty python to each other VERY loudly. I'll give
you guys 20 minutes before some brown ale drinking thug
kicks your cunts in.


 

offline joakimlinden from Skövde (Sweden) on 2003-07-27 07:42 [#00795234]
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Why not stop bullying the states and people that these
terrorists comes from in the first place?

I mean, people just don't sign up to be suicide candidates
for fun, there's often a "good" reason behind these
terrorist attacks - however awful the acts are in
themselves.

When amerian (and some other nations as well I guess)
foreign policies change into a more humane strategy,
terrorism will have no purpose and will therefor stop.


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2003-07-27 07:53 [#00795251]
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Put a John McClane on every plane


 

offline nacmat on 2003-07-27 08:09 [#00795272]
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that would be a great first step



 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-07-27 09:10 [#00795361]
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hipy kiya mother fucker


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2003-07-27 09:15 [#00795364]
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;D


 

offline Asche XL on 2003-07-27 09:22 [#00795367]
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That 1st idea is a really good one.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-07-27 09:27 [#00795371]
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what about naked girls in the crew?
that would keep the terrorist out of the idea of leaving
this wonderful world while they can enjoy


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2003-07-27 09:47 [#00795386]
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i would not like to be part of the post flight cleaning crew
:P


 

offline nacmat on 2003-07-27 09:54 [#00795396]
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lol... those would be paid extra in that case

I thought of everything ;D


 


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