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Aparently the film doesn't answer this question... so maybe WE can! ....eh..... ... maybe not......... |
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he must wear elastic pants... ONLY explanation whereas the rest of his clothing is wool,.. cotton,... etc.. |
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the wank stains from being around connelly so much provided enough of his DNA so that his pants also became mutated. problem solved. |
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Hes got a yet un-revealed sidekick that delivers his new pants... freshly pressed and ready to be distressed....whenevr required. He is Kid Y-front |
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'bana' is ALWAYS wearing size 40 pants when normal sized, but no one seemed to notice.... |
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spandex? |
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god shut up no one cares that you want to see his fucking hulk dong |
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dang! |
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no,... you've got it all wrong,.. you see,... I want pants like that,..... |
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what i'd like to know is, just because the hulk is bullet proof, why are his pants bullet proof? if i was one of those army dudes, i know i would have been aiming for the Hulk-Nuts because even if he's bullet proof, it would still hurt a lot to get shot in the hulk-nuts. and maybe if i shot off his hulk-pants, he would get so embarrased that it would override his anger and revert him back to Bruce Banner. |
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an embarrassed Hulk? So he turns, what....... purple? same colour as his bruised nuts.... and pants..... |
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That's not really a dilema... more a mystery i'd say. |
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No no no ...Heres the answer. He is actualy naked. Its a very well done body paint that resembles the real Hulk pants. When the real pants breaks no one notices the difference. He gets up really early in the mornings and puts on the paint. If he should forget to do so or if hes out of paint he tries to remain very calm that day,the only part that doesn't grow when he becomes Hulk is the "package" so it would be very embarrasing. |
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i believe i've already solved this little conundrum. but, i'll offer another solution: those aren't pants... they are cleverly woven pubes. seing as how his pube hair would have his DNA in it, it also mutates, and grows with him... AND, it would be bulletproof. case reclosed. although, i favor my first solution to this one. |
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actually, after he fights the mutant dog trio, his pants do come off. later when he was in san francisco, they had already captured him so the military probably could have outfitted him with high-polymer stretchy pants. therefore they did not tear and stayed on for when he de-Hulks at the end of the movie. shit, wasn't there already a thread about this before the movie came out? or am i having deja-vu? |
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didn't you ask that before? |
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yeah and you had the same response. then this black cat walked by and then another one just like it. |
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