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OK, had a pretty scary night a few days ago. Was playing in a pool comp and there were a few guys watching that, er, lets say they batted for the other side. Anyhow I'm shooting the balls and a mate of mine is watching standing next to these guys. He overhears one of em saying to his "chum" - "see the guy in the red shirt [me], I wanna suck him dry and then fuck his ass". Needless to say I lost the game pretty quick after that! Unfortunately I seem to get more than my fair share of lines from blokes on the pull, I was just wondering what are the best/worst lines any of you guys have had from some randy geezer? |
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hmm.. I've had girls hit on me.. but they're mostly up-front about it and don't use sleezy pick up lines. |
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I was out one night, had a few too many of the old jack and jills and had to sit down for a while, didnt notice there was this guy with a tight pink shit next to me. He offers me a popper and a I'm like "whats the point its only good if youre havign sex innt, my should i take it?" and he goes "yeah, but it'll make your asshole more sensitive"!!! :o |
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**tight pink shirt - not tight pink shit (ugh, ugly thought) |
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I've been hit on plenty by the gender with a dangly weapon; but then, I like it, so I don't recoil with horror at the thought of a man wanting to stuff his lovely cock up my bumhole. |
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Haha this thread title is perfect!! *tosses on the soft pink truth |
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watch a gay porrno, they all fucking comment on me in some sexual mannerr. i want to lick anus etc... the list goes on. |
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cigarrettes all of them |
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I recently downloaded a "comedy" called "gay niggers from outer space" - man that sucked.. |
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take it as a compliment - dude, if a guy wants to suck you dry, just go with the flow, hehe |
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i would but i only take it hehe |
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don't be shy |
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So if i said this thread was gay, i suppose it would be an understatement! :D |
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(o o) U () C== i worry myself sometimes |
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lol @ cigarettes |
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I've never had pick-up lines but I've been hit on by guys plenty of times.I even flirt back its all fun,sometimes I take it a little further....... And I class myself as straight,I'm confused.. |
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a lot of guys have been hitting on me lately |
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Its that avatar..... All I read is "FUCK ME" |
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just be gay! |
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so the guy thinks you're cute that was a compliment |
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my point exactly. i'd be thrilled if a girl spoke of me in terms like that (though, I wouldn't want her to fuck my ass afterwards). but hey, let's be realistic. |
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just tell her "reverse the proposal and we're set!" |
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hehe, yeah! wow, you really know how to corrupt the girls. |
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i get it corrupt girl har har |
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ey, welcome |
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You only posted this story because he made you horny ans you are pissed off you never took him up on the offer. btw I have a phd in psychology so i know what i am talking about |
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btw I have nothing against gays...I never have, especially never had my knob against their rectum. I understand it is not a choice it is part of nature that some people are that way inclined. |
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you should try it, Lee - you might enjoy it if you relax! |
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I had the chance when I lived in Sheffield...it just does nothing for me. I am not homophobic and I have a few friends who happen to be shitpushers, but I can't form the same emotional bond with males as I can with females. |
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Just watch how you say it boy. |
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shitpushers? hehe :D I have had that experience before ! |
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No comment. |
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I have yet to meet a gay who has been offended by my many and varied descriptions of their sexality...normall it is just the politically correct lobby leaping to the defense of the prostate prodders that seem offended. |
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That is usually correct... Your just going out of your way to offend,surely it is easier to type "Gays" not "Prostate Prodders". |
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yes - it's people who, if you'll excuse the phrase, are up their own assholes ;) |
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"gays" is easier, but far less funny. And that's what's important. |
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I suppose, but if you call a rectum ramraider a gay person to their face they think you are after a tickle of their bum fluff... |
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i am actuallty a homosexual. btw ecnadniarb, want a tickle of my bum fluff. |
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Depends how fluffy it is... |
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wow, that's a whole 2 more males on the board who I know of, who like males. That makes a grand total of three, that I know of. |
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Loads of the people here like drinking from the straw rather than eating from the plate. |
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one of my friends are gay, not sure if that's what you meant... but he's a great guy. sometimes I care about persons (guys) so much I might aswell fuck 'em. but I won't - I am born straight and girls turn me on more than anything else... |
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you gotta factor in like at least 5% closet gays though.. don't they say like 25% of the pop. is homosexual? |
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well I wish they'd make themselves known ! *unless you're just referring to Liverpool, in which case, I don't care* ;) |
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It is meant to be something like 33% of the UK male population has had a homosexual experience. |
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on this board...I would name a few but I would get banned for flaming or something :P |
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I remember the figure used to be 1 in 10, or so, but I never bought that figure. 1 in 4 sounds a little high tho - maybe for bisexuality, tho ! |
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they're the flaming ones! ;) Why would they wish to hide it? This isn't 1950 ! |
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yeah.. i suppose your right.. probably about 15-20% maybe.. |
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If I was gay I would admit it, but a few hand shandies with a friend at the age of 19 don't count as gayness. |
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