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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 14:59 [#00778767]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Oh woe is me.

:*(

D*:

I want to make some ..CRrRRAasZyy.. snarkle beats yes, but I
have no skills, no. What ever shall I do, yes???
I know! I will summon the yellow snarkle!
*rubs magic stinky sock*
POOF!
Hark! TheeeeeEEEE yblue snarkus spealks!!!!!1111111:

"Do not cry inferior one. I shall call you qrter from now
on, (for I overheard you saying that you have no skills and
therefore logically must be qrter. For thy
skillessness is legendary in our genie land) Now qrter,
simply eat this single MAgGiGGicak pill. Upon doing so, the
beats of the universe will be entirely
in your command!"
POOF
*qrter lifts his shirt and devours the pill with a humongous
hidden mouth on his stomach*
...

Why... it's... it's amazing... it's magnificent... ha! I
have more power in the shaved dust of a single fingernail
file than the rest of humananity and snarkleanity has put
together!
Rather than squashing you fast, I shall enjoy squashing you
veeeeery very slow. Behold a tiny tiny fraction of my
powers!
*qrter flakes off some skin cells from his tongue resulting
in the creation of this audio masterpiece in negative 6
seconds*

http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/wmw/

"mafractamalamabeatyes"

 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 16:14 [#00778841]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker



HAHAH! yo and cock becayse? wassss!

 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-14 16:19 [#00778847]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to w M w: #00778767



hey!

you be dissin' me!?

 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 17:08 [#00778913]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to qrter: #00778847



Yeah bitch! Wait, that was a trick question.. of course I'm
not dissin' you... I'm qrter, just gaze upon
my glamorous avater if you ned identification. Yes, if you
"ned" I dentification. I defication is what I meant. What I
rally meant was I will deficate on you because you are qrter
and deserve it, I mean I am. Please understand that this is
my only way of expressing my love for you, I mean me.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-07-14 17:10 [#00778916]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



i express love for myself several times a day

 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-07-14 17:15 [#00778924]
Points: 6265 Status: Addict | Followup to earthleakage: #00778916



isnt that something for the wanking thread :)

 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 17:17 [#00778928]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



You seriously might have an extra Y chromosome...

 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-14 17:24 [#00778938]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



SEE YOU IN COURT, Ian!!

 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-14 17:26 [#00778941]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to qrter: #00778938



..for tennis.. or some basketball..

 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 17:34 [#00778957]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



We both knew you meant you are going to start courting me,
Steve. I'm game, but rather than doing anything too
abrubtly, let's let our relationship dance back and forth.
You'll pursue me and I'll play hard to get. Then I'll pursue
you and you play hard to get.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-14 17:40 [#00778967]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to w M w: #00778957



couldn't I play hard-to-get whilst pursueing you, and then
vice-versa?


 

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