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These are things which i laughed hard at. What are yours. You can't make them up they must have really happened. "but then i mixed it with ecstacy and it was perfect!" "i ain't no apple" |
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*tickles you with panda claws accidently causing injury and yells "freetos!" |
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*celebrates and jumps combonation |
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"I ain't gettin on no plane fool" |
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Mr.T!!!! |
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Eddie Izzard : You have the American dream! The American dream is to be born in the gutter and have nothing. Then to raise up and have all the money in the world, and stick it in your ears and go PLBTLBTLBLTLBTLBLT!! That's a pretty good dream. |
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i got stuck on your chair once too |
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"Must buy Hats For Clowns album...and a banana!" /Weebl |
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Blake wrote: "I have heard many People say, 'Give me the Ideas. It is no matter what Words you put them into. '" To this he replies, "Ideas cannot be Given but in their minutely Appropriate Words." - William Blake (quoted by J. Newman, The World of Mathematics, 1956) |
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"donny you are out of your element" |
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"The best wine is the oldest, the best water the newest." - William Blake |
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Your mumas so fat......na that aint it. Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. |
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Yo momma's cooking so bad the flies bought her a screen door. |
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"if you're not reaching for the sky, you might as well bend over and reach for your ankles." |
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if you see two people talking and one of them looks bored, he's the other one. |
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"Why stop when your period starts?" |
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"...conscientize the unconscious of the infinite..." -Raël. |
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"You can get a Hello Kitty vibrator and douche, but not a letter opener. Sanrio, the company that owns the license, draws the line at sharp objects." - Wired Magazine |
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"alcohol is like money. having a lot doesn't change who you are, it just enhances what's already there." |
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on ambidexterity "I can do almost nothing with my left hand. It just hangs there, like a piece of semen encrusted meat." |
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Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win, you’re still retarded. "I'm not real smart but I can lift heavy things" “I think what Jesus was really getting at was…..” -Joel P. You can’t spell failure without U R A. –despair.com Retards on the Internet?!? Why didn't somebody warn me?? “...i was telling the truth you fucking plank” –xltronic member no less |
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well, THAT came out well.......*sheesh* |
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beware of the friendly stranger |
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man #1-"hahahahahah!" man #2- "stop laughing at me!" Man #1- "I wasnt laughing at you... I was laughinh at life" man #2- "well life isnt funny, so quit it!" |
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"license and registration, pigfucker!" |
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"Must buy Hats For Clowns album...and a banana!" /Weebl LOOK AT MY LOVELY HAT LOOOOK |
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"Women - you can't live with them, you can't shoot them and bury them in a shallow grave in your back garden" |
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"Why are you llying down llike that?" "I can't tellll you that!" "But you must!" I think I'll start slurring my l's anus presley stylee ;) |
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"he who laughs last, has not yet heard the terrible news." -bertolt brecht |
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"I love children. Especially boiled, with a fine peppercorn sauce" |
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"whee. Sal we need keep going and never stop till we get there" "where we going?" "i dunno but we gotta go" -kerouac 'on the road' quote may be slightly diff but i did it off the top of my head |
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"when you don't know where to go, you must go, and as fast as possible!" "to make the least people unhappy, always beat the same ones!" "the more it doesn't work, the more chances it has to work!" "for a well trained ear, there is no sound that cannot be considered as music - and vice versa." - shadok (poorly translated, sorry...) |
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Clockwork Orange "no time for the old in and out, love.... i've come to read the meter" "what you got home, little suster, to play your fuzzy warbles on?" "as clear as an unmuddied lake, sir" ........................................................... "catch it if you can ..on the outside is chocolate and underneath the chocolate are.... crispies!" ........................................................... . |
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"Bitches leave" -RoboCop |
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or "You have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify the nearest rape crisis center" classic! |
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"Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!" Completely O.T.T. I love it |
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"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx |
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"put the fuckin cake down,bring your fuckin face over here" Quoting some guy in the adult movie favorite "freak" |
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"fast and bulbous!" "yes thats right the mascara snake! fast and bulbous!" |
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"Nothing" is impossible "here's johnny!" "Remeber,you are not a salmon" "d'oh!" "I don't do quotes" |
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ahh clockwork orange is a veritable cornucopia of excellent quotes. Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya eunuch jelly thou! |
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1) "I did not have sexual relations with that girl" (Clinton) 2) "This is not a time for soundbites ; I feel the hand of history on my shoulder" (Blair) 3) "What our childs need is to be able to read and write properly" (Bush) 4) "The driver was later found to have four times the legal alcohol limit in his blood ; Another perilous statistic safely removed from our roads." (Alistair Stewart, presenter of "Police! Camera! Action!" , convicted today of drunk-driving and crashing into a lamp-post on his village green . Re-assuringly these people make the nations decisions and run its media...:). |
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Oh yeah, dubya: "I understand the importance of putting food on your family" haha you think he goes after his daughtters with the whipped cream when they're all drunk and buggin? |
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MORTON IS A DUTCHY TOO AND I DONT THINK HE IS POO |
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We need an energy bill that encourages consumption. - George W. Bush |
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KARL ROVE, Bush's long-time political guru and White House advisor: "As people do better, they start voting like Republicans... ...unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing." |
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Do you have blacks, too? - George W. Bush, to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso that guy ^_^ |
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Naaaaah. I don't believe it. Is that referenced anywhere reputable? Like a wire service or newspaper? |
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My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific. - George W. Bush, who apparently forgot about a little something called World War II, Tokyo, Feb. 18, 2002 http://www.insultmonger.com/assorted/george_w_bush_dumb_quo tes.htm |
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"Both studies of human attachment show marked overlap between the pattern of activation when looking or hearing a loved one and a previous report of activation during cocaine-induced euphoria. It seems likely that pathways that mediate the hedonic properties of psychostimulants evolved as neural systems for social attachment." Thomas R. Insel and Larry J. Young. The neurobiology of attachment. Nature Reviews Neuroscience 2, 134 (2001). |
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