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and at one point, I had regular girl 'clients' ! but that's about 3 years ago haRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Hhahahahahaha |
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that webcam stuff would turn me on... but to the words: its really creative i think you really need to be in you own language doing it then. i couldnt imagine doing it though because i dont know if theres a guy typing and making fun of me... |
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Gummy Keys Isn't Good. |
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gummy vaginas arent good either :D |
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"will you stop saying 'gummy' so much?" |
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!!plastiline pussies! this thread is done... |
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Damn! With the correct person...the session can be just as hot as a real session. Infact, I am still flushed. Thank you, sweetie pie, for a great time...:) |
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sad bastards, go out and find real people, the rewards are REAL and more than a squelch in your pants you losers. Masturbating doesnt lose your virginity you smelly hormone ridden cum stainers |
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Real people are fun too. I sure as hell know about it. It is sad though that you have not experienced the power of the human fantasy. Try it out sometime. Our brain is our biggest sexual organ. |
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who me?! Since when is fantasy talking to some pimply wrinkly old goat pretending to be a 15 year old hooker in completely TEXT FORMAT a fantasy? Get an imagination dude horny666 says : *tweaks nipple* cumstain_ says: ooooh, that feels nice horny666 says: yes, you like that bitch dont you, YOU LIKE THAT DONT YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE BITCH BASTARD CUMSTAIN? cumstain_ says: ooooh you are a naughty one etc. etc. fucking gays |
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So you say that Arthur Miller and Anais Nin are sad old wrinkly people? And maybe your experiences with it have been bad. I have had a lot of real life sex that is pretty horrid. It takes all kinds. |
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yeah kinds like you, loner boner |
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heh...how cliched...live a little, dude! :) |
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*tongue in cheek* |
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*sings* loner boneeeeeeeeeeeeer he's so lonely his only frieeeeeed is masturbatiiioooooooooooon loner boneeeeeeeeeeeeeeer he only wants to meet a girl loner boneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer he just gets yanked to text on a screen loner boneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer loner boneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer *solo* *2nd verse* loner boneeeeeeeer hes so tired and purple loner boneeeeeeeeeeeer hes dried up and decrepid loner boneeeeeeeeeeeer the lonliest prick in the world... |
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Methinks the Lady does Protest Too Much. Glad you enjoyed it, Alnu :P ! |
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Ohmigosh...did I actually say Arthur Miller...? I meant Henry Miller...how stupid of me..., |
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:P right back to you... |
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i used to cybersex but I ruined too many keyboards. Once you have regular shaggin you realise how pants cybersex is and all that typing is a pain in the derriere. |
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me and my ex used to do it a lot |
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HeY Im CunTyChuCk, WannA CybEr? |
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that killed that thread |
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danmmit, i cant do anything right. |
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There's a time and a place for it. Obviously, the real thing is better - but sometimes it's unavailable, you're feeling horny, don't have any porn, and want a cyber partner - simple as - just another choice. |
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well maybe with a lot of effort you could, dont give up |
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as an ugly person i agree that i will take any opportunity to get laid. |
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YOU MAKE ME FIGHT BITCH :) |
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my problem with cybersex is.. why go to chat seeking for cyber when you can go out and search for a lady, or call a girl friend, or call your girlfriend. if as you say it isn't available.. an there isn't any porn.. then ok yeah... you log in the internet. and... DOWNLOAD PORN AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR OWN FANTASIES.. and not let some fat red haired guy pose as a girl for you on a chat.. hahah let me tell you a story, i used to pose as girls and make as i were cybering with other people just to make them install a trojan in their computer and then get passwords and stuff from their computers. i'm sure marlowe was one of my victims mwhahahah... wel not really bye |
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hmm, why would they install anything just because they were cybering? |
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Cybersex is fine, although looking around random chatrooms for a ''mate'' is pretty shady. I guess the fact that they're a stranger is part of the appeal, but you don't want them to be... TOO strange... (or do you?)... not someone you just found in an AOL chatroom. It might be Michael Jackson or someone. |
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cybersex is good but becareful and use condom |
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you need 10 - one for each finger, and one for each thumb ! |
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