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offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 12:38 [#00778515]
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Nice boobs, but they're kind of familiar...


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-07-14 12:39 [#00778516]
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thems be rich tits!


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 12:40 [#00778519]
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Escort girls are just legal prostitues basically aren't
they?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-07-14 12:40 [#00778520]
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id like to lick them nice pair of windows


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-07-14 12:41 [#00778523]
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muahahahah


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-14 12:42 [#00778524]
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I've always wondered the same thing, I mean, in the states,
they have ads for escorts in the paper and shit.

btw: how the hell did you find that site dan?


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 13:04 [#00778543]
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Escorts sell sex without a guarentee.....


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-14 13:07 [#00778545]
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i love em


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 13:10 [#00778548]
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Has anyone ever used one?
If so would you enlighten us on them?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-07-14 13:35 [#00778585]
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Good Question!!

How DID you find out about this site!?!?///slash


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-14 14:05 [#00778656]
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sooooo, did we figure this out or what?

Does an escort service provide you with a date, who "might"
sleep with you?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-14 14:10 [#00778667]
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yeah some do. it is upto the escorrt and it 'is not linked
to the agency it is on theirr behalf', but if you arre a
nice guy with the cash you arre going away happy. but you
have to have the cash, and alot of it, they arre generrally
hot.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-07-14 14:10 [#00778669]
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You pay for their comapny. If sex ensues based on the
evening then it is not related to the time you spent with
them.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-14 14:11 [#00778674]
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so, you can just "rent" a girl to go out wiht you some
night.

and that is all......

EXCEPT, if she kinda likes you, and you got bills, she will
then sleep with you on her own for money?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-14 14:12 [#00778675]
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i had a grreat site with 1000pound a night 'escorrts' on it.
fucking quality. 200pound forr the meal alone.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-14 14:12 [#00778676]
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but is the sex extra $$$ from the fee you already paid for
their company?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-14 14:12 [#00778677]
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yeah.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-14 14:13 [#00778678]
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it depends on the place rreally.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-14 14:13 [#00778682]
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ok, so I pay $1000 to a company, and they send me a nice
girl to take to dinner and such.

BUT that is all I get. She is open to having sex with me if
she likes me, and I pay her personally more $$$.

jeezus, that is fucking awesome


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-14 14:15 [#00778686]
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yeah.

$200 a meal.

you have a good time...

$1000 a night.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-14 14:17 [#00778689]
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so how much extra is the sex if you ask her to sleep with
you and she says yes?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-14 14:18 [#00778691]
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nout $1000 forr the sex and she stays the night. it's all
high class.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-14 14:18 [#00778694]
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god damnit, so $1000 for a night out on the town and she has
sex with you?

all one fee?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-14 14:20 [#00778699]
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like i say, depends wherre you go. some may charrge morre
some less. actually 1000pound.

(my keyboarrd is fucked, i've lost the symbol)


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-14 14:22 [#00778702]
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oh fuck all, I'll have to call and ask, though that is
prolly taboo.

I guess $1000 for a night on the town and getting laid is
better than $100 for a BJ from some prostitute on the
street.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-14 14:23 [#00778705]
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i don't know like, these girrls arre hot but $1000


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-14 14:27 [#00778712]
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u rrenting one?


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 14:31 [#00778715]
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Anyone thought of becoming a male escort or a gigalo?

I'd sleep with a guy for that amount of cash........maybe.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-14 14:31 [#00778716]
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narr. not my 'thing'


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-14 14:33 [#00778718]
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The Empty

2 new songs up for you TOne...... :)


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 14:33 [#00778719]
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cool!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-14 14:36 [#00778727]
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if they ever starting making money off this, maybe THEY can
get escorts :)


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 14:39 [#00778732]
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Exellent downloadable tracks.These will be saved.
I like the guitaing on proposal,quite a different track
compared to the two previous ones.
They've got a lot better guitaring,good use of
fingerpicking,her flames is a great track.

I need to give these a good listening too...


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-14 14:40 [#00778735]
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I posted in your bordem thread, wanted to stop jacking this
one :D


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 14:40 [#00778737]
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There seems to be some confusion about what an escort is
here.

An escort is basically a woman who charges X amount to have
sex with you. Now, you may well book her for more than an
hour, 6 hours, a day, take her to dinner or take her around
the world, but at some point you get sex and that's included
in the fee.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-14 14:42 [#00778744]
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isn't that illegal? at least in the US?

in any event, that sounds like what I imagined, though I
assume that isn't, uh "Public knowledge"


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-14 14:43 [#00778745]
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therre arre escorrt escorrts.
and escorrt hookerrs.



 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 14:44 [#00778749]
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I see people are wondering how I found that webpage.

I run this site here and am always on the look out for new
advertisers. Open Directory seemed to be under the
impression she was a one :P


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 14:46 [#00778750]
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There aren't any escort escorts any more. They're all
'escort hookers', though i'm sure any of them will gladly
accompany you to some social occasion without the sex, if
that's what you want.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-14 14:46 [#00778751]
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i was almost surre you just came acrross it while looking
forr, well, escorrt sites. come on it's you dan.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 14:47 [#00778752]
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You know me to well ;)

For the uninitiated, I design escort girl's websites from
time to time.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-07-14 14:47 [#00778753]
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good thing they didn't show "her" face... maybe they just
stole the cover art from the cd, because that picture in
it's entirety is a basic approximation of what the escort
really looks like..
during the act, (s)he'd creepily say "come to daddy!"


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 14:48 [#00778754]
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It's basically prostitution, so yes, it's illegal in the US.
Doesn't stop there from being literally thousands of escort
girls in the US, or other countries for that matter.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 14:49 [#00778755]
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Sooner that than take a look in your pants and scream 'funny
little man!'


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-14 14:52 [#00778757]
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they advertise in the yellow pages!

well, you learn something new everyday.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-07-14 14:56 [#00778761]
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then (s)he'd put on the girl/boy song and ask you which one
you think (s)he is, all while drawing an analogue
bubblebath for you both..
this could go on forever..


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-14 14:56 [#00778762]
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i love hookerrs


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 14:57 [#00778763]
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This may not mean anything to most of you, but do you
remember the Guinness ad where the blonde bird marries the
old geezer?

Well, here she is.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-14 14:58 [#00778766]
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:P :) :P


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 15:43 [#00778810]
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danbrusca is a pimp!


 


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