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offline diablo on 2003-07-04 09:22 [#00767129]
Points: 3242 Status: Lurker



Go Go........Go On Love Its My Birthday!
You Look Tarty Love Its My Birthday!
i'll buy you a barcardi love its my birthday!
and you know im having a laugh its not my birthday!

[Chorus x2]
you can find me in the pub with a pint of bud
look love i've got a fiver if you let me see your jugs
im in to playing to darts, i aint in to growing shrubs
so come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed

when i pull up out front you see my vauxhall nova
when i hit the bar its ten pints before im over
i came to watch the game cause im a blackburn rover
and im munching M&Ms while im downing smirnova
but only nothings changed cash down bottoms up
and i got a papercut from rolling my rizla up
if you watch how i move you'll mistake me for a geezer or
gimp
cause i fell down the stairs and now walk with a limp
in the back bits of Watford they say fifty you hot
they like me i want them to love me like lesbian hot
but go in to Hemel-Hempsted they'll tell you im crazy
cause i once got drunk and humped the statue of a lady
but im fully focused nowwww
tea and coffee on my mind
got a part time job in the daily grind
and this girls yeah
she loves my hair
she likes my car
her friend is fit but she's as ugly tooo
riiiigggggghhhhhtttttt

[Chorus x2]

my girlfriends mum give me the cash
that bought me all my fancy stuff
my couch, my fridge, my plates, my waste
look mate im tied down but i aint changing
and you should love it way more than i hate it
your like my dad fashion sense is outdated
im that bloke by the bar when im on my round
your that weird guy who never leaves or makes a sound
when the beats start pumping i get my macerana on
my mates drag me to the chair before the end of the song
if the roofs on fire someone dial 999
and you wanna get frank love
it isnt a crime
i'll tell you what i tell every girl
your fit
nice hair
if you dont wanna rush it here's another red square
or i can tell my mates to be round the back with a
kronenberg
they'll know where we've ****ing been



 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-07-04 09:23 [#00767131]
Points: 7983 Status: Lurker



hahahahahaha i had just put this song on as i saw this
thread pop up

youre the king.



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-07-04 09:24 [#00767133]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



A quality parody... still not released (properly) yet is it?


 

offline diablo on 2003-07-04 09:26 [#00767134]
Points: 3242 Status: Lurker



dunno my mate just emailed me the mp3 and i got the lyrics
lookin on google

hehe stoopid


 

offline diablo on 2003-07-04 09:27 [#00767135]
Points: 3242 Status: Lurker



"i'll tell you what i tell every girl
your fit , nice hair
if you dont wanna rush it here's another red square"

good line!


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-07-04 09:39 [#00767147]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



'Hate to be a bit of a spoilsport but if I hear another
parody of a popular song, no matter how clever, I'm going to
make severel holes in my skull with a fucking Black & Decker
electric screwdriver and die screaming my face off.'


 

offline diablo on 2003-07-04 09:45 [#00767152]
Points: 3242 Status: Lurker



well it was funny for like, 3.5 minutes...


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2003-07-04 10:24 [#00767174]
Points: 3221 Status: Lurker



hehe

has anyone seen that puppet singing hor in here?


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2003-07-04 10:24 [#00767175]
Points: 3221 Status: Lurker



'hot in here'


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-04 11:08 [#00767206]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker



someone mentioned this hot track a while ago

I downloaded the shit out of it and now I got the words to
roll with

hot!


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-04 11:09 [#00767207]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker | Followup to BlatantEcho: #00767206



^^^^^^^^^^--------whoa.....


 


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