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Given a relatively level playing field- ie, water deep enough so that a Shark could maneuver proficiently, but shallow enough so that a Bear could stand and operate with it's characteristic dexterity- who would win in a fight between a Bear and a Shark? |
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shark speed power and one hell of a sucker punch (bite) |
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shark |
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sharrk |
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a shark much faster and accurate. I mean, I bear would try to give the shark a punch first, but the shark moves so fast that it attacks the bear from behind. A bear would be chanceless. |
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now if you gave the bearr the head of a sharrk, the bearr would win, but we ain't arre we? |
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ok shark vs tiger the best two natural preditors about |
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shark again. they can take so much pain and hammerring beforre it actually matterrs. |
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tigerr Vs bearr. NOW we have a fight. |
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nah tiger but with tiger vs shark the tiger in imensely flexable, over 3 mtrs long with a head like mini and paws like shovels |
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but the sharrk has no thrroat, the tigerrs instinct says 'thrroat thrroat thrroat' it's doomed if therre is no thrroat to gnaw at. |
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true but shark instict says blood and until the tiger gets cut open the shark wouldnt know it was a threat :) |
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Really good book. I recommend it to all. Actually, it has little to do with bears or sharks. |
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bear. He'd just have to bop him on the head and knock the shark out |
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dude haven't you ever seen spaceghost? Bears+Sharks=Mother Nature's Best Friends cause they're so fierce they get along very well. the bear just walks along a stream while the shark swims. also, sharks are filled with m80's instead of sexual glands |
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There is a weakness situated above the sharks eyes on their dorsal side called the "dorsal cap". Even a human can punch through this relatively weak area and expose the brain....not good for the shark. There is very little material in that area - it's used for generating electric pulses and the placement of cartilage weakens the outgoing signal. If the bear managed to exploit this weakness (isn't too hard), it would be game over. We have no idea whether the sharks teeth (granted there over 3000 of them), would be able to penetrate the bears skin with enough depth to cause significant injury. And then.....would the shark have enough strength in its body to be able to move a giaganitc bear that is firmly rooted on the ground. THis match would never occur in the first place, but it would have to be a pretty huge shark to claim a victory IMO. |
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i punched a shark in the head once it was all "OH DUDE I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!!" |
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ditto --------- in any event, if they both were to fight to the death, in shollow water the bear would probably not drown, but out of the water at all, the shark would die. So I could see the bear taking some damage while dragging the shark out, then that's it. See I think the bear has the advantage with it's paws, it can swipe without comiting it's whole mass to that movement, the shark is fucking all mouth and the body goes with it. This is actually a cool topic, I would want to give the bear a fighting chance, I bet he could fuck that shark up. |
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I think so too. There ain't much that would mess up a bear - besides a bullet. Given that it is possible to kill a shark with human hands...... Notice how I said "mess" instead of "fuck". |
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if things got too messy orr long drrawn out, i'd just marrch out and shoot each fuckerr in the head twice. |
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the bear would beat the shit out of the shark and the shark would die. but, the bear would bleed to death afterwards from the injuries he would recieve. case closed. |
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what are you, a mammal/fish detective? |
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I want to see a bear vs that old bitch from One Foot In The Grave. |
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OH DUDE I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS |
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I think roygbivcore has been on a week-long shroom trip. Everything that trickles out of his mouth (er fingers I guess), is completely fucked. |
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me likey |
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nope i've been completely sober since... um. this morning? last night? if i were on shrooms i would be laying in the grass etc. i think i said this already. shrooms are from nature man! a boombox with saw 2 and all the stars in the sky! |
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a shark..... *runs and hides* |
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i'd have to say the BEAR.....his two arms with 4-6 inch claws would rip the sharks relatively unprotected skin to shreads. the shark would get a mouthful O fur the first testing bite......by then it would be over. the bear would be having a BBQ with shark steaks......mmmmmmm |
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jesus christ don't you people know shit the bear would bite down on the sharks head the m-80s inside the sharks brain would explode killing both jesus FUCKING christ |
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a shark would own a bear. but a cougar vs a bear, thats different. |
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how about cobra Vs black mamba |
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and the bear would win |
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"bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool" consensus seems to be bear now, glad to hear, don't want no shark beating up on us mammals |
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ive eaten shark but it tasted rather bland |
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the problem with your theory is that bears don' got no thumbs so they wouldn't be able to light the charcoal. them child proof lighters are also (possibly intentionally) bear proof. therefore bar be que-ing shark would be rather difficult. it would have to be shark sashimi. |
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depends on the size and species of each. A polar bear would rip the shit out of a great white, they gotta deal with orcas, normally. Kodiak bears are notoriously vicious. Also, bears that snag fish in streams are accustomed to the swimming motion of finned animals and have damn good reflexes if they're catching em through the water. Plus, I can steal the m80s from the dead shark and the roman candles from the dead bear. |
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aphex |
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mouse v sperm whale |
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pikachu!! i choose you!! (j/k.) |
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the mouse could clog the whales heart and kill it |
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So none of you lot has read Bear v Shark yet then? IT IS A MUST READ! Especially those who thought this was a good question! ;) |
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funny |
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saw this band in Portland last night. Pretty good, not great, but the crowd dug 'em Coheed headlined, and the place damn near fell down. |
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It all depends on the circumstances, IMO.. if the bear was just swimming in the lake minding his own business the shark could fuck his shit right up, as long as he bit down around its head/neck area... other than that I think the bear would win but would more than likely bleed to death. |
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course, I think we mentioned above (I ain't rereading this post, that's for sure) that the bear has more versatile weapons in it's claws. The shark only has a mouth. Now, if the shark gets its mouth on the bear, game fucking over, but the bear has a much better chance of getting at the shark with its claws and teeth and shit. ------ the lead singer put the mic in his mouth, like trying to swallow it, and was just screaming and shit, it was awesome |
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hahaha, I used to do that in my first band, like put my mouth over the mic and start making weird gurgling noises and stuff |
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what was the band? |
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The bear of course, but mainly because it is an invisible bear. It is also a powerful robot. The shark has no chance in fact. |
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