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I have your cell phone
 

digitalbubblebeth from Seattle on 2001-10-25 21:35 [#00045514]



Adam or Eric from Kirkland who came to conworks on Tuesday
-- I have your cell phone. Email me.



 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-25 22:13 [#00045529]



and i have your virginity, and you're not getting it back.


 

dronox from www.dronox.com on 2001-10-25 22:17 [#00045533]



I have your hurpes :[

Please come take it back, I really- REALLY don't want them.

Love-
dronox


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-25 22:18 [#00045534]



should've used protection, sucka!


 

Ophecks on 2001-10-25 22:35 [#00045548]



Hurpes? Are you dense? HERPES! You idiot!


 

dronox from www.dronox.com on 2001-10-25 22:36 [#00045550]



*bows down and apologizes for his vowel*


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-25 22:38 [#00045554]



* bows down and apologizes for his bowels *


 

dronox from www.dronox.com on 2001-10-25 22:38 [#00045555]



lol.


 

Ophecks on 2001-10-25 22:39 [#00045556]



Be genuinely sorry, or I'll piss on your doorstep. You'd
never catch me.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-25 22:45 [#00045566]



i would throw shit at the back of your head as you ran away
if you pissed on my doorstep. i would then wrap you in my
urine drenched door mat and make you buy me a new one.


 

Ophecks on 2001-10-25 22:45 [#00045568]



Really? You're a nasty fucker, I like that.
I hate you.


 

dronox from www.dronox.com on 2001-10-25 22:47 [#00045570]



lol... all this started because some poor bastard lost his
cell phone.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-25 22:48 [#00045571]



teach him to lose his cell phone. if he lost it, he is
obviously not responsible enough to have one.


 

Ophecks on 2001-10-25 22:49 [#00045574]



They cause brain cancer, you know. You know?


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-25 22:51 [#00045576]



good. brain cancer for all cell phone users. i'm going to
make some widgetry device to channel radiation right into
those cell phones and we can watch peoples faces melt right
off.


 

Colin Powell from the pentagon on 2001-10-25 22:55 [#00045579]



we have jobs for people who think like you. visit FBI.GOV.
cheerio.


 

Ophecks on 2001-10-25 22:56 [#00045581]



Powell, you're such a tosser! Fuck, why don't you fuck off?
Get away!


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-25 22:59 [#00045583]



"hey, with this new device made by hevquip industries, the
signal on my cell phone just got clearer!"

"that's because it just melted away all the flesh between
your cell phone and eardrum"


 

george Best from the pub on 2001-10-25 23:02 [#00045584]



its midnight in Germany,
and i am still in the pub cos its only 11 here in Oirland!
ha LOL and Eat my fuggin cows!!!!!!



 

dronox from www.dronox.com on 2001-10-25 23:13 [#00045588]



hahaha, nice hev.


 


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