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wizards teeth
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-27 04:41 [#00795163]
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1. If a terrorist boards a plane I think it would be a good idea to have a sealed door to the pilot, and release sleeping gas into the passenger section, the terrorists would fall asleep. Or even release poisonous gas and the terrorists would die.
2. Inside one of the overhead luggage containers the pilot could store a lot of wasps or bees. When a terrorist starts causing trouble, the pilot could release the wasps by pushing a special button in the cockpit, the wasps will be released and will attack the terrorist. If wasps are not available, eagles or buzzards could be used.
3. Place poison in the inflight meal the terrorist is going to eat, he will die when he eats it, thus no members of the public will die.
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-07-27 04:46 [#00795164]
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Yes....sit down Mr Terrorist, eat this poisoned apple.....errrrr....right! :P
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manicminer
from Paris (France) on 2003-07-27 04:47 [#00795165]
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I have another one.
Don't allow passengers onto aeroplanes. The plane could just fly to its destination with the staff on board, but no members of the public. As long as the staff are all nice chaps then there should be no more terrorist incidents.
Did you get my email Teeth?
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aquagak
from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-07-27 04:49 [#00795166]
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i say give everyone a parachute except the terrorists and when he starts to cause trouble, everyone including the pilot jumps out of the plane. the terrorist will be left on the plane by himself, to die of loneliness.
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wizards teeth
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-27 04:56 [#00795169]
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I have just responded with an idea we can do in newcastle.
teeth
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-27 06:48 [#00795198]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to wizards teeth: #00795169
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Oh i bet that will be fun. Two zany students in newcastle reciting monty python to each other VERY loudly. I'll give you guys 20 minutes before some brown ale drinking thug kicks your cunts in.
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joakimlinden
from Skövde (Sweden) on 2003-07-27 07:42 [#00795234]
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Why not stop bullying the states and people that these terrorists comes from in the first place?
I mean, people just don't sign up to be suicide candidates for fun, there's often a "good" reason behind these terrorist attacks - however awful the acts are in themselves.
When amerian (and some other nations as well I guess) foreign policies change into a more humane strategy, terrorism will have no purpose and will therefor stop.
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eric_hard_jams
on 2003-07-27 07:53 [#00795251]
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Put a John McClane on every plane
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nacmat
on 2003-07-27 08:09 [#00795272]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker | Followup to joakimlinden: #00795234
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that would be a great first step
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aquagak
from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-07-27 09:10 [#00795361]
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hipy kiya mother fucker
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eric_hard_jams
on 2003-07-27 09:15 [#00795364]
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;D
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Asche XL
on 2003-07-27 09:22 [#00795367]
Points: 4241 Status: Lurker | Followup to wizards teeth: #00795163
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That 1st idea is a really good one.
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nacmat
on 2003-07-27 09:27 [#00795371]
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what about naked girls in the crew? that would keep the terrorist out of the idea of leaving this wonderful world while they can enjoy
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eric_hard_jams
on 2003-07-27 09:47 [#00795386]
Points: 1986 Status: Addict | Followup to nacmat: #00795371
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i would not like to be part of the post flight cleaning crew :P
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nacmat
on 2003-07-27 09:54 [#00795396]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker | Followup to eric_hard_jams: #00795386
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lol... those would be paid extra in that case
I thought of everything ;D
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