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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-17 17:01 [#00783993]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



I will now make up 27 random fortunes. When I am done, I
shall distribute the letters of the conventionally used
english alphabet evenly between them including a new letter
called "’". I assure you that the fortune-letter
association was random, no no, it was fate.

Find the last letter in your xltronic alias, and your
destiny shall be revealed!

a Your taste for pickled eggs will greatly increase
soon

bYou will still post at xltronic 35 years from now

csomeone has a crush on you. that someone is qrter.

da ham sandwich is thinking about you right now

eyou will get affected with elephantidis soon

fsomeone (not your dad) is sleeping with your mom
right now

gYou don't deserve a fortune

hpoiej lfkje;oaij g lkj sd d !!!

iphobiazero has a crush on you

jyou will waste your time reading your fortune
today... wait, I knew that fortelling was a bit hazy. I
meant you already DID read it.

kyou will become a more powerful fortune teller than
me and steal my audience

lyou will find a cure for the disease that is
ophecks

msome day you will die and your significance will be
lost beneath zillions of years of time

nyou will beat level 5 on a videogame next thursday.
I cannot fortell which game.

oAt exactly 11:05 and 53 seconds PM, next Saturday
you will rematerialize in another dimension.

paliens are watching your channel on the earth
network right now and laughing their zoraks off.

qa heard of elephants will slaughter your grandma
tommorrow. I don't know what time. I'm sorry, it is simply
unavoidable.

rYou will find a lot of money within the next week.
Unfortunately it will be in a foreign currency. If you take
the trip to exchange it for your countries currency, you
will be run over by a truck.

snothing interesting will happen to you (ever),
sorry.

ta whale will swallow your family

uyou w


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-17 17:02 [#00783994]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



uyou will get schitzophrenia eventually

vthe "anti-you" will suddenly break through the
portal between the "anti-universe" and your universe, snatch
you, and take you into it. There, you will be so "un" anti
that they will put you in a museum after doing painful
experiments on you.

wyou will find something that you will lose. I'm
pretty sure it's your shoes... or your socks. I'm sorry the
fortelling is hazy.

xSomething sooooooo awesome will happen to you. I
don't mean just "awesome" awesome. I mean... "...hoooooooly
shit!!!! awesome, only that's not nearly reaching the
degree of awesomeness.

ynothing interesting will ever happen to you. (I know
I already predicted this for another letter, but that's what
I predicted for this one too.)

zYour fortune was revealed in some cryptic language.
It is too complex to replicate here sorry.

’You will be the cause of your species
extinction... or you'll save them from extinction, I can't
tell.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-17 17:05 [#00783998]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



i pick j


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-07-17 17:06 [#00783999]
Points: 3885 Status: Regular



i didnt like my fortune :(


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-17 17:06 [#00784000]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



mine sucked


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-17 17:07 [#00784005]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



wait how do you know which one is yours


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-17 17:08 [#00784009]
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yourrs is E


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-17 17:09 [#00784011]
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orr is it. the firrst post makes little sence.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-07-17 17:10 [#00784014]
Points: 6265 Status: Addict



what if im in foreign country when i find the money and its
britsh and i take it home and not an exchange does that
count?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-17 17:12 [#00784019]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



yes indeed. roygbivcor(e) = fortune e

I am very sorry for your upcoming condition roy :(

All well, at least I'll find those damn socks (or shoes)
that I havn't lost yet!:)


 

offline Clic on 2003-07-17 17:12 [#00784020]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular



That's okay because I have a crush on Qrter too.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-17 17:14 [#00784024]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker



c) someone has a crush on you. that someone is qrter.

bwahahaha


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-17 17:14 [#00784025]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to nobsmuggler: #00784014



hmm... you may very well have found a loophole in your
destiny!! Actually you could probably also find the foreign
currency in your own country and then just use it in a
different country! That's smart thinking.


 

offline Skeptopotamus from Home (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-17 17:15 [#00784027]
Points: 625 Status: Regular



Bah, I should have called myself Skeptopotamo. Or
Skeptopotamut.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-17 17:16 [#00784029]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



at least i'll know i got the biggest balls on my block

clowns try to juggle em, i push them with my feet


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-07-17 17:17 [#00784032]
Points: 3885 Status: Regular | Followup to roygbivcore: #00784029



now THATS entertainment

OH SNAP!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-17 17:21 [#00784037]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



me and fleetmouse and elusive are starting a support group


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-07-17 17:25 [#00784045]
Points: 6265 Status: Addict




clown balls



 

offline uzim on 2003-07-17 17:38 [#00784058]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



some day i will die, and my significance will be lost
beneath zillions of years of time.

i'm pretty pleased with that, it would suck if i'd live
forever and/or be remembered for zillions of years of time!!
=)



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-17 17:47 [#00784072]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



hey guys! just found a small paper bag filled with 2000
notes of Gargamellan Bigtits.. guess I'll have to make a
trip to Gargamella.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-17 17:48 [#00784073]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker



fated fortune: we will all day alone


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-17 17:50 [#00784076]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to qrter: #00784072



so... your going to take a trip to gargamel's house in
smurfville to show him your newly found collection of boob
pornography? Watch out for his cat.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-17 17:51 [#00784077]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to BlatantEcho: #00784073



and: we will some day can spell :P


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-17 17:53 [#00784080]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to w M w: #00784076



no no no.. I'm talking about the land of Gargamella.. they
have nothing to do with Gargamel. IN FACT, they can get
pretty angry when Gargamel is mentioned yet again.

Gargamella is the next country the US will probably bombard
with small cudly toys called Ian.


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-07-17 17:53 [#00784082]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker



all your base are belong to us


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-17 18:02 [#00784111]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



woah, nobsmuggler

i was just looking at andylives.org for the first time ever


 


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