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IRELAND “Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk? This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?” FRANCE “Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that? Aren’t the French just Germans who can make sauces?” ITALY “Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus? I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O’s! ” POLAND “Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?” GERMANY “Is this bratwurst kosher?” TURKEY “Where’s the hash at? It’s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?” KOREA “Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?” CHINA “This wall isn’t so great.” ENGLAND “Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?” SWEDEN “Do you have any normal meatballs? Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?” YEMEN “Yemen? That’s a stupid name for a country. What’s it mean -- ‘Land Of Fanatics And Dust' ?” INDIA “You don’t live in teepees? Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?” ETHIOPIA “After a long day of travel, I’m famished. Hey – those flies sure love your pregnant son!” CANADA “You’re like Americans without money.” SPAIN “So, this is the country that’s not Portugal? Wow. Your women can shave if they want to, right? Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?” SOUTH AFRICA “I liked it better the other way.” MEXICO “What's that smell?” SAUDI ARABIA “Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car? Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?” RUSSIA “Is it always this cold and economically devastated?” UZBEKISTAN “Can you spell Uzbekistan?” GREECE “I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy." AFGHANISTAN “Seriously, where is the real cou |
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cont. AFGHANISTAN “Seriously, where is the real country… where is everything?” JAPAN “What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?” AUSTRALIA “How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?” AMERICA “Was John Wayne gay?” |
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really - what do you expect people to say in reply to this? :P |
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Some of those are great some I don't understand...like "Whats that smell?".. |
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I think it is to imply that someone or something in Mexico does not smell good. |
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gee that's weird, last time i was in mexico it was totally pristine and fresh, no poverty, factory smoke, or unwashed sweaty mexicans at all |
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Wow, things sure have changed since they closed all the maquiladoras and converted the land to farms and low cost housing. |
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but... i'm sure all the new developments and business parks are immaculate |
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Those are kinda lame. |
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maybe you didn't get them |
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I got them... they aren't that hard to get. They're just lame. |
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This one was the most offensive (thus my favorite) : ETHIOPIA “After a long day of travel, I’m famished. Hey, those flies sure love your pregnant son!” |
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AMERICA "So when are you guys gonna get a democracy?" |
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heheh.. and have you heard bush criticize fuckin' fidel castro or saddam hussein this year over their lack of fair elections? i couldn't stop laughing |
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AMERICA "Hello, i'm french!" |
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I can barely watch Bush talking without feelng a large feeling of rage and an urge to kick in my TV set and throw it out of the window. The man disgusts me. |
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YORKSHIRE "Does everyone marry their sister?" |
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i totally heard this everytime i mentioned in italy i was going to GREECE......and you know....it twas less expensive, but not as beautiful IMO......ahahhahah GREECE “I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy." |
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