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hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-30 20:00 [#00047091]



i would like to submit a reviews for your music such as:

"it doesn't suck"-hevquip

with a review such as this, you could be well on your way to
the professional music world with my acclaimed opinion.

if anyone wants a review from me, i will be handing them out
for the rest of the week. remember, i will make or break
you.


 

Transmission from Holland on 2001-10-30 20:15 [#00047093]



C'mon, give mine a shot :p

http://www.mp3.com/transmissionre

Happy listening :)

LrZ


 

Barrett, Syd from T dot. on 2001-10-30 20:29 [#00047096]



it dosen't suck


 

Ophecks on 2001-10-30 20:38 [#00047099]



Yeah, it kind of does.


 

logdog on 2001-10-30 20:47 [#00047106]



www.mp3.com/sdreams



 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-30 20:47 [#00047107]



only i'm authorized to give reviews. so now i have to review
your comments

barrett, syd: "too familar sounding. rubbish. nothing new,
in fact, it was rather trite and witless."

ophecks: "where's the beef? when i buy a sandwich, and it's
got no beef, i got to ask "where's the beef." you see, for
me, the beef is what makes the sandwich. the beef is the
main content. you have no beef ophecks. you couldn't
possibly make a sandwich."


 

Ophecks on 2001-10-30 20:48 [#00047108]



HERE'S YOUR BEEF!!!
*whips out an ENORMOUS penis, of which everyone is lusting
after


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-30 20:51 [#00047110]



review of you penis, ophecks: "interesting. too small to be
a childs playtoy. this is far too dangerous for a child to
be playing with. i demand a recall."


 

logdog on 2001-10-30 20:56 [#00047112]



superb reviews dude
btw, is aphex music sucks too?


 

Oddioblender (formerly Organ Grinder) from from my own little fantasy world on 2001-10-30 20:59 [#00047113]



I'd be honored to have you review me, hevquip, but i just
finished a new site and i haven't had a chance to put up
music yet. Sorry. :(

Third live gig this weekend -- GOOOOOOO me.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-30 21:01 [#00047114]



a review for transmission re: "fast-paced euro where
melodies get smacked around some by beats."


 

velv on 2001-10-30 21:05 [#00047118]



review this www.mp3.com/randomajestiq
suck or suck twice


 

Quadrapelegicrobotikev from mp3.com/Quadrapelegicrobotik on 2001-10-30 21:12 [#00047122]



mp3.com/Quadrapelegicrobotik
enjoy......i think


 

velv on 2001-10-30 21:20 [#00047127]



"LOST IN BIG CITY"

suck

eehkl

pretty nice


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-30 21:36 [#00047136]



a review of logdogs stuff: "you ever watch those movies that
were made back in the eighties, but took place in the
future? you ever seen the commercials they'd have in movies
like that, advertising wacky products you'd only need in the
future? this is the music that would be playing during those
commercials."


 

logdog on 2001-10-30 21:49 [#00047141]



ghmm... eerrm.... thank you and so on


 

Aron? from Canada on 2001-10-30 21:57 [#00047143]



HREF="http://www.mp3.com/Aron_Zacharias">music



 

DublOSyx from The East on 2001-10-30 21:58 [#00047144]



http://www.acidplanet.com/Lounge/Components/PlayFile.asp?PI
D=100636&Rnd=406

Listen to this bunch of noise.


 

velv on 2001-10-30 22:04 [#00047147]



it is my turn dudes
so, double suck or suck twice?


 

velv on 2001-10-30 22:56 [#00047224]



so what about my shit??
will you compare it to something?

mp3.com/randomajestiq


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-30 23:00 [#00047231]



i'm listening to quardrablahblahblah right now. he's got a
lot of stuff.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-30 23:04 [#00047233]



apparently velv, i listened to your stuff, but couldn't
recall that i did. i will say:

"it's better than going to the zoo and watching animals do
nothing."


 

velv on 2001-10-30 23:07 [#00047238]



do nothing with what?


 

velv on 2001-10-30 23:12 [#00047243]



it depends who you call animal and .... it stinky?


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-30 23:14 [#00047246]



a review for quadrablahblahblah:

"have you ever done something to piss off a robot? most
likely not, but if you ever hear something like this coming
from their direction, you better watch out because it means
coy, angry robots are coming your way."


 

velv on 2001-10-30 23:21 [#00047255]



should i go bed?


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-30 23:23 [#00047257]



i don't know. are you sleepy?


 

velv on 2001-10-30 23:29 [#00047258]



not less than hungry :/ that bollocks about zoo was your
review?


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-30 23:36 [#00047261]



yes, that was my review of your stuff. not very serious, but
i said your music didn't suck.


 

velv on 2001-10-30 23:41 [#00047262]



ok
we will try once again and let you know when it suck :)

/off


 

Neo-arshole shit ass fuck shit bitch fuck on 2001-10-31 00:06 [#00047266]



mp3.com/spasticmatt

please do destroy it.


 

teapot on 2001-10-31 00:25 [#00047273]



be gentle...

mp3.com/xanpha


 

Aktium from www.mp3.com/aktium on 2001-10-31 02:38 [#00047306]



www.mp3.com/aktium

anyone can review this, just give me the truth


 

rF from purf on 2001-10-31 02:52 [#00047309]



_


 

od from perth on 2001-10-31 03:15 [#00047314]



www.ampcast.com/orangedust

^^ od trakQs.

chizz, brah!


 

Wm...m...mW on 2001-10-31 03:38 [#00047319]



I've been printing these reviews out and stuffing them in my
pants, except that one I accidently swallowed....
www.mp3.com/artificialselection


 

Marzipan Dolphin from SeaWorld on 2001-10-31 03:48 [#00047321]



http://www.mp3.com/Marzipan_Dolphin
http://www.mp3.com/f_l_e_a
http://www.mp3.com/waxploder
http://www.mp3.com/gSR


 

anon505 from Vancouver Island on 2001-10-31 07:14 [#00047365]



yo quadra sounds good...you should experiment with some
vocals...particularly on your track step-on-tech and Lost In
a Big City...though it could use a lil more song-structuring
but i tend to be
anyways sumthin like

Malfunction
in my mind
wired
in future time

hrmmmm i might use that in one of my tunez ;P


 

anon505 from Vancouver Island on 2001-10-31 10:41 [#00047455]



oh and heres my site....got a couple tunez on there in
various styles....funny thing is i made all those tracks
before i had even heard an aphex twin cd....my main
influences are NIN and Wolfsheim
http://www.geocities.com/anon5051/
l8terz


 

sadomasochrist from 34 on 2001-10-31 10:44 [#00047457]



PLEASE TELL ME IM BAD!

http://zebox.com/artists/mikro12.html


 

sinusjog from come on you cunt, have some aphex acid ! on 2001-10-31 15:42 [#00047521]



http://www.insine.net/i_o.php3
http://zebox.com/artists/sinusjog.html
http://www.gabba.net/floppyswop/song.htm (sinusjog)

http://www.erzatz.org

home made music RULEZ !!!!!!!



 

sinusjog from come on you cunt, have some aphex acid ! on 2001-10-31 15:44 [#00047523]



http://www.insine.net/i_o.php3

http://zebox.com/artists/sinusjog.html

www.gabba.net/floppyswop/song.htm (sinusjog)

http://www.erzatz.org (home page)

Oh I love to SPAM !


 

djfony -mike b- from helemano, hawaii -djfony.8m.com- on 2001-10-31 17:34 [#00047609]



http://ampcast.com/disfony

Check out Digital Angel

Id love a one liner... also.. put up your url so that I can
put a link with your little "review" but only if its good ;)
lol :P


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-31 17:48 [#00047612]



djphony: i'll review your music once bastard ampcast.com
let's me listen to it.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-31 17:56 [#00047613]



a review for Dub10syx: "if you were to offer me this sound,
i could probably be heard saying "oh...fuck, i forgot i left
my equipment in the microwave"


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-31 18:12 [#00047618]



a review for aron zacharias: "spazz jazz attacks mad drum
machines with ambient snacks. word, or i'll flip you a
billy, yo! well, i'm no good at ebonics, but aron's good at
music."


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-31 21:13 [#00047646]



a review for spastic matt: "i was never aware that creatures
of myth had music to get down to. i was never aware that
creatures of myth actually "got down," apparently, however,
this is what they listen to when they do it."


 

teapot. from bwisbane on 2001-10-31 22:21 [#00047658]



O_O
what the-----?
i dont get it... is that a good review or a bad review... i
have no anger? do i? whats wrond with me?


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-31 22:24 [#00047659]



a review for orangedust: "after listening to orange dust, i
fear my head will explode. you see, my cranium has gathered
too much energy as i have not been able to get up and dance.
of course, i don't even know how i would beging to dance to
this, i just know i'd like to. if i was to try however, i
fear i would be carted away to the hospital under the
assumption that i have epilepsy."


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-31 22:29 [#00047660]



it's a good review teapot.


 


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