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offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-26 07:58 [#00757713]
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well not that im gonna kill myself.. or plan on dying by
accident soon...

but i'd like to die in a huge explosion.. at least youll
have fun when you go



 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-06-26 07:58 [#00757715]
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um..

any way is fine.


 

offline merg from The New New York (Berlin) (Germany) on 2003-06-26 07:59 [#00757717]
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On the job


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-26 07:59 [#00757719]
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underr a trrain, it caused on lookerrs and the trrain
drriverr grreat grreat psychological distrress.


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-06-26 08:00 [#00757721]
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would you want to die slow and painful?


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-06-26 08:00 [#00757722]
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doing something awesome, that's the key.

Pushing a baby stroller out of the way of oncoming traffic,
but getting hit yourself.

hero me please.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-06-26 08:01 [#00757726]
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In your sleep.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-26 08:01 [#00757727]
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whoa 5 replies in 2 minutes :)


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-06-26 08:02 [#00757729]
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i said any way is fine.

i dont care much for the way i will die.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-26 08:02 [#00757730]
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i wonder what i would do when i drove off a cliff with a
car..

probably check if i fastened my seatbelt well, or close my
eyes and do my best on some kind of tarzan scream
maybe toot the horn too

i don't think it's the best way to die though


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-26 08:02 [#00757732]
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burning, however painfull, should result in some mad fun as
well... just gotta make sure its a decent fire.. else youll
end up looking like road kill


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-06-26 08:03 [#00757735]
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i'd want to be fucked to death by natalie portman


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-06-26 08:03 [#00757736]
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Taking as many people with me as I can...that is my
ambition...


 

offline merg from The New New York (Berlin) (Germany) on 2003-06-26 08:03 [#00757737]
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Then may I recommend my suggestion? ;-)


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2003-06-26 08:06 [#00757739]
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i think jumping off some REALLY fucking tall building and
landing on flat out on someone's car would be cool.


 

offline alnuit on 2003-06-26 08:22 [#00757767]
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I would not like to die. Rather, when my time is up I would
like to dematerialise and mix into the air, water and soil.



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-26 08:33 [#00757783]
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yeah thats my point.. just explode so theres nothing left of
you


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-06-26 08:40 [#00757790]
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Death by orgasm.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-26 08:40 [#00757791]
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I'd like to die trying.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-06-26 08:47 [#00757795]
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id like to buried alive, along with a few of my possessions.
like my shovel.


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-06-26 08:52 [#00757802]
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take some colourant, mix with water and leave to soak
overnite in a basin...

its slow but painless

(unlike this)


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-06-26 09:04 [#00757824]
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hahahahaha, that's fucking ace


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-26 09:12 [#00757838]
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If I'm gonna die in an accident, I wanna die in an extreme
thing, like trying a stunt. Dying instantly and not feeling
any pain.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-26 10:54 [#00757998]
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nitrous.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-26 10:56 [#00758002]
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you sick fucks.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-26 10:58 [#00758006]
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jumping out of a plane without parashute would be lush


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-26 10:59 [#00758008]
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do it then...


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-06-26 11:00 [#00758010]
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Everyone says they'de want to die doing something they love.
That's bullshit, because if you're doing something you
love, you'de want to be able to keep doing it, dying would
ruin it all! Everyone would say, 'well, at least he died
doing something he loved', well fuck that! What a shitty
time to go!

I'de rather die doing something I hate. Like say I'de just
been caught by the IRS for not paying taxes for 20 years.
I'de want to die right when they showed up at my door to
collect, stiffing them with the bill. I'de be laughing all
the way to hell! Or right before being casterated by a
Mongolian king for having wild sex with his hot princess
daughter. No pain, no gain!


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-26 11:04 [#00758015]
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i want my last words to be 'i have burried a chest of
treasure worth millions... its hidden in the ... the... '


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-06-26 11:07 [#00758018]
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A group of Catholic school girls (with outfits) crushing me
to death under a mountain of horny girls.


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-06-26 11:08 [#00758020]
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a "jacobs ladder" type death´d be nice.

you extrapolate the rest of your life in your dying moments
cos some fucked up drugs tinker with your sense of time and
sub-conciousness... (without your mates being carried off by
demons of course")


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-06-26 11:12 [#00758029]
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In my sleep I guess.

The worst way though I think would be to drown, or be eaten
by sharks :(


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2003-06-26 11:27 [#00758052]
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cardiac arrest while being raped in prison
yeah
that'd show those bastards - give them more time in the
clink
those dirty fuckers


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-06-26 11:29 [#00758057]
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Dunno, but i wanna be stuffed in a big "scary bear pose"
when i go


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-26 11:40 [#00758071]
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hahaha, thats fucking genius.


 

offline wilcoooo from Sydney (Belgium) on 2003-06-26 11:52 [#00758082]
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flying in a rocket at the moon with a big nuclear bomb.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-06-26 12:44 [#00758127]
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You find the cure for AIDS and in the following excitement
and joy you stumble and smash your head on the concrete
floor.

X . . X
_____
U

R.I.P

Unfortunetly the formula for the cure was only stored in
your memory.Surrounding people witness the whole scene and
get to experience the very peak of anti climax.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-06-26 12:53 [#00758135]
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laughing


 

offline bird from New Zealand, but in (Switzerland) on 2003-06-26 12:58 [#00758141]
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hey!
thats what i wanted to do.... talking with my friend in
highschool about starting clubs at university, i suggested
organizing a mass suicide.
uh, now he and his nob mates have started a "meat
club"...... yeah...

but speaking of meat, this is stolen from björk, but how
about being eaten by a lion? i'd feel kinda privileged.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2003-06-26 13:01 [#00758144]
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blood drenched execution


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-06-26 13:03 [#00758146]
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It would be more painfull tho being eaten by a rabid
squirrel. It would take forever so you would have much time
too look back on your life and make piece with your god/gods
if your into that kinda stuff.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-26 13:08 [#00758150]
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i love that movie.

adrian lynn's only good film.
unless you count 'flashdance'
'she's a maniac, maniac on the floor'


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2003-06-26 13:09 [#00758151]
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flash dance was not a cool film ....


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2003-06-26 13:10 [#00758153]
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I want to be found dead with an entire plucked and skinned
raw turkey lodged in my windpipe.


 

offline alnuit on 2003-06-27 00:54 [#00758778]
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Damn. Those phobias are very similar to mine. Id hate to die
by any form of smothering or suffocation...and since I don't
swim well...drowning would be the shittiest way to die. And
sharks.....*shudder*


 

offline manticore from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-06-27 01:00 [#00758779]
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erm. best way to die? you fools! isn't it obvious? dying "on
the job" so to speak, that is to say, while shagging a
beutiful young broad who just wants you for your money - and
here's hoping that rigormortis sets in soon enough that you
will stay 'erect' much past what they promised in that
viagra leaflet.


 

offline manticore from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-06-27 01:04 [#00758781]
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actually, drowning is perhaps the quickest way to die - one
of the most painful as well - as i have had a chance to find
out from people who have nearly died in such a manner - but
definitely instantaneous.

i always reckoned that a quick instant-death carcrash would
be a good way to go, though probably dying in your sleep
from natural causes isn't as bad as they make it. hehe!


 

offline manticore from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-06-27 01:05 [#00758783]
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and say JAroen, is that a nice, tasty skinned corpse in your
avatar?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-06-27 02:07 [#00758836]
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apparently, drowning is meant to be practically euphoric.

The brain releases chemicals into the brain a few seconds or
so before death due to the lack of oxygen which gives you
hallucinations


 

offline manticore from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-06-27 02:10 [#00758841]
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i've actually heard the exact opposite - directly from
people who have had such an experience - the oxygen supply
to your brain gets cut off in such a rapid manner that the
typical symptoms associated with a near-death experience are
completely by-passed and you just surge straight into
nothingness.


 


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