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dirqual remix (& FUN contest!!!!!)
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-03 17:36 [#00766522]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



OMG OMG! A contest!!!

Okay, I remixed and copyrighted Dirqual's track without his
permission. I have also sold thousands of copies and have no
plans to pay him. But this is off topic.

Okay, my remix is called "hiphop rat" because I accidently
made a chillin Snoop Catty-Cat style gangsta beat, you know-
totally NWA, hiphop beat, something real smooth that makes
you think of getting girls and drinking alchohol and
shooting lots of people etc. This beat comes in in the
second half.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to add
lyrics of a particular theme to this track. This theme is
the hip hop rat theme. You have to pretend you're a "hip hop
rat", you know a rat who fancies cheese, fears cats, yet
fancies hiphop and the gangsta way of life. The lyrics must
be from the character "hip hop rat", however you interpret
that.

There is no prize except for praise of the winner. But this
is the only hollow currency we ever use anyway fartheads!

Here's my remix:
http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/wmw/


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-03 17:38 [#00766523]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



I'm also intend to add hip hop rat lyrics to it and make it
better and more stupida-licious probabshly.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-03 17:44 [#00766527]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Okay, here's an alternate route you can take. Instead of rat
lyrics, have lyrics in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice (only
he's called SchwarzeNIGGER to fit the hip hop theme) Ahhhh
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *whew*


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-03 17:46 [#00766531]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Oh yeah, I remixed "fucking about" which is here:
www.zebox.com/dirqual

All I did was apply the "fractal beat technique" which you
can read about in my other post called "fractal beats" if
you want.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-03 17:47 [#00766532]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Okay, what do you guys like more: pouce or snaussages?
(pounce is plural already right?)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-03 17:50 [#00766536]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



"The world's oceans are still largely unexplored.
Oceanographers complain that space scientists know the
surface of Mars or Venus better than Earth scientists know
their own planet. Creatures hitherto unknown to science
still pop up at intervals along shores and estuaries. The
Chinese in 1992 reported a mysterious river-borne creature
that made for food, enveloped it and moved on. It turned out
to be a carnivorous fungus called a slime mould. Normally
these are tiny and hang around in compost heaps and rotting
logs. This one was the size of a St Bernard dog and seemed
to swim in the Shaanxi river."



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-03 18:45 [#00766568]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Space scientists? Like, scientists from outer space? Whoaah
ahhhoooh! Awesome-whoa!

Ok, here's an uptade: your lyrics can by anything of the
following equationg

hiphop + something ludicrous

The ludicrous thing can be a giant slime mold the size of a
St Bernard for example.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-07-03 18:47 [#00766571]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



make a link or i can't be bothered. im part of the bone
fucking idol generation remember.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-03 18:48 [#00766572]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Yes, I got a new reply. Oh... that was just me. I saw your
reply right when you posted it, qrter. This is because I
needed a long time to think up that awesome reply, ok that
was a lie. I wanted to maximize this deserving post's time
at the top of the messageboard by replying later as I
am doing now.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-03 18:49 [#00766573]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Oh I really DID get a new reply! Hold on and I will make a
link. (ahref} www.kaka/ (hrefe//)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-03 18:51 [#00766575]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



class="message">click here you stupid lazy moron, yes you earthleakage


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-07-03 18:53 [#00766577]
Points: 12428 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #00766575



Wow, this link is actually working.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-07-03 18:57 [#00766579]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



sorry you're too slow i'm too busy now


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-03 18:59 [#00766580]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



*earthleakage sips a diet coke and lazily scrolls through
more useless topics instead*


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-07-03 19:00 [#00766582]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



*enter ahnold*

Word my name is Schwarzenigger/
Go figure/
My lifestyle gots my hand on da mutha-fukin trigger/ jigga
I'm praying T3 will be bigger than kim chee, eaten with rice
and noodles and that other good stuff, ya see?/

*enter hip hop rat for the chorus*

Bitch, listen to tha 'niggaaa
Go see T3 jiggaaaa
-repeat until end of song



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-07-03 19:01 [#00766583]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #00766580



are there any?


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-07-03 19:31 [#00766588]
Points: 3885 Status: Regular



coming into the hizzzouzzz--- the mutha fuckin cheese king
ma niggas! he be flying straight outta the walls - through
his mega-blinged mousehole, ya know what im sayin? ya'll
betta be gettin loose aight? cuz he-weee gooooO!!!!!!!!!

*enter rat king*
word out to all my cheese eatin home-mice,
we be all gettin down to the beats that hoppin nice.
scurry out our holes like us nigga rats do,
we're gonna bitch slap yo' kitties and jack some cheese from
you.

as we run away, to our mega-phat ridez,
we turn our heads back, lookin over our sides.
making eye contact with the crackah we owned,
we popped 3 caps while he grumbled and moaned.

we aint no posas, we be straight ballin thugs,
we gonna head straight out, and take poops on your rugs.
we be hard-core playas, with nice bitches and tail,
and we always be fresh, our cheese NEVA be stale.

so we tell you again, you fuckin lame ass human,
you front with this rat - and our pistalz be boomin.

word! *gangsta pose*


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-07-03 19:31 [#00766590]
Points: 3885 Status: Regular



now - do i need to actually rap it? or will someone else be
kind enough to do it?


 


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