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Aphex twin according to google
 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-22 14:22 [#00752031]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular




Aphex twin according to google.com:

* aphex twin is a joke
* aphex twin is the name by which richard james releases his
ambient works
* aphex twin is almost certainly the single most respected
pop
* aphex twin is dead
* aphex twin is a one man project nowadays
* aphex twin is rather limited
* aphex twin is one of those bands that you either love or
hate

(of course there was more stuff)

Phobiazero according to google.com:

* phobiazero is not responsible for comments posted on the
message board

=)


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-22 14:22 [#00752032]
Points: 4891 Status: Lurker



How queer


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-22 14:24 [#00752034]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



you need to spend your time more constructively. read books


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-22 14:25 [#00752039]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to aphextriplet: #00752034



books rules... I already have too many (must-read) books on
my list.
will read some of them this summer.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-06-22 14:50 [#00752069]
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books, yes ive heard of them....i cant find where you put
the batterys in tho.....


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-22 14:51 [#00752072]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular



google is wrong about everything...
this is just the begining of the long list of what google
thinks a "pedophile" is:

* pedophile is and then you will relax because the chances
are you will know your child is
* pedophile is to prevent a pedophile from attempting to
groom your
* pedophile is always in control of everything
* pedophile is a person at least 16 years old who has
intense sexually arousing fantasies
* pedophile is not a child molestator or trauma instigator
* pedophile is one that does not touch children

hehe. especially the last one is quite incorrect.



 

offline Shatterproof from xltronic messageboard on 2003-06-22 14:54 [#00752080]
Points: 361 Status: Addict



I love that thing!

- rape is no joke
- rape is normal

=D


 

offline Shatterproof from xltronic messageboard on 2003-06-22 14:56 [#00752081]
Points: 361 Status: Addict



* pedophile is always in control of everything

* pedophile is a person at least 16 years old who has
intense sexually arousing fantasies


:D!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-22 14:56 [#00752082]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to Shatterproof: #00752080



haha!!!!!!!!

rape is rape!

you know any more?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-22 15:03 [#00752086]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular



THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET!!!

Anal according to google.com

* anal is in da house
* anal is not something that most couples enter into
lightely
* anal is banned in parts of my state
* anal is discovered already in our system
* anal is our middle name
* anal is good when it's the sugarplastic
* anal is very difficult because he rams it in and out so
hard he has caused bleeding
* anal is when you show someone you love them that you care
about them your doing
* anal is unequal and variable at best
* anal is a mind trip
* anal is the way to go
* anal is stunt butt
* anal is the bank top tavern
* anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd
* anal is like a day without sunshine
* anal is a bit gentler
* anal is actually lana spelled backwards
* anal is yellowish
* anal is a big liability
* anal is what he has to offer
* anal is temporary
* anal is a good way to cause war
* anal is even more popular on stage with chinese audiences
than her sister
* anal is light brownish
* anal is more pleasureable than the other positions because
of my disability

hehe. the last one was kinda sad though :|



 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-22 15:07 [#00752093]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to Key_Secret: #00752086



ok that one deserves a topic of it's own...


 

offline Shatterproof from xltronic messageboard on 2003-06-22 15:10 [#00752098]
Points: 361 Status: Addict



Who.. am... I?

*shatterproof is the ultimate safety tumbler ideal for
use by children the elderly or situations

*shatterproof is easy with us

*shatterproof is not concerned with who pays any successful
judgment it might obtain

*shatterproof is a throwback


:D


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-22 15:11 [#00752101]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



"* anal is very difficult because he rams it in and out so
hard he has caused bleeding "

thats true


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-22 15:12 [#00752104]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



aphex twin "is" is a very common word and was not included
in your search. [details]



 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-22 15:13 [#00752105]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



those bastards


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-06-22 15:16 [#00752110]
Points: 5264 Status: Lurker



how are you getting these results?
is there a special section on google or something?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-22 15:17 [#00752112]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to Q4Z2X: #00752110



googlism.com

here's teh aphex twin one: http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=aphex+twin&type=1


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-06-22 15:18 [#00752115]
Points: 5264 Status: Lurker | Followup to Key_Secret: #00752112



thanks


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-22 15:24 [#00752122]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



*tonepusher is happy to be deppressed

wow i actually wrote that once!On some SQ forum



 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-06-22 15:24 [#00752123]
Points: 5264 Status: Lurker



weird..


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-22 15:27 [#00752126]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to Q4Z2X: #00752123



what???????? how can it be like that? :)


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-22 15:28 [#00752129]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to TonePu5her: #00752122



I only got

* tonepusher is happy to be dep

but cool you're there to :)


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-22 15:29 [#00752132]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



My arse......
my arse is burning
my arse is gonna belong to him
my arse is a temple of joy
my arse is back on public view even when im sober
my arse is full of crack posted by stuart rawlinson
my arse is bleeding
my arse is your arse
my arse is stinging my tears are making the blindfold wet
"yes i've sucked cock" i shout and with a single violent
movement your cock slides!!!!!!!!!!
my arse is yours to fuck whenever and wherever you want it
my arse is not as accommodating as my pussy and hurt me the
first few times till i got used to it
my arse is a certifyable conversational topic

my arse is better than my face” and 26% say

OMG!!!



 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-06-22 15:33 [#00752135]
Points: 5264 Status: Lurker



here's a funny one..


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-22 15:34 [#00752136]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular | Followup to Key_Secret: #00752129



thats what I got but,I added the rest.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-22 15:35 [#00752138]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



lol!!

satan is my webmaster



 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-22 15:37 [#00752141]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to TonePu5her: #00752132



hehe... check the "piss" in the analtopic.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-22 15:38 [#00752143]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



What is life you ask?


 

offline Shatterproof from xltronic messageboard on 2003-06-22 15:39 [#00752146]
Points: 361 Status: Addict



WHOA

*key secret is to destroy the dead matter nursery in the
base of the pasture… …

*key secret is not in your hands

*key secret is to fill your heart with love




 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-22 15:40 [#00752150]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to Shatterproof: #00752146



hehe


 

offline uzim on 2003-06-22 15:42 [#00752156]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



skyfarmer is put through its paces immediately after
takeoff.
phob is mixed with water as can be applied that same day.
the baron is a drug dealer and his plan was to get susie to
talk bruce lee into being a drug courier.
quoth is pregnant.
marlowe is limited to 32767 displaced atoms in a single
cascade.
darius griffin is a former employee of defendant tops
appliance city.
kara is officially "ilandwhyte krystal kyra".
supreme is india's leading manufacturer of flexible
packaging and heavy duty construction/agri films.
jedi chris is here to defend you from evils in the night.
monoid is aperiodic.
refund is jan 14.
spikee is in london what a cute baby.
lecoeur is a level 25 briton minstrel.
pogo is a little different to your average pda/phone.
pantalaimon is safely by my side.
recycle is open head with brain.
princo is compatibel voor de sony dvd speler.
sido is an apex body and nodal agency to formulate.
ceri is a rather impudent elf that always like a challenge.
key secret is to fill your heart with love.
...

what a strange mb we live in! : D


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-22 15:47 [#00752162]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular



cannibalism according to google.com

* cannibalism is ok if you eat a friend
* cannibalism is food for thought
* cannibalism is an acquired taste
* cannibalism is morally defensible
* cannibalism is the most direct way for animals to get
nutrients for growth and body maintenance
* cannibalism is a great way to"ride the apocalypse" and is
good for the environment
* cannibalism is an important energy gain for giants
* cannibalism is currently undergoing one of its darkest
times ever
* cannibalism is that management may be near perfect and
outbreaks still occur
* cannibalism is far too hip for my tastes
* cannibalism is a common insult
* cannibalism isn't just for the rich few
* cannibalism is the perfect diet
* cannibalism is a serious life
* cannibalism is primarily a function of the degree of
spatial separation of adults and juveniles
* cannibalism is not preserved in the fossil record
* cannibalism is a relation of love is not to say that it is
warm
* cannibalism is good for your business?

hehe
this made me realize something though...


 

offline uzim on 2003-06-22 15:54 [#00752176]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



also,
phob is my only child.
phob is hydrophobic polystyrene.
junktion is a dark and edgy but also warm and whimsical
crossroad between funky electro.
gonzola is right to identify wicksell as leading the blows
in the break up of say's law.
nacho is a soul of god.
recycle is afkomstig van mijn zelfbouw ligfiets.
the funkmaster is from parts unknown.
flea is very rare and unusual in wisconsin.
zeus is an internet robot helps you create reciprocal links
with other websites.
earth leakage is less than 4ma @ 230vac.
meho is an endangered species.
jand is being divided into parts.


 

offline Shatterproof from xltronic messageboard on 2003-06-22 15:56 [#00752177]
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good one about Meho..


 

offline Shatterproof from xltronic messageboard on 2003-06-22 15:59 [#00752183]
Points: 361 Status: Addict



- titsworth is the honorary chair for the lucy parker
women's athletic endowment fund
- titsworth is incorrect
- titsworth is that individual
- titsworth is finally being investigated
- titsworth is a sad tale of the death of a young mother
- titsworth is independent; uses nasdaq and nyse stocks
municipal bonds mutual funds cmos etc
- titsworth is charged with aggravated rape
- dobbin is about to marry glorvina o’dowd at madras
- dobbin is an animal then dobbin is a horse
- dobbin is tearing out his hair trying to guess the
identity of a mystery admirer
- dobbin is a strong wooden riding horse with bright
realistic lithographs on the sides
- dobbin is a perfect alternative for children who want a
pet pony
- dobbin is a hero in disguise
- dobbin is six foot three inches



 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-22 15:59 [#00752185]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular



Britney spears according to google:

[this one is not funny, except for one:)

britney spears is dead
britney spears is a whore britney
britney spears is my whore
britney spears is a stupid fuck
britney spears is feeling fine
britney spears is a whore
britney spears is not a real woman
britney spears is a virgin
britney spears is vet
britney spears is a whore britney spears is a fucking nude
naked whore she sucks britney spears may be a whore
britney spears is a man
britney spears is evil
britney spears is naked on the net
britney spears is a slut
britney spears is walking down the street with a pig
under her arm

britney spears is much inspired by the man with great
contributions to computer science
britney spears is ready to drive milk fans crazy one more
time
britney spears is both religious and conservative
britney spears is 20 years old

I must find something more attractive to the laughing
organs.


 

offline chambre noire from Iceland on 2003-06-22 16:02 [#00752195]
Points: 2515 Status: Lurker



a laugh for us swedes:

Googlism for: kuk

kuk is easily accessible
kuk is korean which translates to mean "nation"
kuk is the largest hotel complex in dubrovnik
kuk is probably reflecting the slightly more male than
female proportion in our population
kuk is "theater" in chinese
kuk is tramatized
kuk is gateaux
kuk is now beautiful and available
kuk is also a member of the hope choir
kuk is good as usual
kuk is looking for volunteers

OHAHAHAHA


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-06-22 16:03 [#00752198]
Points: 5264 Status: Lurker | Followup to Key_Secret: #00752162



here's some good ones..
"eating people is wrong price comparison shopping
eating people is fun
eating people is easy
eating people is not healthy in general
eating people is so much energetic
eating people is so popular
eating people is wrong
eating people is the only thing that makes me feel whole
eating people is bound to make you feel better
eating people is wrong 25 november 2002 'there was a
moment's silence as we all tried to think of friends who
were practising cannibals
eating people is rather creepy
eating people is a viable meal
eating people is simply a matter of getting close enough
eating people is wrong — a sentiment i heartily endorse
and can only admire him for putting into words
eating people is accomplished by selecting the "eat" icon
and then clicking the mouse cursor on the particular human
you wish to consume"



 

offline uzim on 2003-06-22 16:03 [#00752199]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



what does "kuk" mean?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-22 16:04 [#00752202]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to Q4Z2X: #00752198



hehe


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-06-22 16:16 [#00752227]
Points: 5264 Status: Lurker



broccoli is beginning to worry me carrots and runner beans
are looking pretty dodgy too

broccoli is protective against colon cancer

broccoli is downy mildew weapon compiled by staff

broccoli is described by the equation q = p/6 where p is the
price of broccoli and q is the amount that will

broccoli is a exciting new hybrid vegetable crossed between
broccoli & chinese kale

broccoli is usually rapidly cooled by liquid

broccoli is a fractal because it branches off into smaller
and smaller pieces

broccoli is virtually fat

broccoli is packed with nutrition

broccoli is sometimes called the luxury crop because it's so
easy to grow but has a million dollar taste

broccoli is called sulforafan

broccoli is one of todays miracle foods

broccoli is digested

broccoli is a nutritional powerhouse

broccoli is packed with vitamins and substances that have
proven to be beneficial in the prevention and treatment of
many of our toughest diseases

broccoli is currently making merchandise to appeal to the
older audience and we've been successful at that

broccoli is not just broccoli



 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-06-22 16:21 [#00752240]
Points: 5264 Status: Lurker



radish is the best fucking thing since strawberry jello

radish is often big enough to warrant its description of
'giant'

radish is 5/8 inch

radish is not really nutritious but has many medicinal
properties

radish is double bite

radish is a real beauty

radish is 16 year old ben kweller

radish is taken orally

radish is ruthless

radish is a sex

radish is the name of this place

radish is far from ripe

radish is one of the top five major weeds of the australian
wheat belt

radish is phenologically plastic



 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-06-22 16:25 [#00752248]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



pregnancy is to reduce the rate of teen pregnancy by one
pregnancy is not just a woman's domain
pregnancy is much higher than normal
pregnancy is dangerous to fetus
pregnancy is a problem in cows and ewes
pregnancy is high on the current government's health
pregnancy is linked to abortion 1/30
pregnancy is an illness?
bob mcbob is an aggressive sob who believes the best defense
is a good offense
bob mcbob is stuck in that universe fighting pikachu and
god



 

offline Gonzola from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2003-07-26 17:43 [#00794778]
Points: 917 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



didn't really understand the one about me:)


 

offline guy from sizzle frizzle on 2003-07-26 18:40 [#00794810]
Points: 202 Status: Lurker



yo

guy is accessorizing
guy is good for you
guy is ice cold
guy is right?
guy is just too cool
guy is hard to wear out
guy is a guy"
guy is good for me?"
guy is a good guy?"
guy is still quit
guy is sterile by the way his
guy is drunk from plainsense
guy is stranded on an island
guy is a total sham" by cats
guy is finihed
guy is drinking
guy is finishing first
guy is just so cool
guy is the man
guy is a muscle hunk
guy is trying to steal my mates wife
guy is your fave?
guy is better than your guy
guy is going to be the next bill gates
guy is spamming on the detailing
guy is a national tragedy"
guy is
guy is famous
guy is telling us about life
guy is "normal"
guy is the victim
guy is on
guy is awesome
guy is cumming on some pretty chick
guy is the top choice
guy is hotter than your ups guy
guy is dean cuadra
guy is quite
guy is at
guy is just as busy
guy is a hoe
guy is a winner
guy is back by ric bucher the ruler
guy is falling
guy is accessorizing by larry dignan staff writer
guy is accessorizing the company
guy is good for you? see which guy you are most alike put in
your sign
guy is ice cold dis guy is ice cold is ranked 20 and has
played for 366d15h38m in 30 days
guy is a terrible flirt
guy is suddenly acting different
guy is right? i was
guy is incredible
guy is watching you
guy is someone i know
guy is a guy"
guy is a scammer
guy is good for me?" i met this guy over the net
guy is a good guy?" im having problems with my internet
boyfriend
guy is there watching
guy is right for you?
guy is sterile by the way there cum looks? see
guy is a guy
guy is a total sham" by cats hello
guy is going get sued
guy is finishing first by james j
guy is good
guy is a funny show
guy is commissioned
guy is alive
guy is stupid
guy is proud of his pamphlet
guy is your fave? i finally
guy is money
guy is better than your guy may 3
guy is spamming on the detailing forum again
guy is really pumping her ass hard in this one
guy is a national t


 

offline guy from sizzle frizzle on 2003-07-26 18:43 [#00794812]
Points: 202 Status: Lurker



guy is a national tragedy" the search for survivors is over
guy is "normal"
guy is a she
guy is alive and well
guy is the top choice to lead this country
guy is hotter than your ups guy october 3
guy is dean cuadra of santa monica
guy is disturbing
guy is tops because
guy is back
guy is waiting
guy is at posted january 25
guy is just as busy by ed donnald
guy is posing nude
guy is dumb
guy is drinking cum
guy is hot

I'm everything you want me to be :P



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-26 18:52 [#00794814]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



dude i've got the best one ever
nigel is a guinea lion and has a long tail
nigel is just the right age
nigel is now available free to registered users of uad
nigel is joint leader of the sgml and industrial data
preliminary work item under iso tc184/sc4
nigel is nothing if not the poster boy for political
incorrectness
nigel is more than willing to display for air shows
nigel is author of "how not to be a money launderer
nigel is a licensed trainer in tony buzan's mind mapping and
learning
nigel is no longer working at queen mary & westfield
college
nigel is a versatile actor and model with a range of special
skills to offer
nigel is the only openly gay student at his toronto high
school
nigel is captured and reluctantly helps the two women
nigel is doing his best to keep things running at lower
loxley
nigel is a regular contributor to customer service
management journal
nigel is member of parliament for the ribble valley and
shadow secretary of state for wales
nigel is best known for his work with elton john on such
classic albums as honky chateau
nigel is elected to the position of president elect
unopposed
nigel is principal lecturer and divisional leader for mental
health nursing
nigel is a dairy farmer based in northwich
nigel is an accounting clerk studying to the a chartered
accountant
nigel is a caretaker at the college
nigel is a technician at the college
nigel is the deputy head of the clinical chemistry
department
nigel is the minister at the department of trade and
industry responsible for small & medium entreprises and also
for export control and for non
nigel is the ca
nigel is a pure bred greater swiss mountain dog
nigel is the best looking guy on the earth and the best
goalkeeper
nigel is participating in an mrc
nigel is a member of the board of the royal school of church
music; and also enjoys brass bands
nigel is back in the fold
nigel is so sexy
nigel is a trained actor; he is a broadcaster
nigel is back in top form
nigel is a uk expatriate now living in wil


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-26 18:53 [#00794816]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



nigel is a uk expatriate now living in wilmington
nigel is happy to release four new wines from pepperjack -
three reds from 2000 and the 2002 grenache rosé
nigel is tall
nigel is on the job
nigel is so nice that when one of his dogs began a fit of
ferocious barking he tried to quiet the beast by saying in a
soft voice
nigel is the schoolboy author and prime mover of a series of
books published in the uk in the 50's and 60's
nigel is proper
nigel is a cornerstone member
nigel is one of the original leaders of riverside church
nigel is happy today
nigel is a member of the
nigel is one
nigel is the deviser and co
nigel is undertaking flying training and maintaining his
physical fitness to prepare for driving quicksilver
nigel is exercising his constitutional right to put nothing
on his personal homepage
nigel is the biggest shareholder
nigel is taught a lesson by the league's first place squad
nigel is committed to ensuring that bottomline continues to
meet and exceed existing and future demands of our evolving
market place
nigel is fast to spot it
nigel is currently a first
nigel is a partner of the firm and has specialized in family
law for the whole of his career
nigel is well known and respected within the regional
construction industry and possesses interpersonal and
presentational skills as well as the
nigel is the coach of the athletes first multisport club
nigel is really special
nigel is entombed in hell
nigel is on the cover as the protagonist
nigel is and he nearly won the day on experience
nigel is living in fast lane
nigel is author of "how not to be a money launderer"
nigel is co
nigel is sifting through his photos of all the tours
nigel is also the author of a successful art series
nigel is one very lucky little black bunny
nigel is a fellow of the institute of chartered accountants
in england and wales and a member of the institute's tax
faculty
nigel is ideally situated for all midlands venues
nigel is best known for his work with elton john on several
class


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-26 18:53 [#00794817]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



nigel is best known for his work with elton john on several
classic albums
nigel is classified as a high baritone
nigel is a gorgeous dark bay tb gelding
nigel is more or less as he was in the white company
nigel is the story of a young man
nigel is a chartered accountant who trained with kpmg in
manchester
nigel is a certified project management professional
nigel is a member of the national police federation's
information and communication
nigel is as nasal as much as he is a nerd with lots of
surprises in between
nigel is on a train travelling from birmingham to london
nigel is equally at home on church organs and electronics
nigel is the managing director of the hamer group
nigel is certainly an interesting
nigel is 44 years old
nigel is on a pellet diet and likes dried fruit



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-26 18:56 [#00794818]
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here's my favorites:
nigel is the best looking guy on the earth and the best
goalkeeper

nigel is so sexy

nigel is on a pellet diet and likes dried fruit

nigel is so nice that when one of his dogs began a fit of
ferocious barking he tried to quiet the beast by saying in a
soft voice


 


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