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Okay, here's a little quiz for you, just five questions, multiple choice. Please do not answer until all five questions are posted. QUESTION 1: Which of these best describes your sex life? a)Nailing the first unsuspected broad while clubbing on a nightly basis. b)A healthy relationship with a significant other. c)Dowloading hentai on the internet. d)Masturbating to Sears Catalog. e)Sex? What's that? |
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QUESTION 2: What name do you most commonly go by? a) My birth name. b) A nickname that sounds GRIZZLY. c) Screen name. d) My D&D character name. e) Lord Darth Maximus Overlord III |
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how bout I just say, I've been waiting for the library to open all morning. I'm late now answering questions on the internet. do I win? |
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QUESTION 3: How do you spend a Saturday? a)Hang out at the mall. b)Chill at a coffee house. c)Go to the record store and drool over everything you can't have. d)Spend time with your best friend, your gaming system. e)Online, seriously, because screw reality! :-D |
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QUESTION 4: Where do you live? a) My own apartment. b) Parent's house. c) School. d) Parent's basement. e) Online, seriously, because screw reality! :-D |
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QUESTION 5: What do you do in the hopes of making yourself seem kewler? a) Buy new wardrobe. b) Start a rock band. c) Rattle off your incessant collection of useless knowledge daily. d) Make music. e) Boost up your character about 5 levels on Everquest. |
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SCORING: For every A) answer, subtract 5 points. For every B) answer, do nothing. For every C) answer, add 5 points. For every D) answer, add 10 points. For every E) answer, add 25 points. BONUS POINTS: If you tampered with your score in the hopes of looking cooler, add 30 points! If you post on xltronic for the sole sake of boosting your points, add 30 points! If you're playing an MMORPG right now, add 50 points! If this quiz offended you in any way, add 100 points!!! ranking: 0-25: respectable member of society 25-50: showing symptoms of nerditis 50-100: pardon me sir, your nerd is showing OVER 100: a level 5 nerd-o-hazard!! people need to wear suits so they don't contract nerditis from you! My score: 85 (i have bonus points) |
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i'm a nerrd but not a nerrd. |
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1: f) non existant 2: f) just a normal nickname 3: f) roaming around shops buying things, relaxing at home, whatever tickles my fancy 4: f) my own house 5: f) there is no such word as kewler |
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i got a 20 |
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you sir, show no symptoms of nerditis! SCORING CHANGE: If none of the answers on the list match your life, subtract 100 points! :-D |
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sorry, my nerd is showing, i'll try and put it away, a relapse into ultima online could result in a level 5 nerd explosion, covering my brother in nerd, and i'm just not prepared to share my account with him |
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*On that SCORING CHANGE, it has to be the case with all FIVE questions, as it was with xceque!* |
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:D me no nerdy! yay! *runs off to play D&D in locked dark, dank attic with spotty "friends" who can't pick up girls, shave or ever refrain from saying make it so instead of 'yes'* |
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interesting i'm far less of a nerd than i thought i was. well according to this quiz, anyway. |
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live the drream |
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hmmm.... any suggestions to fixing the scoring system? i'm kind of questioning it right now.... |
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OKAY: Pick the answer CLOSEST to what's true for you. How's that? SCORING CHANGE: -50 or lower: Lying son of a bitch!! :-D |
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yeah, no way am i THAT nerdy......... |
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who is that in yourr avatarr? |
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sora aoi |
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SCORING CHANGE: A) -10 B) 0 C) +10 D) +20 E) +30 |
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does she have a webiste :P |
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www.uh-oh.com (explicit!) and search for either sola aoi or sora aoi ;) |
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explicit - many pop-ups lookin forr my bank details orr explicit - just some rreally hot nude pics explicit |
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just some really hot nude pics it's a bookmarker |
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shit i don't know how to take that. will it bookmarrk itself? orr will i want to bookmarrk it? |
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you'll want to, sorry hehe |
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woah. no shit. |
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1. between c and e -> 10 2. c -> 5 3. e -> 25 4. e -> 25 5. d ->10 no bonus points (they're too much bonus btw) -> 0 total => 75 ...and, yes, screw reality! |
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:P anyway, i think we both just earned ourselfs another 50 points for going off topic and onto hot japanese chicks that put's me onto level 5 geek alert, dont stare at this post too long or you'll grow glasses and buck teeth |
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aw, i didn't see the scoring change. so that gives... 20+10+30+30+20=..... *launches calculator app* 100! and screw reality with a rusty sharp bloodstained fiber optic corkscrew rocket launcher until it dies. also, screw computers too. and screw human beings. and god. but i love you. (PS: i used the calculator app for first addition too. i'm just too braindead to do any math ' _ ') |
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oops, 110 points i don't even know how to type a result from the calculator app, i have so much antimathosis, glaaah =P |
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minus 100 points for being bad at maths, so your ok :) |
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10 TAKE TEST 20 CRY FROM RESULTS 30 GO TO 10 |
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*30 GO TO 20 |
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"What do you do in the hopes of making yourself seem kewler? " maybe i'd kill myself for using the word kewl |
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ah you caught the pun sir. |
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I scored minues 5, and I'm a massive nerd, this test is wrong |
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umm so... hanging out at the mall is consider "cool"? Lol man 13 year olds hang out at the mall..... lame. |
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Oh and, i scored a 15. Making music isnt nerdy..... this test is wack. |
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here's another question to test your nerdiness: Q: When faced with a potential threat of physical assault against your person, how do you respond? A) "ain't u b messin' with me & my crew, bitch-ass mothaphukka, i'ma bust a cap in yo punk ass, foo!" B) "piss off ya cunt!" C) "you'll be hearing from my lawyer!" D) "where's my mommy?" E) "you wouldn't hit a man in spectacles, now, would you?" |
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i scored a 25. i'm happy with that. |
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i have made no guarantees on this quiz. i offer no refunds or rewrites in case you are dissatisfied with your score. SCORING CHANGE: If you are dissatified with your score, add 1,000,000 points! :-D |
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I)i'd say both A and B. II) A III) B, C, D and E IV) A it's actually a house. V) C |
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yuri is so hot..... nice avatar, man. |
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1.c 2.a 3.e 4.b 5.a I'm a 20 pointer....I didn't think I would be.. |
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Numbering them in Roman Numerals:+20 points. |
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My score was -150....I am an über-being. 4TarI r0x0RZ j00R 7175!!!!11 |
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no seriously my score is -70 it's actually 35 (c,a,e,d,b) |
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