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I need to get constipated. What do I eat? This is a serious question. Diarrhea must end. |
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what has to do constipation with diarrhea? |
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go see a doc. |
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I have Diarrhea. I need the opposite to happen, which is constipation. |
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The Docs gave me the Dirrhea:( |
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Take Immodium. |
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apples lemon juice |
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Thanks Jonesy but Pharmacies are shut. Any food suggestions? |
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Don't be silly...getting constipated won't help... get proper medication... drink a lot of fluids to prevent dehydration (one glass of water with 2 teaspoons of sugar..and quarter teaspoon of salt) eat apples minus the skin... drink tea with little or no milk... also try to drink some arrowroot conjee (add 1 tablespoon arrowroot powder or barly powder to 200 ml water and mix well...boil till thick...season with a pinch of salt) try to stay on a light diet....no red meat/heavy beans for the next coupld of days and get yourself some rest... That should do the trick. |
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Good advice. Thanks Nacmat. |
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you dont solve the diarrhea with constipation... you just need food that doesnt make you go more and more to the bathroom... so: dont drink water, you must add some lemmon to it eat only white rice, with no additives. you can also have natural yougurt and maybe some jam no salt, no tomato... basically nothing that tastes good also apples but remember not to drink anytoherthing apart from water with some lemmon |
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Take Iron tablets. You'll be shitting bullets before you know it |
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Thanks alnuit.I had been put on a high fibre diet which has made me too regular now, to the point of Diarrhea. Do you think lentils are bad for it? |
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why no salt ? Could that not cause dehydration (the lack of salt and water)...I mean..obviously not too much salt...but I have been given advice to take Oral Rehydration Salts...which contain sugar and salt in them... |
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Thanks everyone. Loads of good advice. |
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YES...lentils are BAD. They are hard to digest. Go low protein and low fat for the next few days. |
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Gotcha. I thought so. Thanks. |
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dont eat lentils btw. I am no doctor but my father and mother are... and this is the way they did it with me |
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lol I didnt say he should not drink water, I said he should add some lemmon to it |
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ok just a summary: watter with lemon white rice jam natural yougurt apples |
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heh...gotcha! |
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Thanks all. |
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eat a banana |
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drink bitter after a few hours of that youll be drunk and you cant get a fork in it mmm solids |
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Well If I were you I'd stock up on eggs. Eat them scrambled, poached, boiled and fired. For a real treat eat an omlette. All that eggyness will bind you up a treat. |
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i think lots of cheese |
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Go to a health food store and buy psyllium husks - they can be disgusting. Put a teaspoon of the husks in a glass of water and drink it up. The psyllium husks absorb water and form a gelatinous "goo" with your fecal material. This gives diarrhea a solid form and makes it easier to pass as a solid stool. You can continue this process every few hours until it stops. Immoduim works well, but my line of work inhibits me from recommending drugs. Make sure to replenish your sodium by eating salty foods. Replenish your potassium with a bananna or two (banannas lock you up too). It sounds crazy, but drink alot of water. Diarrhea is the number one killer in the world because it results in dehydration. (I'm not joking). You won't rehydrate yourself properly without sodium and potassium though - so eat up. |
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If all else fails, take a wine cork and shove it up your ass ;). |
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best thread EVER!!! ;) |
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It is fucking funny when you think about it. We're sharing feelings and home constipation tips. |
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neverr sufferred this. well once. |
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try eating a steady diet of bagels and cream cheese. that should work. |
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If I remeber rightly VIZ comic reccomended a diet of Curly Wurlies. |
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