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offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-06-29 14:59 [#00762001]
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what a con these safety belts are. only yesterday i was
putting mine on when my knee slipped off the steering wheel
and i ran into a lamp post.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-06-29 15:03 [#00762006]
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silly you


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-06-29 15:04 [#00762008]
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Ooops


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-29 15:08 [#00762009]
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hahahaha


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-06-29 15:08 [#00762012]
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haha thats what they were made for im sorry to say


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-06-29 15:16 [#00762018]
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they say a womans work is never done. well if they get up an
hour earlier every day, or stopped watching daytime
television, then there would be no need for this ridiculous
situation to exist.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-06-29 15:18 [#00762022]
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your avitar goes so well with that comment earthleakage


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-06-29 15:19 [#00762026]
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bwahaha, sorry m8, that is a funny image :D


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-06-29 15:26 [#00762037]
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"have you had an accident in the last 3 years?" they ask.
"you could claim compensation" they continue.

i phoned claims direct expecting to be passed on to a
solicitor and a big cash payout, only to be told drinking 15
pints of real ale, before sneezing and following through was
"not an accident". but it's not like i did it on fucking
purpose.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-06-29 17:40 [#00762093]
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I all honesty, I find myself quite often putting the seat
belt on, after I have pulled away, and am more or less half
way down my road! :(


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-06-29 17:52 [#00762111]
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i spent lots of my money on safety belts...
still spending it...


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-29 17:53 [#00762112]
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lol sneezing and following through!

btw can you name all the flumps for me?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-06-29 18:50 [#00762163]
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grandfather
father
mother
perkin
posie
pootle

i really do have too much time on my hands :o/

btw all 3 of the posts were meant to be jokes but some
people have no sense of humour


 


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