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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-25 18:31 [#00757156]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Ok, our entire species get's homosapien-napped by alien
life forms with 6 tentacles instead of legs (their planet is
154 times larger than ours so we can all easily fit in their
farms). The reason they want us is solely for our milk. They
keep the females in specially designed cages so that a
machine made with their technology can milk them
efficiently. They have no use for males though since they
easily artificially grow masses of new females from dna
using techniques unknown to humans. Also, they are able to
quickly modify the newly grown females in order to transfer
as much female energy as possible from other functions such
as walking into milk production. They aren't mean aliens,
they just have a competitive market and need to sell milk.
They don't suspect that the humans feel things like
depression and pain anyway due to their primitive
consciousnesses. The bad part though, is this.. after all
the human hardship, they advertise their milk through their
electromagnetic-spectrum-entertainmo vision with a happy
mascot called the human fairy. This made up cartoon fairy
has a human upper body but is "alienized" with 6 tentacle
legs to appeal to the alien viewers. 16 zillion viewers are
made to think that the human fairy, a fun loving fairy eager
and happy to sell it's own species milk, epitomizes the
human species. Meanwhile the real humans sit depressed,
without ever being able to move from their knealing
positions in their cages. Isn't this what we do to cows?


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-06-25 18:35 [#00757157]
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Well I haven't taken a cow to another planet.


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-06-25 18:39 [#00757167]
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Sounds like an idea for a PETA-funded movie..."Human Cows in
Space: A Love Story", starring Peta Wilson and "Raging Bull"
Robert DeNiro...direected by Michael "Schlockmeister" Bay...


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-06-25 18:42 [#00757173]
Points: 8876 Status: Lurker



You are obsessed with aliens wMw.
Its a reacuring theme in your posts.
One day your head will explode and Ceri JC will be there to
lick the blood off the walls =)


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-25 18:42 [#00757176]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



wow,
countless women strapped up and being milked?
sounds DAMN hot!!!



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-25 18:46 [#00757180]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #00757156



That is almost exactly the plot of In The Barn by Piers
Anthony - the only good thing of his I've ever read. It's in
one of Harlan Ellison's Dangerous Visions collections. Well
okay he didn't have the human milk fairy - could you get
Kylie Minogue to play her?


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-06-25 18:48 [#00757187]
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is there loads of knockers in that story?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-25 18:52 [#00757190]
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Surprisingly, yes.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-06-25 18:54 [#00757195]
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skill!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-25 19:05 [#00757202]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



picture her in tentacles


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-06-25 19:11 [#00757207]
Points: 8876 Status: Lurker



Picture him in tentacles too


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-25 19:19 [#00757211]
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I really must see Young Frankenstein again.


 


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